Video Game General 3.0 - You know what should come back? Pre-rendered backgrounds!

Fuck.

Megaman.

Huh. That accomplished nothing. Funny how that works.

How can you have played and beaten more LoZ games than me when I’ve beaten all of them?

And I’m certain that you’ve played and beaten more games than I have, but just for the heck of it, let’s compare (though granted some of these games you can’t necessarily “beat”):

[details=Spoiler]NES:

The Legend of Zelda
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Super Mario Brothers 2 (the US version)
Dr. Mario
Tetris
Balloon Fight
Duck Hunt
Kirby’s Adventure
Michael Andretti’s World GP
Tiny Toon Adventures Cartoon Workshop
Top Gun

SNES:

Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Chrono Trigger
Final Fantasy VI (FFIII according to the title)
Street Fighter Alpha 2

Game Boy:

Kirby’s Dream Land
Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
Pokemon Blue
Pokemon Gold
Pokemon Pinball
Super Mario Land
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
Super Mario 64
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (and Master Quest)
Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
Yugioh! Dark Duel Stories

Nintendo 64:

Star Fox 64
Mario Kart 64
Diddy Kong Racing
Hey You, Pikachu!
Paper Mario
Pilotwings 64
Pokemon Puzzle League
Pokemon Snap
Hot Wheels: Turbo Racing
San Francisco Rush
Yoshi’s Story
Mario Party 2
Pokemon Stadium
Pokemon Stadium II
Super Smash Brothers
Wave Race 64

Playstation 1:

Spider-man
Spider-man 2: Enter Electro
Heart of Darkness
Gran Turismo 2
The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-traction
Sim City 2000
RC de GO!
Driver: You are the Wheelman

Gamecube:

Beyblade V-force: Super Tournament Battle
Burnout
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit II
Need for Speed: Underground
Pokemon Channel
Pokemon Colosseum
Soul Calibur II
Super Mario Sunshine
Super Smash Brothers Melee
Tetris Worlds
Top Gun: Combat Zones
Hot Wheels Velocity X
Nascar Thunder 2003

Playstation 2:

Need for Speed: Most Wanted
Need for Speed: Carbon
The Hobbit
Tekken 5
Gran Turismo 4
The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age

Game Boy Advance:

Beyblade: G-Revolution
Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land
Klonoa: Empire of Dreams
Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Mario Kart: Super Circuit
Mario vs Donkey Kong
Pokemon Sapphire
Pokemon Ruby
Pokemon Emerald
Pokemon FireRed
WarioWare Inc.: Mega Microgames
Yugioh! GX: Duel Academy
F-Zero: Maximum Velocity

Nintendo DS:

Age of Empires: The Age of Kings
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Mario Kart DS
Mega Man Star Force: Pegasus
New Super Mario Bros.
Nintendogs: Dachshund and Friends
Pokemon Diamond
Pokemon Pearl
Pokemon Platinum
Pokemon White
Pokemon White 2
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time
Pokemon HeartGold
Professor Layton and the Curious Village
Race Driver: Create and Race
Sonic Rush
Super Mario 64 DS
Yugioh! World Championship 2007
Yugioh 5Ds Stardust Accelerator: World Championship 2009
Dark Void Zero
Mario vs Donkey Kong: Minis March Again!
Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Anniversary Edition

Wii:

Mini Ninjas
WarioWare: Smooth Moves
New Super Mario Brothers Wii
Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Wii Sports Resort
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Smash Brothers Brawl
Tatsunoko vs Capcom
Need for Speed: ProStreet
Punch-Out!! (Wii)

3DS:

Super Street Fighter IV: 3D Edition
Super Smash Brothers for 3DS
Pushmo
Dillon’s Rolling Western
Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies
Fire Emblem: Awakening
Mario Kart 7
Kid Icarus: Uprising
New Super Mario Brothers 2
Super Mario 3D Land
Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance
Tekken 3D: Prime Edition
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask 3D
Pokemon X
Star Fox 64 3D

Wii U:

Guacamelee! Super Turbo Championship Edition
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
Super Smash Brothers for Wii U
Mario Kart 8
The Wonderful 101
Hyrule Warriors
Need for Speed: Most Wanted U
Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed
Super Mario 3D World
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD
Tekken Tag Tournament 2: Wii U Edition

Playstation 3:

Gran Turismo 5
Gran Turismo 6
Soul Calibur V

PC:

Street Fighter X Tekken
Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition
Injustice: Gods Among Us
Race Driver: Grid
Dirt
Dirt 2
Dirt 3
Grid: Autosport
Burnout: Paradise
The King of Fighters XIII: Steam Edition
Minecraft
Stronghold
Stronghold: Crusader
Stronghold: Crusader Extreme
Stronghold II
Stronghold Legends
Need for Speed: Undercover
Anno 1701 A.D
Rise of Nations
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Batman: Arkham City
Portal
Need for Speed: Shift
Shift 2: Unleashed
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit (2011)
Blur
Sid Meier’s Pirates!
Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle Earth II
Age of Empires III
Nancy Drew: Message in a Haunted Mansion
Nancy Drew: Treasure in the Royal Tower
Nancy Drew: Ghost Dogs of Moon Lake
Nancy Drew: The Haunted Carousel
Nancy Drew: Danger on Deception Island
Nancy Drew: Last Train to Blue Moon Canyon
[/details]

192 games. That of course isn’t including games that I played but didn’t complete/haven’t completed:

[details=Spoiler]1942
Super Mario Brothers
Super Mario Brothers 3
Mega Man II
Mega Man III
Gauntlet
Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream
Sonic the Hedgehog II
Super Mario World
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Donkey Kong Land 2
Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
Bomberman 64
Quest 64
F-Zero X
Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue
Treasures of the Deep
Yugioh! Forbidden Memories
One Piece: Grand Adventure
Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts II
Midnight Club
Midnight Club II
Yugioh! The Duelists of the Roses
Golden Sun
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
Yoshi’s Island: Super Mario Advance 3
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
Metroid Fusion
Wario Land 4
Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
Castle Crashers[/details]

Which bumps the total 227. to And there’s probably some other titles I can’t remember right now.

And there’s still a few titles that I own but haven’t played yet:

[details=Spoiler]Super Mario Galaxy 2
Mario & Luigi: SuperStar Saga
Advance Wars
Super Metroid
Metroid II: Return of Samus[/details]

I’m guessing you have around 500 games played total or something like that so this probably isn’t all that impressive. The real question though; do I still have taste cancer?

Damn, son

https://d309cd6updicdi.cloudfront.net/images/71f40205e0e90d93355717720b1f5d1b/raw

How the hell do you remember this?

I have excellent long-term memory.

My short-term memory leaves a lot to be desired, though…

Got any suggestions then? I thought I had a decent variety already.

See what we’ve been saying?

Even when people are actually talking about games he loves, he’d prefer to go back to the ole standby.

But hey, if he wants, we can do an entire day on FFVII. I’m sure we can get 6 hours out of crossdressing Cloud.

That alone is gonna sell this game even more to the fangirls.

Yeah I know. Especially when we got cosplayers like this

Whats funny is I search for cross dressing Cloud or Cloud in a Dress and I get Lighting in Cloud’s outfit.

Check-in, Knock-out - announcement trailer
https://youtu.be/pmx4ASZHQCA

some Q&A highlights w/ the game producer:

Jotun - Cave Jotun reveal
https://youtu.be/elikXaxm1EI

VA-11 HALL-A ‘Cyberpunk Bartender Action’ - story trailer
https://youtu.be/t5VzwwfuvOM

demo download:

Screenshot from Zero Escape 3: https://twitter.com/Bo_deWindt/status/617523025563381761/photo/1

Art style appears to be more Western.

Man I was so turned off by Cyberpunk Bartender due to the shitty looking bartending game play last year, but seeing that new trailer now the music, the art, the story, can’t resist will get on PSV.

Especially with the whole LGBT uprising going on.

Tumblr feminists are still going to try to sabotage it, though.

The thirst for cross dressing cloud is real.

When Don Cornero chooses Cloud over theother girls it will be a blatent display of Patriarchy, more proof that men prefer the company of other men and would prefer to replace women with bois.

I bet Cloud gets paid more by the Don then the girls would have to. More proof if the wage gap.

If someone mentions 1-frame throw option selects, I’m triggered.

That’s cus your fuck game is weak nigga. You gotta inhale deep and use them stomach muscles.

FUCK MEGAMAN™

Red Ash looks interesting. I kicked it.
Won’t kick the anime though. The pledge tiering are too fucking stupid.

I have way way more than that in games I’ve played/own. That sad thing is I beat on average one game every decade. I think before the newest Tomb Raider, the last game I beat was Mass Effect 1 on Xbox 360, before that Fable on original xbox lol. Hell I havent even beat SF4 stroy mode. I got fucking gamer ADD.

I’m not on the Mighty No 9 hate train like a lot of people but unless that game ends up being buttcheeks, it would be smarter for them to have waited until that was finished before starting up another Kickstarter.