Who said anything about hating?
Oh, word. So why do you hate Tekken 7?
We’re doing this again? 
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This is very common of the arguments you make.
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To start…
I have many good reasons to hate Tekken 7:
- Safer wakeup nerfs series defining oki.
- Power crush ruins frame advantage pressure game in neutral.
- Simplified throw break nerfs throw mixups.
- Rage arts giving loser advantage while forcing the winner into a quick poke and defensive state.
- Tailspin extending juggles with undeserved wall carry and wall bound are worse combo extenders than bound (despite issue with rebound after wall splat with bound).
- The sidestep vs homing balance favors 2D movement unlike in previous entries.
- Mid crush retained from Tekken Tag 2 causes many attack exchanges to be unpredictable.
- The amount of moves that phase through characters, hit when they don’t connect, and glitches.
- AI is trash tier.
- There is fuck all to do in the game and there is nothing worth unlocking.
- Character redesigns are awful and character modeling is atrocious (especially hair).
- They removed martial arts characters to add barebones anime newcomers and guests with their own gimmicks.
- The game was released in 2014 and has had paid content trickle shenanigans and endless announcements of announcements together with false marketing bullshit throughout its life.
- Watching matches with more streamlined gameplay and slow motion emphasizing absurd interactions of connecting attacks never ceases to disappoint.
- It follows a string of amazing games in a franchise that used to be synonymous with quality in the 3D fighting genre.
- The stages are all plain, comparatively static, and do not even bother with artistic touches like footsteps in snow seen in previous installments.
- Fucking weebo cat fetish idol.
- It sold most of its copies by advertising a guest Karate troll.
- There is not even a King of Iron Fist Tournament in this one.
- Its relative financial success likely marks the end of greatness for this beloved franchise.
P.S. I do not argue about things I do not care about.
So what does all that have to do with Justin Beaver Bieber?
Only that popularity has fuck all to do with quality. In the 80s there was a popular music artist going by the name Adam Ant and if you listen to his music today you will be hurting yourself in the process. However, nobody would get that reference, so I used a name people might be more familiar with based on conversations I have had.
I want the SCRAMBLE…
I was Justin your mom’s Beaver.
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Whatever floats your boat wierdo…
sees the VGG thread has 40+ posts
me thinking a major trailer from State of Play of TGA’s got leaked
sees it’s everyone responding to NYM’s shitty opinions about things
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I mean, I know it’s completely pointless to argue with the guy, but it can be entertaining to engage at times 
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I am happy to disappoint you.
New Danganronpa game to be announced tomorrow
https://twitter.com/gematsucom/status/1203705233387479040?s=21
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You can punish and stuff every single wakeup move in T7.
Armored moves have startup, if you’re hit during this time the armored move will not come out. Armored moves can also be thrown without the opponent being able to break it, and lows beat armored moves as well. You have way more options against armored moves in this game than SFV.
Good, only Jesus was breaking throws in old Tekken games.
Sure, but a lot of them have slow startup. You can JAB as they do a Rage Art and you have time to recover from the blocked jab --> block --> punish most Rage Arts in the game. Treat it like YOLO Ultras in SFV. 99% of scrubs just want to Yolo throw it out so bait that shit.
It always was.
There are less single player modes for sure. Sad thing is that’s a thing across the board with most if not all FG’s this gen. There’s fuck-all to do in SFV and FEXL offline too.
And yet it’s the best looking fighter on the market next to FEXL. It came out before SFV and still looks better than that game. It does look much worse on console than on PC doe.
Honestly…Tekken has had silly anime shit in it for a long time. Gon in T3. Kangaroos. Bears. Dinosaurs. Evil robots. Pink haired robots that remove their head and kick it to you as a projectile. Take off her pink haired head and put it in your hand explosion throw. Giant evil robots. Giant demon bosses that fill the screen.
Like every fighter this gen. Be cool like me and don’t buy 99% of it. I don’t care about 99% of the returning Tekken characters but Negan and Geese are cool. I wish there was a new guest char for S3, that’d be dope.
The slow motion shiiet that happens when both people are low health and are 1 hit away from death is literally one of the hypest mechanics in any fighter.
Quality still shines through, and it still feels like an oldschool fighter just like FEXL does. The game is hard to get into and learn, just like it always was.
This I agree with a 100%. TTT1, TTT2, T5 and T6 all had better and more memorable stages. T7 stages are shite in comparison, it’s a shame.
Fucking weaboo ass pink haired sex robot.
Outside of TTT2 Tekken has always sold well mang.
Word? Can’t say I noticed. Then again I never cared much for Tekken’s story…it’s always been silly, and 95% of the endings have always been comic skits.
…What? If anything, it being successful means we will see T8 next-gen.
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PlayStation pads are OG Xbox/Xbox 360 pad tier now. They literally just fall apart with regular use. What a shame. 
I hear Xbone pads aren’t much better either. Remember the ELITE controller or whatever releasing for a premium while having a shitload of issues?
Yup, and they can make shit happen without gear. I’m slowly doing solo Hell Diablo, Travincal and Frigid Highlands runs on my Hammerdin but I have to be careful because my gear is ASS.
ha, the thing about games on Stadia being a bit more expensive is yet another layer of this ongoing comedy. Imagine how crazy this sounds if this situation occurred back in the old days:
- a) Buy Streets of Rage II on Genesis for 50 bucks. You get to go home with a copy of that game on a cart. You have it indefinitely…many years from this day you will still be able to play it, assuming the system still works.
- b) Buy Streets of Rage II from Blockbuster for 60 bucks…except it’s a glorified rental. This copy isn’t really yours…and at any point it can magically disappear for a variety of reasons beyond your control…oh and it runs worse…and it looks worse. (and the end point is quite unpredictable; your access ultimately depends on if Blockbuster continues to exist. Six months from now can you still play it? What about next week if they have server maintenance going on, or 1 year later? You don’t know.)
What kind of silly muthafucka picks option (b)?
Kay. So what?
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