We need more Koda and Jetay in Seattle

Kill Paris (you have to)
Fuck Janeane (wanna get it over with)
Marry Lady Gaga because in the event she cheats on me with another man (which is for certain), at least I’m gonna get half her shit.

marry paris cuz shes hella rich, and im a fuckin ninja i can take over the hilton shit.

fuck gaga so i can ruin her career and i wont have to hear her damn music anymore

kill jenean(sp) cuz i can

don’t front.

she wouldn’t cheat on you, you’ve got hella nice skin.

What if she hollas “WE WANT PRE-NUP! WE WANT PRE-NUP! YEAH!@”

paris hilton has more money than lady gaga but her pops would never let you get any of that

lady gaga let’s it know shes a bi whore. sup with that wig? and the phantom of the opera masks? AND SOME CAMEL TOE?

janeane is…kinda…funny? and them tatoo’s are…

yeah my bad aj, WE BE GRILLIN haha i dont slow cook but thats the way to go