Or maybe these oil spills, donating to haiti, and the war that is still happening in Iraq, and Afganistan is all an evil plan by the cobra commander to drain the economy and unemploy every american possible, as to drive each of us to our suicides.
Of course it was.
The suffering of American people nourishes the world.
North Koreans blew it up with a sub
What if I told you we never landed on the moon, JFK lives in Scotland with Janis Joplin, and the only reason we were in a cold war for 50 years wss because snake-headed aliens run the oil business?
Does that mean we get our own Mecha Zangief . Rush that shit down Comrade