WAZZZZZZZZUPPPPPP! - The Martin Thread

Shanaynay cracked me up.

“Yo you need some tires?”

I didn’t even realize season 3 was on DVD yet. I been had the first two.

'Bout to go pick up S3 right about…now.

“I said Jerome’s in da house! I said Jerome’s in da house!”

::moves from side to side::

I would have hit Pam back in the day.Not sure about now(Last time I saw her she was on “Everybody hates Chris”)

Tisha Campbell was looking decent on My Wife and Kids,though she did gain a lot of weight.

I remember one episode where they were going on a ski trip and Pam was with this black panther kinda guy who brought cans of black spray paint because “the snow is white” lol.

Another I remember even from a preview was Martin dancing with this pretty hot girl and she turns around and has hair on her chest. “What the hell are you a CHIA PET?!”

Hustle Man was the shit :clap:

Pick up the pieces!

God, Tracy Morgan is fucking hilarious!

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I’m anal when it comes to the best show ever. He called Pam a ‘Camel’ in that scene. Not a donkey.

My favorite episodes are:

Get a Job (Martin & Gina snoop around trying to find out what Tommy does for a living)

Gina turns on light after sneaking in Pam’s apartment with Martin
Martin: What are you doin?!
Gina: I can’t see!
Martin: Baby, we cat burglars! Use your cat-eye!

Martin turns to 3 figurines on Pam’s bookshelf
Martin: Look, i’mma ask Pam’s sisters what’s happenin. To figurines 3 the hard way, yall don’t know nothin do ya?

Whole Lotto Trouble (Martin wins the lottery)

Lockin Boots (Gina gets a boot on her car and tries to keep it from Martin)

The scene at the end where he’s wearing the outfit from Shoe Barn is too funny. “Air Wack” :rofl::rofl::rofl:

The Great Payne Robbery (Martin’s apartment gets robbed)

Martin: Tommy! Why aren’t you at your post next to the dumpster?
Tommy: Man, that trash stinks!
Martin: So does this excuse, Tommy!

Not to mention when he goes ape on the training dummy.

Credit Card Blues (Martin gets arrested as an accessory for credit card fraud)

At the jail phone with big guy
Martin: Wait a minute! Stop the press! The next time you get in somebody’s face, take one tic tac, put it in your mouth and get a BANG out of life. Right now your breath is hummin. Your breath is kickin like van- DAAAAAMN!

I could go on for days with my obsession for this show, but i’ll spare yall. Season 4 on DVD April 1st. Pick it up**

First off, I would and still would bang the actresses that played Gina and Pam.

Secondly, I still crack up when Martin tries to break the glass window at the radio station with a chair and it just bounces off.

Great show, although it suffered a little at the end.

maaaan, Tommy, you ain’t got no job!

Cole.

That’s all I have to add.

2 of my favorite episodes are from Season 1

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Classic Martin episode. Just click the link to find out why I think this is a classic episode.

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Kid from Kid N Play, a remix to Forever My Lady, and “I’ma BOYANGONG her in the head with this pan!!” One of the best, if not the best episode of Martin in my view.

And all this talk about Gina and Pam. What happened to Ms. Trinadad?

the one where Martin was interrogating everyone with that fake dog was my fav. Tommy and Cole were getting soooo weak during that scene. it was great.

I’m not sure if non-black people are capable of liking Martin.

Take that however you want.

wasn’t there an episode when one of Marin’s friends was clipping his toenail, and it flicked into the air, knocking somebody else out? was that even on Martin? im pretty sure it was.

the Romeo and Julet episode was nice.

It was the episode where Cole gets kicked out of his mom’s house and he moves in with Martin and Gina. That scene was hilarious!

yeah, it was. lol. who’d the nail knock out? it was a female, right? Gina? i wish they put that shit back on the air. maybe BET or something. they should put the Waynes Bros, Fresh Prince, and Martin all on a full hour and a half schedule. that would be nice.

i dont remember much episodes of Martin. I remember every episode from Fresh Prince though.

I remember the episode they tried to make money off a Whitney Houston concert by selling bootleg t-shirts and Bruh’ Man misspells her name and they are stuck with a load of t-shirts that say “Whittey Hutton” or something like that.

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That episode was “Best and Bester”. Cole and Tommy pretended to get kicked out of their places because Martin was extorting them for gifts while he was choosing who would be the best man at his wedding. The toe nail knocked Gina out.

tl613: That episode is funny as hell. A pic of bruh’ man with a wig and it said “Whitty Hutton Wurld Toor” :rofl:

Can’t forget Gary Coleman as “Mad Dog No Good” in the High Noon episode. And the one mentioned earlier where Martin’s cd player got stolen and he was interrogating folks with the stuffed dog. “Come on now! Don’t all of you speak at once…”

A favorite quote from “To Kill a Talking Bird” where Gina kills Edna’s (Martin’s mom) parrot (MYMOMMABIRD!):

Pam: Martin, Gina has a problem with your mother and I suggest you handle it.

Martin: Well Pam, I got a problem with your breath smellin like train smoke. Handle that!**

i liked any episode where Martin would play a snot nosed little kid… he looked to funny.

favorite sitcom of all time.

Jerome’s got a new tuneeeeeeeeeee lol.

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stolen CD player aka nino brown lol so fucking good. tommy trying his best not to bust up laughing.

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