my older sister misbehavior’d once. my dad waited till she was showering, walked in, whupped with extension cord. she never misbehaved again.
i got in a fight with My younger bro. he wrecked my shit.
i had the audacity to fail 2 classes my sophomore year in high school. Mom informs dad.
dad: so. you failed two classes huh?
me: yes sir.
dad: I’ll be right there.
once he arrives:
dad: you know you done fucked up right?
i don’t get to answer. one slap one punch one headbutt one sf2 zangief head bite.
never failed academically again.
too bad the asshole fucked up my college graduation. but that’s another story.
“I’m glad my parents beat the shit outta me and I’m looking forward to beating the shit out of mine” -Dennis Leary.
personally I’ve smacked a few people. kids nowadays. they do not fear. they do not respect. you teach kids respect. they don’t learn you beat it into them. its better your old man or momma teach you some fucking respect before you fuck with the wrong person and die.
I remember being over my cousin’s house and seeing my uncle (like 6’7. fucking HUGE ass hawaiian dude. he looks like this guy: http://www.wrestling101.com/home/wp-content/gallery/approved-wwe-photos/wwe-umaga.jpg but taller) how you say…“whoop” my cousin. I didn’t even see it, I just heard my cousin SCREAMING lol. It was scary as hell, that was when I first learned kids actually got hit like that as punishment.
i have an old belt. its worn and weathered from the asswhuppity x it has given for years. you damn right i am gonna use it. i can feel the fucking pain and torment it has caused. shiiiiiiiiit. someone fuck wit me when i has la pelooah
more kids need to get they ass beat. black granmas give top tier assbeatings and death glares.
Much cuter.
happy face. A smug smile is more my style.
