adon just wanna give u a jaguar sleepover.
Jamp
October 21, 2012, 7:30pm
82
Fei. Adon is useless unless you’re Gamerbee
We should be worshipping our parent’s genintals as our god, cus if you think about it, that’s where we all really came from.
Densuo
October 21, 2012, 7:37pm
85
[details=Spoiler]
Friend: While we’re talking about women. I’ve been talking to this girl Miranda, a few days ago she broke up with her boyfriend and we started dating. Aynways, she came over yesterday to hang out. So we’re sitting there watching a movie, and all the sudden, she puts her face against my neck, and I’m just like… okay. And she just fucking bites down as hard as she can .So I pushed her away like “What are yu doing?” Then for the next 15 minutes, all she would say is “Pussy” Nothing else. Just calling me a pussy. Then she was like… biting my ear and licking the inside of it.
Me: Did you like it.
Friend: Not necessarily…but…kind off
Me: You fucking pussy, christ almighty.
Friend: I feel like I kinda fucked up more than a little bit, though. After that, she was just like “Are we gonna fuck or what?” First date. And I’m just sitting here like… What the fuck is going on right now. And, honestly. I have no clue how it happened. But after like 30 minutes. I’m laying on the concrete floor of my basement. She’s fucking… going crazy on top of me. She was making more noise than some college kid playing Death Grips in his car. And I’m just like “Dude, my parents are literally 10 feet above us right now, we can’t do this”. So she gets off. And she’s still over for the next 3 hours. Literally, all she would do is say “Pussy”. I couldn’t talk to her or ask her anything.
Me: So did you take her to your room and fuck her there?
Friend: lol. That’s another thing. She was complaining because she didn’t come. So I said that I’d go down on her if she wanted. And she was talking about how she hated it and why. I do not believe any weiner smashing will be happening. I didn’t know how to respond. Do I say “Thank you”?. Do I say “I’m sorry”? Like, All of yesterday didn’t freak me out at the time. But I’m thinking back to it now. And realizing how fucking weird everything that happened was.[/details]
My sides
… coño maldito pendejo. you gon eat you need to eat right. girls love it when a motherfucker eat it right.
chirp
October 21, 2012, 7:40pm
87
this string of excellent thread titles gets me so fucking wet
my nails are still all purty and shit, gonna go strangle my cousin
danshi koukousei no nichijou is hilarious
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My ears.
http://twitchtvfaces.com/images/Kreygasm.png
Momo using that gif unsettles me
Good players will beat a give no fucks Abel anyday. Once you get that knockdown though, just do shit lol.
off to work >_< if i live through today…fuck you all.
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You’re not allowed to make jokes.
Does anyone here have a gif of the bus driver uppercutting that girl?
I kinda need it for an idea I have now.
One like will make the difference that’s for sure #Kappa .
Chao’s in FF is so cool.
Spoiler
http://finalfantasynow.comoj.com/images/ff1/artwork/chaos-throne.jpg
Hentai level shit.
Too bad the boss battle is easy as fuck.
Look like someone done slice yo face up.
Oh yes! That gif is perfect, thanks.
Are you gonna stream something today by the way? It’s 2am where you are right, but I think it would be cool to have someone streaming something today, it seems like a good day for streaming.
A lot of gifs of the uppercut are bad but I think that one is just perfect as in the size, speed and w/e.
I’ve been having terrible days recently and I might be streaming for a LONG time so I can forget about that stuff. I’ll let you know when I decide to stream.