Video Game General 6.5: Now with more surprise mechanics

I give you a quick break down

First game is Freshly-Picked Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland
Came out in Japan and Europe for the DS.

Some middle age man hears voices, find a old man named Uncle Ruppee who turns you into Tingle and send you on your quest, your quest is to make money, your score board is money, your health is money, you need to donate money to progress, you barter with all the shop NPCs for items, your rewards for dungeons and puzzles is money, and the final boss fight is a shmup level where you ammo is money while you are fighting The boss who is just more money on the moon.

if anyone want to see the Final Boss Fight, Ultimate Money vs Ultimate Money

Second game is Tingle’s Rippen Balloon Trip Of Love, only came out in Japan where its a point and click puzzle adventure / Dating Sim, where a 35 year old guy buys a book off a TV infomercial, gets turned into Tingle, gets sucked in and with the cast of Wizard of Oz Tingle has to go dance with the princess, but in order to do that Tingle has to ask out a whole bunch of girls.

Both are overly sexualized for mainstream US market, the first is kinda homoerotic, the second is just creepy

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What drugs were involved in the making of those Tingle games?

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You think this is bad, look up Cho Aniki.

Im aware of Cho Aniki from X-Play…Not really focused on the homo aspect, Tingle & his games just looks weird lol

If that’s what Persona 2 is then yes…yes that is what I want.

(Sorry P5 was my first)

Worst thing is this is quasi-canon for legend of zelda.
Technically it never happen, but it’s one of tingle’s origin stories.

Tingle is more of a condition than a person, as anyone could become a tingle.

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Nintendo has given birth to some top tier waifu’s this gen. It’s kinda ridiculous.

  • Zelda’s redesign
  • Urbosa
  • Mipha
  • Pyra
  • Mythra
  • Ribbon Girl
  • Twintelle
  • Mechanica
  • Lola Pop
  • Min Min
  • Marnie (#1 PokeWaifu. Someone finally dethroned my beloved Jasmine)
  • Sonia
  • Bea
  • Nessa
  • Melony
  • Marina

I’m probably forgetting a few.

Edit: Am I allowed to count, Cia, Linkle and Lana from Hyrule Warriors? I know it’s from Wii U but that Gen may as well not even exist.

I also don’t know any of the Fire Emblem Three Houses Waifu’s.

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Insanity

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Pokemon waifus are always top-tier though, this generation isn’t exactly special there. But Marnie is bae though. Easily top 10

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No Sidon? He better than half the thots on your list.

And Marnie is like 10

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This is true. They’ve always provided the tasties.

Marnie disagrees. She’s perfect. :purple_heart::black_heart:

Husbando’s are not waifu’s.

However.

I’d also pick Thicc Grass Boi, Milo over him.

Edit: in my waifu list I didn’t mention any of the girls from three houses because I still haven’t played it. So I don’t know of any of them. Blythe (I think that’s the main characters name) is cute enough tho.

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This is what happens every time I fight a new primal or raid on FF14. I refuse to read a strategy guide because spoilerz so I always end up spirit bonding with the floor or flicked off the stage at least once.

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Never watched the US cartoon. That explains Laura’s words in the last panel

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That game is a haven for waifu’s. Dorothea, Edelgard, and Hilda are pretty popular. They even have Manuela and Rhea for old heads.

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Manuela, now there’s a name some Spanish speaking natives consider outdated and ugly.

Manuela

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Pretty, but unfortunate that’s her name imo lol

Looks like I need to get around to playing Three Houses for…research purposes.

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I usually don’t care about girls names,but imo the names Agnes,Hortense,and Gertrude just scream “old fashioned”

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