Canada is America’s hat.
Will never change. Though, you guys do have some hotties in B.C…
america is canadas pants… and mexico is our shoes
Fuck the French.
how mandatory is french in ontario in school?
Gotta take it at least once.
oh thats not bad then
i knew a guy who moved to edmonton from ottawa because he didnt want to take french in university, i thought it was enforced throughout the province since you guys touch quebec
Quebec touches them.
Inappropriately.
Get it right. 
I’ll agree to that even if I know how to speak it.
What happened with Septimus??? All I read was something in that thread where he argues with Ronin.
I heard shots were fired and a hostage was involved. This was all resolved once the FBI, the CIA and the Wu Tang Clan was called in. This is all rumor and speculation though.
I dunno, we won the most gold medals, set the new record for most golds by a host country, let alone setting a new gold medal record for most golds at Winter Olympics in general.
I’d say that’s winning the Olympics, but then again you guys got the most silvers and bronzes, I guess it’s also good to be the top runner up. :tup:
Further proof, once again, that Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ ta fuck wit.
It was dark in the abandoned warehouse where the illicit gang met. They had kidnapped a child, their cult had said this child was a chosen one, she had been picked because of the dual birthmarks, one on each arm. On the left a marked that looked like two of the 6th letter of the alphabet. On the right a script that when looked at closely resembled an x and then three i’s. She had been gagged so as not to have her cries for help echo into the dark night, nobody was around, they just didnt wanna listen to it. They were all dressed in their white cultist robes, all of which had a green, circlelike symbol on the chest. They waited in hushed silence for their High priest to arrive.
Suddenly as if out of nowhere, a man in black robes with the same green symbol appeared in front of them, gasps were set forth by the cultists and the name “Elite” was whispered between them in quiet tones. He looked at the girl maliciously and then began to lead all around him in a frenzied ancestral ritual chant. It began slowly at first but soon built up into a frenzied shout as it continued.
The girl suddenly felt herself dissociating. Whereas before she had been beautiful, she now felt more jagged and somehow her entire body took on a slightly hazy appearance. She also felt somehow thinner, as if by being inducted into this cult for their use she was losing entire pieces of herself that had been available in her previous home. A single tear escaped from her widened, doe like eyes, one was all she could spare, though this be the worst time of her life she had wasted all her tears previously when she had hoped for and then finally given up on rescue.
But alas, rescue would find her that day, as all the cultists soon knew once they heard a window shatter above and saw a form explode from the shards of broken glass now littered upon the floor. Elite looked up “Well Septimus, I see you have finally found us. But look! It is now too late, your finished!!!”
“It is you’re you idiot” The man quipped back as he quickly pulled his favorite weapon, his brd, a futuristic looking pistol that had
gotten him out of each tight jam. He fired it thrice and each time a beam of azure light, a blue ray as it were, issued forth from
his hand cannon and struck a cultist square in the chest. As each cultist was struck, they fell over lifeless and the green circle on their robes seemed to somehow lose a quadrant and change from green into a sharp crimson.
Elite, seeing he was about to be taken out by a superior foe, started to run away while Septimus finished off the rest of the minor cultists some he recognized as arcade frequenters, others led a more professional lifestyle, but all lost that day to our hero’s hands. He quickly untied the girl, and he gave her his Personal Self Navigator, a device that could lead her back to where she was supposed to be. He brushed the tear away from the girl’s face. “Go now” he whispered “press this button and you will be returned to where you want to be, full of vibrance and content”
The girl gave him a look of heartfelt thanks and was teleported away from this horrible place. Septimus got back up, and began walking towards the back of the warehouse where he knew elite to be cowering. He had some unfinished business to attend to. He found elite behind some boxes and drew his brd, Elite, realizing he had been cornered let loose a torrent of eldritch energy from his body which struck everywhere at once, this stunned Septimus a bit, but he was still able to fire off a killshot right into Elite’s chest, he had a feeling of grim satisfaction as the ring on Elite’s robe turned red just as all the rest had.
Elite’s last effort apparently had had some effects on the warehouse itself as Septimus heard a large creaking above him, still stunned from the attack he could only watch helplessly as a RC cola machine, long out of use and obsolete, cracked through from the second floor and fell loudly and killingly onto our hero’s unfortunate form.
His lifesblood escaping him as he lay crushed beneath the machine, his last memories were of the time when he had lost it all for this case. He remembered being summoned into the chief’s office.
The chief had looked at him “You are off this case you are much too reckless!”
“My methods get results!!!” Septimus had screamed back at him.
“You can either keep this case or keep your job” Was the edict set forth to him.
Sadly but with purpose he took his Metropolis Online Division badge and threw it at the chief, then he walked out of the office determined to find the girl and save her, no matter what the cost to himself.
He had done good, his last thoughts echoed, he had done good.
^ Nominate for article.
Boel, don’t ever change.
Boel, What the Hell?
I said that myself out loud. :lol:
Congrats Valaris. Now hook me up with someone awesome this year for Secret Santa!
Boel. I <3 you so much.
Spuddly and Lmegreen, don’t fucking start that topic again please 
Congrats Val!
And Boel comes again with another potential post of the year nomination.