We need to revive the Prince of Masturbation thread, lol. I challenge anyone to go a couple months without masturbating/sex and watch how amped up they are when around girls, and the increase in nocturnal emissions.
Watching porn kills sex drive? :lol: It should say that āwatching porn kills the kittens.ā Iāve slain enough to fill a pet cemetary.
-Starhammer-
ROTFLMAO!!! Thatās it. The nasty one done killed it. Robofap FTW.
-Starhammer-
Or they see their SO (good looking or otherwise) as a person instead of a sex object. In their mind, itās okay for Buffy Bgtits to get sprayed in the face with blueprint juice-- not his PhD fiance who feeds the homeless and handicapped every weekend.
Arenāt you TheDamned?
TheDamned[for everything other than knowing a woman in a Biblical sense]?
Eikusupureinu.
(Ugh. I donāt know whether itās worse that it took me a bit to get that last sentence or that I understood it at all.)
Iām pretty sure I said all the way back in the first Prince of Masturbation thread that I watch porn pretty regularly. Probably more than a lot of people, unfortunately. I just tend to not finding it arousing more often than not for various reasonsālike I said, porn tends to be comedicāand so it ends up being hilarious background noise while do something else (though Iād rather listen to music) or looked at purely āacademicallyā reaction-wise. Iām pretty sure I said in that same thread (and multiple ones) that I genuinely wish I had no sex drive at all rather than just one thatās arguably rather low.
Yes, I can both make even porn (more) boring AND expect you to remember things from years ago (why donāt you!). I am that guy.
If porn is boring, then you are really - and I mean*** really*** - doing it wrong.
I still maintain that the only reason you are as good at MVC3 as you are, is pent up hentai repression.
Just stop THINKING about it so much and youāll maintain. Let yourself go and focus on the fact that youāre having sex and youāll be okay. Trust me.
Iāve jerked to porn, then jerked in the bed, only to have my wife roll over and start feeling me, and I still finished the deed. Surprised the hell out of even myself, since this was within a span of about two hours. Not thinking about it is what made it possible. :tup:
How would we prove whoās being honest? Thatās the main problem.
[media=youtube]iWBr_vpI81o[/media] I think this sums it up.
(Thereās no way to āproveā unless you want to utterly invade peopleās privacy. There just tends not to be a āprizeā beyond self-control, which gives people a lot less incentive to lie.)
I was going ask whom The Fly thing would apply to since I thought were evenly matched. But then I remembered that Million actually seems to work out and most definitely has upper body strength while what little āstrengthā I have from purposely not working at (presently) is pretty much all in my legs from walking everywhere. So either Iād have to like kick him under the table or just give up. Good times.
If you had said sex or even masturbation, then even as a prude, I could have agreed.
However, and Iām pretty sure even the pro-porn people here would agree, that porn can very easily be or become boring despite what youāre doing. Whether itās the really fake moans/words or looking at some bitch whose tits are so bloated she might as well be a cartoon (and not in the goofy but still good-looking Jessica Rabbit way) or just something else that kills " the mood"/canāt get you into āthe moodā in the first place, itās very, very easy for porn to be boring and/or unattractive.
Itās just moreso for me.
Again, Iām pretty mediocre at that game. Youāre just not used playing it still.
Also, ugh at the bold. Get your pornography out of my cartoons. Such media should not be tainted. Same thing with having music or some TV/video on during some type of porn thing. Music should not be thus defiled and even if whatās also on the TV isnāt pornography, though then itās still kinda annoying.
Dude, totally been there. There have been times that Iāve literally cursed my dick. Cutting back on the masterbation definitely helped, but exercising more and improving my diet helped immensely.
I can understand how watching an āexcessiveā amount of porn may dull a man to āregularā sex, because after being exposed to seemingly insatiable kinky sluts, everyday women - who also tend to be way more self-conscious when it comes to their bodies or sex acts committed in the bedroom - might not be as exciting to them anymore. If the guy starts to need more kink to get his rocks off and the chick isnāt up to it, then the relationship and sex life will sour quickly. If you can find someone to match your level though, it gets really, really fun. 
On the flip side, I can see how watching porn might make men doubt their own sexual prowess. I know as guys weāre not really supposed to be paying attention to the dudes in pornos, but when Johnny Longrod whips out a 10-inch cock and bangs a chick for what seems like an hour, it can make Ordinary Joe feel inadequate when he realizes that canāt match the performance. Sometimes itās hard to make the mind understand the difference between reality and Viagra-assisted fantasy.
As for me, I typically would watch porn and masterbate about once a day. Though Iāve recently gotten into a friends-with-benefits relationship with a female friend of mine and now that Iām having sessions about twice a week, Iāve greatly cut back on my self-help. Iāll still watch porn from time to time and will wank off, but wonāt let myself orgasm. I save the good shit for the good shit, you know?
itās kinda sad when computer images can prevent you from getting hard from a real woman.
thank you basedgod for allowing me to still appreciate reality
With all the porn Iāve watched, I should have erectile dysfunction like a motherfuckerā¦ but I still tear that pussy up on the regular with no issues.
(āMasterbationā? I wasnāt aware anyone did it that much, though there were a bunch kids in high school who never shut up about it and this one kid in particular was even worse about itā¦)
Well, given your level of expertise in this area, Ducky, perhaps you are so virile that you have merely been reduced to the level of metaphorical vaginal destroyerāa vaginal Gojira, Vajira if you willāas opposed to the literal destroyer of them you might have otherwise been were it not for porn. So, once again does porn make the world a better place by preventing women from being vaginally tele-fragged by men so manly they would normally shoot out actual babies otherwise. Hip hip, hurray! Hip hip, hurray!
(And now Iām reminded of The Filth again.)
Speaking of whichā¦
Thanks for bringing this up. I was wondering if anyone was going, but I suppose no one wanted to bite the bullet (heh) or was more content to just call the study out on its more obvious bullshit. Performance anxiety seems perfectly normal, especially with as much emphasis on sex as society places on men anyway.
Speaking of āperfectly normalā, I never did understand the whole āsize issueā thing for the most part. I mean, wanting to be bigger within reason is understandable enough I guess, especially since itās not something you can actually change. However, considering how fake & stilted (off-camera) porn is, how unwieldy & flaccid those penises are and how painful they are to most other people as well, the amount of men who seem to want to pull a Rita Repulsa on their junk has always been a headscratcher to me; I really hope āRita Repulsaā isnāt a sex slang for anything. As long as you donāt have like a micropenis or something, Iāve never understood the disappointment that comes with something you canāt ever actually change, that doesnāt make you automatically succeed at the one thing youāll be using it for where supposedly āsize mattersā and that isnāt readily visible.
I mean, if your partners laugh or whatever about it, then theyāre almost certainly someone whom you shouldnāt be having sex with in the first place.
I think I just found my new Starcraft handle
Iām not sure if I want to stop using SakuraSena though
I know listening to skisonic is bad for my sex drive.
(Damn it. Now I canāt stop thinking about those horrible, overheard high school conservations. Thanks.)
ā¦Why are you trying to fap to skisonic in the first place? And I mean that as non-homophobically as possible.
Sure, go nuts. I donāt play that game and never will.
However, people are just going think youāre referencing Strider Hiryu anyway, which is why I called it that in the first place. [/donāt explain the (lame) joke]
Pretty sure a Rita Repulsa is a sex act. Hell, a Rusty Venture is a sex actā¦ though exactly what it is, weāre not sure. All we know is that itās dirty!
As far as size matters, it depends on a lot of factors. Position is one thing, but the most important would definitely be the partner youāre with. When it comes to women, theyāre all different. Just talking vaginal canals here, some are just wider or narrower than others. In the case of a narrow canal, a guy with a mighty beef stick might make sex uncomfortable. I knew a friend of mine who at least claimed to be packing and had nothing but complaints about his sex life because girls would often complain of pain and discomfort and just stop entirely.
So itās a mixed bag. So long as you donāt have a micro-penis, youāll probably do just fine. Even then, itās not the end of the world. With the right technique and enough practice, itās totally possible to bring a girl to orgasm through clit stimulation alone, and if you get good at eating pussyā¦ forget about it!
Wasnāt it that you jack off so much that your dick turns red and chafes? Iād trust Brockās explanation over Shore-Leaveās or the Alchemistās any day.
Thatās me right there. Above-average penis size and I have the magic fingers and tongue. Just ask my GF. :tup: