Viscant's way too long Evo log

Cause my cock is worth of the gods

Lol very good shit Jay. I wish i was oldschool too!

Good read. Thanks Viscant :tup:

Nice read. Don’t get me started on that guy from Fatburger. Pete and I were ordering one night (I believe it was on Saturday) and I ordered a Kingburger. He kept looking at me in a way that made me feel very uneasy, but I didn’t let it get to me. I told Pete, man I think this dude likes me or something… later we got our order brought out to us… I started eating my burger and after the first bite realized just how large this fucking burger was. Pete asked if I got the double-Kingburger and I said no, just Kingsize which is why it had two patties, but he was like no they have a double-kingburger and that is why it had two patties. I was like, what the fuck, that fucker screwed up my fucking order or forgot it was a single. Then I was like, I bet he fucking charged me for a double too then I checked my receipt only to see that he didn’t. As long as I wasn’t charged for the double, I didn’t care. Got hooked up. Did something similar happened to anyone else?

the guy at the pizza place gave me discounts on pop when i would buy it there shrug.

Too much drama. Great log, appreciate the type-up. :beer;

good shit at evo potter

Great read Jay, that was some really good shit.

Heh, on Friday some old dude threw his number, the one they give you, at that gay guy from fatburger. It was funny because that guy was obnoxious and screaming at that man to pick up his order and when he did, wham he throws the little card to that guy. Funny stuff

any thumb fps is trash, but i guess the mlg looks at what pushed the most units when it chooses games… viva la shoryuken…

The “thing” at the dreyers place scared me shitless…but the oreo cheescake was toooo fucking good to resist lol. Me and Deus had like 3-4 pieces

thank god this was here or work would have been much more boring. teach me how to gamble. what stick did you buy?

best evo log ever

D’you like popsicles?

lmao, yeah, that guy totally wanted you, dude. I swear, he did.

Maybe he thought you were Owen Wilson, lol.

Nice meeting you anyway, dude.

lmao. :rofl:

Yea nice meeting you to…

Anyway I dunno maybe the dude was gay I dunno… To be honest his face looked kinda familar, I thought maybe I knew him. Whatever the case im more then up for not having to pay 2.50 for a freaking pop, so if he was giving me a discount id take it.

It’s nice to read a report from the one top player who actually knows how to tell a story and wields a firm command of the English language.

I wanna be Viscant! :pleased:

good shit viscant way to make that money from random gambling lol. Single deck is the shit imo!!!

Of course, the prospect of hanging out with random internet people that worry about which FPS is ‘better’ far outweighs any sort of actual sales or marketing data. Sign me up!

i know mlg made las vegas posible for evo but still we don’t need to ride their cocks all the time. as for the log it was entertaining and lol at that cableguy, that made my day.