Video Game General 3.0 - You know what should come back? Pre-rendered backgrounds!

Still not getting MGS 5, you revoke your right to bitch about how Video Game Companies treat their customers and employees like shit when you continually buy the shit they put up. You are just reinforcing that they are running things the right way.

You know what? I was all ready to give you a giant dose of reality, in book form like you just did but I realized one very important thing.

I am currently enjoying videogames, like right now. I don’t have time for this because I have fun with videogames as one of my hobbies.

You? You are a miserable bitch. An emotional, vaginal nigga that is so deep in your feelins that you practically live there. You are a lame emo piece of shit and you have pretty much guaranteed that NO ONE will miss you. That’s on you.

No more time for you you bum ass menstrual nigga. Grab a knife, sit and spin.

Looks like the new addition to Miku gameplay is “Rush Notes” which give to additional points for repeatedly tapping the button it applies too. Sounds similar to mirai dx’s spin notes except you’re tapping.

Still kind of want hold arrows.

you like DmC

Speaking of Kamiya’s greatest hits, i finally beat bayonetta. The final boss was a fucking cheese until you knew how to beat him/her. then it became too easy. I would have liked it if they removed the checkpoint from the bossfight entirely. I was ready to beat that motherfucker’s ass from the beginning of the fight when I died.

To be fair we did get this in English:

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUK1b_ysTnI

not as good as the Japanese one, but that’s nothing new.

You gonna go for Angel Slayer? If there’s one thing I want in a action game, it’s create-your-own Gauntlet mode, even moreso than advanced AI that adapts to a players habits. I mean they sooorta do now, but AI could be taken to the next level. A 100 vs 1 Angel Slayer, where the 100 is one hundred Gracious and Glorious, with adaptable AI? Yes. So much Yes.

EDIT: I’m hoping for DMC5 and NG4 to be announced at TGS. I’m afraid of the DLC for NG4. People seem to like what they did with it in Hyrule Warriors, but I’m not so sure, especially since the base game is going to be $60, with about $200 of DLC.

@GespenstRitter sorry not interested in Ultimate Chicken Horse, but it’s an interesting idea that should be fun with a friend who likes difficult platforming too.

Highlights from PAX for me:

Cliffy B announces his new game LawBreakers, definitely took some cues from Bulletstorm and Unreal Tournament:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj7XJV1RVDc

Runic the guys who made Torchlight announced Hob, a Zelda-esque game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0pr4b6G_ko

Harebrained Schemes guys behind the massive kickstarter success Shadowrun with a new Necropolis trailer::

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrqW2f_onX8

Cuphead boss fight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsg_93vmPrc

Side scrolling ninja game with time bending mechanics called Katana Zero, it has a Hotline Miami feel to it as you die in 1 hit and must plan out attacks ahead of time, but still have flexibility:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k4-CP3q2xw

Fast paced FPS with a combo system, and each gun interact with each other to create new attacks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3h-b0NX68

So serious question, how long did it take everybody to figure out who the man on fire is in MGS5? I figured it out the second time you see him.

I figured it out before I even saw him

Stop posting those Honest Trailer videos. They’re fucking stupid.

Whatever you say burger king

GOD DAMN IT

I read the Pimpus Manifesto, saw my name, was satisfied, and left the rest alone, as it wasn’t aimed at me.

On topic, I’m seeing way too much Cuphead stuff now. I don’t wanna believe that the trailer showed off like 60 percent of the game, but it’s a creeping suspicion. I’ve decided to stop viewing the videos on the grounds that I want games to surprise me again like they used to. Remember how it was before? When the only news you’d really get about a game was from the magazine of your choice and that buddy of yours who had an uncle who totally worked at [insert company here]? It’s a shame I have to manually reinstate that by not watching a lot of prerelease gameplay footage (basically shaved it down to games I haven’t heard of and fighting game stuff for the knowledge), because there almost used to be a sort of magic about not knowing what would come out of the disc you put into your console. At this point, any further talk about this on my part would be rambling, so I’ll stop here, but that’s how I feel about that.

Become as media ignorant as I am, and you’ll be able to experience that magic all the time.

Well, there’s a balance. Of course I watch some of the trailers that drop for games. For example, I saw all the trailers for the new Destiny expansion. However, I didn’t watch any of the streams where they were completely playing through strikes and shit because it takes away from the part that I play in the game. Part of the fun is figuring out what I’m supposed to do in the game, or figuring out an enemy’s weakness. By putting out so much information prior to the release of a game, that part of the game gets lost and it becomes less fun because of it IMO.

O_o

Okay, I’ll admit it, this character is growing on me. Even if this’ll never happen in an actual match.

I couldn’t get to this thread for a couple days since I had to do a midnight launch so I was expecting to suddenly have high blood pressure upon catching up on the thread. Waaaaay too much element Na for me.

Finally got a chance to get my hands on the SFV beta last night…won a few matches and got bodied the rest. Game is really interesting in comparison to IV and trying to play the game like IV gets you no where for the most part. Not used to not having any close normals and since I played Fei I’m always using his close fierce as anti air and Ryu’s would be decent save for the fact that it isn’t there and I’m having a hard time adjusting to it. I’m hoping that they decide to put close normals back in at some point though.

Final Fantasy XV’s map could potentially be larger than GTAV’s and Witcher 3’s…combined with plenty of space

Legend of Zelda: Triforce Heroes - New Japanese Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urLfoOQCYxw&feature=youtu.be

There’s gonna be so many assholes in this game…

GI is going to be covering Dark Souls 3 next month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Su9OodrG0

Transformers: Devastation - Behind the Scenes with Peter Cullen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_1f08hHNhk

hopefully they do one with Frank Welker

NBA 2K16 - The Living World Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK2FUST36hE

Danganronpa Another Episode Ultra Despair Girls - Launch Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1BW8B1yeak

Metal Gear Solid V - Debreifing

Kojima talks to people who have helped the series to get to where it is as well as the impact that MGS has had on others. A pretty good watch for MGS fans.

Assassin’s Creed Syndicate - London Horizon Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0NJ305f3h4

Mad Max - Launch Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3KNykuNV-A

Anyone pick this game up?

Forza 6 - Launch Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CXqEHMgiFg

Destiny The Taken King - Launch Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTvf2cAIUtk

Idk… I hit a few people with this in the day:

https://youtu.be/0CSx6ywjT3s?t=59

They gave Mika some form of Final Charge on that hype meter! I like it.

Well I mean if you let your opponent stand there and pop off on you for 20 whole seconds then you deserve to be one hit ko’d

Of course you won’t see this very often, but the mic is a projectile according to this video I saw that went over Mika’s trailer. And I was listening to something that talked about how it takes forever to get a level of hype for this shit. So yeah, you have to be braindead to let Mika talk shit to you and then kill you.