Visiting Tokyo - tips?

If I ever go to Japan, I’m joining the Yakuza. Not even joking.

One of my ex-friends lived in Japan and became friends with some Yakuza. That guy was an asshole and I am glad that his Yakuza friends beat his ass for being out of line.

Mick Foley (aka Mankind aka Cactus Jack aka Dude Love) tells some interesting stories about going to dinner with yakuza and not realizing they were yakuza until halfway through the meal when he notices how many dudes were missing pinky fingers.

When you are in Japan, buy me some Godzilla stuff.

I wonder if you know, how they live in Tokyo? If you seen it, then you mean it. Then you know you have to go. Kitaa!

Amazing tips, gotta love SRK.

I read some good stuff here though, thank you!

If you see a hot girl get a nosebleed. This indicates interest in a flattering way. If it doesn’t happen naturally disappear around a corner and punch yourself in the face. She’ll be your waifu.

Just know if you see a group of Japanese boys…

Go see what’s going on in Fukushima.

Plant seeds like I did. Make a real life ryu…

If your anything like Davido-Kun.
Cancel your plans.

The first thing you ever posted that made me laugh in real life

Visit that huge ass Gundam. Also your genitals will be pixelated temporarily.

On Sunday Morning, Go to Yoyogi park. It’s in the Harajuku area, so they’ll help you out if you ask. Bring a camera. Bring more than one actually. Make sure to grab a memory stick too. You’ll want it. Shinjuku has the Night life on lock for Fridays. Look for The Code and/or Shinjuku 54. Half the time there will be an afterparty if you still feeling it. Personally, I was able to walk around for hours doing nothing but sightseeing. Hope you have fun. :tup:

-Starhammer-

Put your dick on things for me. Let me live vicariously through you.

He wants to go to a stinky arcade and be an otaku outcast

Fuck off

Osaka is better.

Laugh at their inferior noodles, eat spaghetti every day.

I definitely liked the people there more. A lot more open and friendly. I had to work a lot more to get Tokyo women to come out of their shell. The food is better too.

Tokyo has more shit to do, though.

Can’t wait to go back next year.

Osaka style foods are god tier. Make sure to eat okonomiyaki

Eat some real sushi…