Ill be anxiously waiting for spring training to start
And watching porn
Going to see deadpool, Mike Epps comedy show and then fancy restaurant/bar.
We both want to see deadpool, my wife got the comedy tickets and I picked the restaurant.
Got her an edible arrangement, chocolate and “another” stuffed animal(she loves the fuckers and has accumulated half a closet full from me over the years).
She got me a leather jacket and pre ordered my copy of SFV.
I’m going out to celebrate my birthday with Deadpool and dinner/drinks afterwards with my girlfriend.
Ill probably do the usual watch anime/cry in the shower all day.
I’ve always considered Valentine’s day incredibly unromantic. Buying gifts and flowers and chocolate shit solely because someone else declared that I should do that on this particular day? Nah, fuck that. I’ll do stuff like that when it suits me, thank you very much.
I’m going to a bar and picking up depressed fat chicks to oil up and squish myself between like I’m being birthed by a giant pussy made of fat chicks.
You know, like a normal person.
Spoiler
jk I’m cry-spanking I’m so lonely 
Fuck v-day
Got dumped not too long ago so I’m having a threesome with my bong and a bottle of jack for vday.
Considering how after Monday night I’m going to be all CLACKY CLACKY on the SFV… I figured I should get her some nice things.
Most of the time it’s an excuse for us to go out and do nice things, because we don’t have a lot of money, and treating ourselves (read: a $40 meal) every once in a while is nice. It just sucks her birthday is the week after… February is an expensive month for me.
bruh
(You can breathe a sigh of relief now, @Jack_Frost, as I’ve now finally fixed the title.)
For the record, @Starhammer, you had written “Valentine’s day thoughts. Enter your own at your risk.”, with the underlined part being the issue. I also capitalized “day” and got rid of the extra space because I probably have OCD like that.
I’ve also fixed the omissions and some of the syntax in my own post from before, not that anyone cares about that.
that part I actually meant. Enter your own (as in your thoughts) at your own risk…because those of you with a significant other might get busted writing it in here, hence the risk part. Obviously, my aim was humor, but my arrows hit nothing but bricks and crickets.
Speaking of V day, took my friends out for some food last night because why not. I’m glad it wasn’t for me because that steak was of the lowest tier. It did do one good thing: It made a strong argument for medium rare steaks. that damn thing I had was just…No. Ironically, they want to take ME out for v day to get a proper steak because I did that for them. I don’t care much for the holiday, but free food with friends is all it takes to make me leave the house.
-Starhammer-
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NBA ALL STAR VEGAS-07?
Lost the Kobe vs KOBE one in the heart-shaped mousepad. That model must’ve been retired.
(Ah. I see Starhammer. My apologies about that.)
As it is, I’ve added back the first “your own”, but I think that keeping the second “your own” minimizes confusion while still getting across what you were initially attempting to convey.
that wasn’t starhammers intentions lmao
minimize confusion? Why you wanna do dat? Either way, it’s cool. And Jack Frost’s opinion is nulified until spidey takes off the dumbass hat.
-Starhammer-
(shrugs)
It’s up to you. You can edit (back) the title yourself if you want given it’s your own thread.
it’s cool. It’s only got like one more day of usefullness in it anyways.
-Starhammer-
Im going out of town tomorrow with my…special lady friend. She wont tell me where we are going but I know there is going to be dancing involved. I dont dance well. In fact I dance horribly. Anyhow I got her a little gift and she said she got me a gift. I still hate valentines day.
Valentineless again this year! Good news about this is I bought some expensive lotion and grade a tissues for after work.
Years and years of Valentine’s Day being meaningless must add up to a lot of saved money, I imagine… I should’ve kept a tally on the estimated savings there.
Sidenote-- a certain co-worker (who is unbelievably hot, by the way) got flowers delivered to her on Friday…apparently by a friend who most likely wants the friendship to go beyond that, I’d bet. The great thing is that she didn’t care much for those flowers, and didn’t even take them home. The flowers are still sitting on her desk in the office right this very moment. 
Love and the pursuit of it… ohhhh the twisted entertainment value it provides is truly infinite. 