Video Game General 3.0 - You know what should come back? Pre-rendered backgrounds!

I didn’t get stuck or lost. I just lost interest.

But I’ll go back and beat it just to shut you up.

…I don’t even know what that is. And I doubt I want to.

Always beat a game first before passing judgment unless a game is so terrible you can’t get past the first hour, or the game physically prevents you from doing so due to terrible bugs and glitches.

idk man…

Majoras mask fan. Still gets free pass.

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I think I might play through Super Metroid on my JXD. I’ve actually never beaten a Metroid game, despite really enjoying Metroid Fusion.

(I’m not good at video games.)

The 2 hard parts of super metroid to me when I was 10 were Ridley and the armored ninja space pirates in deeper norfair. The rest was admittedly easy but I enjoyed the world, exploring it. The music and environment comments I don’t understand, super metroid has tons of atmosphere.

It’s like I’m reading a review by The Onion.

Lies.

More dirty lies.

Dirty earth lies.
You should know, you dry hump it every night.
Hell I even brought the topic up a few pages back.

Like mashing B to sword fight in Zelda.

Like shooting every boss in their giant “fuck me” eyeballs in Zelda.

Like heading across the empty expanses of land to get to the next MacGuffin in Zelda.

Why didn’t you like this game again?

Has lw played metroid prime?

You’re an idiot, Gespenst. That’s all I have to say.

You all need to stop getting LordCancer to try and play your favorite games. All he’s gonna do is shit on your precious childhood memories.

Shit with cancer.

Meanwhile I still need to beat the Mad Queen. Ugh. Why does she have Instant Transmission.

Hey, you do and I’ll play with you. Been a while since I’ve played it anyway.

Compete for fastest clear time?

I’ve never even seen the second boss lol.

I was seriously just being curious as he should gove those a shot, i think he’d like them more

I could never get my time under 3 hours

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER CAUSE IF THIS TASTE CANCER HAVING BITCH PLAYS PRIME AND WHINES ABOUT IT I WILL FIND YOU.

Just stop suggesting him things. No one owes him anything.

Fine, play for fun then.

He didn’t like Link to the Past either, and that had some elements that Super Metroid had (exploration, hidden secrets, easy ass bosses, multiple ways to play once you find shit like the Medallions, etc). I’m not saying it’s very close (hell, the two are apples and oranges, just about), but just know this fact.

I don’t think he has. Fusion, ironically being one of the easiest Metroid games to date, is the only one he’s beaten.

Dat yomi, your posts are somehow easier to predict than your moves in Smash 4.