Video Game General 3.0 - You know what should come back? Pre-rendered backgrounds!

I never gamble with real money though.

We’ll cop you some Salty Bucks for your Vegas adventure

Hey wtf po all these niggas get paragraphs and you just give me a shout out.
I better get at least 3 sentences.

Well, I do plan on trying to make it to EVO next year, so you may not need a kickstarter for that part.

You’ll just need someone to strong-arm me into going somewhere other than the hotel.

You aint going to EVO. Team Big Body(roster still pending) is gonna force your ass to play…

REAL LIFE RNG

Take this boy to a strip club, please.

And if you can, film it. For science.

I’ll reimburse for the lap dance if you get it on film for proof.

Stripper used charm… it had no effect!
LordWilliam is getting angry…
Stripper used charm… it had no effect!
LordWilliam has fled the club!

Now you’re just insulting Pokemon. Even THEY breed.

Man, I was just wanted to post about how my eyes were darting back and forth, and nerves were on edge two hours after having back-to-back sessions of NG2 and Vanquish while drinking a cup and a half of coffee. It was awesome, but I thought I might actually have a heart attack…

Then I read the last page.

The Last Sega Fan, was a nice touch, lol!

SCRUBS!

…would you REALLY want mini-LWs running around?

I doubt it.

She needs to be dressed like Rainbow Dash.

Pony Art, Not Safe For Work, or Human consumption.

Spoiler

http://img07.deviantart.net/1f3d/i/2012/306/8/b/rainbow_dash_by_katze2012-d5jq0yk.png

C’mon LW, don’t be a shamed, this is your Waifu

That whats a condom is for

Don’t waste the cash, send me to Vegas. I would really appreciate it, really.

But for now I be gone for a few Days, got me my Copy of MGS V/.

PEACE !!!

Jesus fucking tap dancing Christ.

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Are you seriously fucking stupid? You know exactly what my problem with you is. You know exactly what the fuck happened because I spelled it out to you a 100 times you just REFUSE TO FUCKING READ. I’m not a stick in the mud YOU ARE. You do nothing but whine and complain and bitch and moan endlessly because I and others here don;t hold the exact same fucking opinion about everything as you do. You never have anything nice to say to anyone or anything. You bitch and whine and moan all the time. You never talk about the shit you play in this thread, you only complain non stop about the games being made, the peop[le making them, and the people playing them.

How the fuck can you call me a stick in the mud when I’m not the one who does nothing complain and shit on everyone else all the time, constantly. How the fuck am I the stick in the mud when when I let go of that stupid ass retarded as fuck DmC Devil May Cry RETARDED BULLSHIT you wont ever let go. You claim I’m mad all the time? Fuck you. You;'re the one who is and all the time, non stop never ending. You don;t take it too far sometimes, you take it too far all the time, and have for the last 3 fucking years.

People have been asking you to chill the fuck out for like 2 fucking years Po because your crap is repetitive and tired and it’s not fun ribbing and shit talking, it’s mean spirited asshole douchbaggery.

You;re also a gigantic fucking pussy, singing Akuma Hax praises for endlessly digging into Pantom Angels ass, but as soon as someone joins in on a joke you cry fowl because they are mod and abusing their powers to tease you a little bit. The bolded part up there. Yea bro it applies to you, you’re the one who is ALWAYS fucking angry. If a game you don’t like is being made makes you this fucking angry, or a someone liking a game you don’t makes you this fucking angry or if someone not having a problem with a business practice that you do makes you this angry ALL THE TIME then perhaps you’re the one with the fucking problem, and everyone else is just tired of putting up with your 5 year old retarded ass.

Also I am a fucking awesome poster. I talk about the games I play, I help people with the questions they ask if I know the answer or can provide an answer, I participate in the conversations going on and am over all a fucking community member. I don’t take every possible opportunity I can to shit on anyone and everyone in the most insulting and classless way possible almost every single day. I don’t try my god damned hardest to make sure the only thing going on this thread and others is a fucking fight. You are a fucking shit poster. It’s all "Waaaah waah they like this game I don’t, waaaah waaah they like this indy developer I don’t, waaaah waaah, they are picking on me after I shit all over them, they are so mean, waaah waaah.

Fuck you, you crybaby little pussy.

The problem isn’t whether you’re right or not, it’s an issue of how you deliver your message. You’re an egotistical bully who behaves just like the social justice warriors he so claims to hate. You shit on EVERYONE who doesn’t adhere to your world view, your throw EVERYONE under the buss who doesn’t tow the endless fucking hate line for companies who don’t cater to your specific pallet. Congrats on being right or whatever. You know who else is right all the time. Neil DeGrass Tyson and he manages to do it wouthout being an insufferable asshole all the time, and he’s right about actually important things that actually effect people in real ways. If he can manage it while talking about actually important real stuff, I would imagine you could do it without being a collosaul fucking asshole all the time, but apparently that’s just not possible. You have to smug piece of shit about it all the time.

You are right about one thing tho. I am mad. I’m fuckin mad that I lost a friend I liked a lot over this stupid fucking shit. What a fucking waste.[/details]

Aside from this one fucking issue I don’t have a problem with you. I just wish you would chill the fuck out.

And nothing of value has been lost.

Now kiss

I loved the part where he posted that i am a corrupt goverment officer and the cáncer on earth, just because I play and support games he doesnt like, lmao.

Hold that L on your chest, and the sand on your pussy, it keeps me amused.

…Rainbow Dash is not a waifu.

If anyone’s a waifu, it would be Olivia here:

Spoiler

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/8/8f/Olivia_Kakusei.png/revision/latest?cb=20120918051152

Shit looking like the lounge up in here.

Yeah that would have been smarter and funnier, but then we wouldn’t get to witness Po’s mental breakdown it’s like the SRK version of the film Falling Down. In his delusional world everything he thinks is the word of God and everyone else who thinks otherwise is “the enemy” and even if he occasionally makes some valid points, he uses them to justify always negetive, annoying rants. Hearing another nigga’s problems once in a while is fine we are a community after all, but to log on here and see him post the equivalent of “LEL TASTE CANCER PLEBIAN, ENJOY BEING A DUMB SHEEP SUCKING AAA COCK” day in and day out is just cringe worthy. What Po doesn’t understand is that regardless of whatever issues anyone here has with me at the end of the day I’m positive minded, am respectful of all opinions, and actually enjoy my time here which is the case for most people here too, Po never learned any of that and that is why he’s stuck in dat infinite Izanami…or is it Tsukuyomi?

Anyways since Po hates indies as much as AAA (he must be raging at his beloved Nintendo embracing them with their Nindies event) I found this just for you:

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2015/08/24/ps-plus-free-games-for-september-2015/

Sony put up their PS+ games for September and it is glorious, La Mulana EX AND STFU on my PSV?!?!

<3