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It’s just that…it started off so well man. And the build-up, with the effort and energy goes to waste…
Why, man, why? It shouldn’t be so hard…
…to find jap lesbian porn that doesn’t involve spitting into each other’s mouths.
ITT: Jamal vs Ace
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no clue. a friend planning. will keep you posted asap
I feel that way everytime I see a thumbnail that looks really good and then I go to the full version and there’s an extra penis in the equation.
These pop offs make us white people nervous
i still dont understand why Azeral got that stupid ass fabric on his leg:rofl:
Same age group? Didn’t know you was 999 years, too. Speak up, old timer.
Speak for yourself cracka! I live for moments like these…or something.
Damn whippersnapper! Burning two old dogs with one match. I got something for you though-
I’m just waiting for one to throw a chair so i can hide
C’mon Dustloop. Don’t pull an SRK on me!
I will hurt you, everyone you love, and everything you stand for if you post that shit again.
Oh snap I found a winner. BRB.
Then that ain’t real nigga shit.
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CHRONICLES OF SALTIMATOR CH 1 – WHEN XF3 STRIDER ATTACKS
Behold, there Zero was, floating in the air with a charged buster and cold star under him.
“I can’t lose to this nigga,” he thought to himself. "Chris ain’t got no way to deal with Lightning and buster."
Then lo and behold, a masked ninja came out of nowhere and delivered a kick in the face to Zero. The last thing he saw was Chris shooting his sorry ass with a .44 Magnum.
Then the Sun godess came out, thinking “ARF ARF ARF ARF… (Best character in the game my ass…)”. A purple pillar of lightning emerged from the sky as a short burst of rock music came from below. Chris kept saying “Fire in the hole fire in the hole fire in the hole”, and before she knew it, she was out 25% health from chip damage. She threw up a reflector in an attempt to catch Chris out of an attack, but the mysterious asshole ninja appeared again and hit her out of it, and she died soon after.
Then came Jean Grey, who had destroyed whole planets, and thought they had no chance. Chris looked at her with a lustful look in his eye.
“Wanna eat this or let me ‘fire in the hole’?”
Jean promptly gave him and his gay lover, Dante multiple kicks in the shin and ended them with XF TK Traps.
Little did she know the worst was yet to come.
With 5 bars in stock and 80% XF time left, she figured she had this game in the bag. She was very wrong. Out came the ninja bastard, dressed in white and muttering Japanese to himself. A chime sounded out as two satellites emerged from nowhere. She still wasn’t worried…until he popped XF and started teleporting around like a nut. Jean couldn’t control it, and Dark Phoenix rose. She rose straight into an impossible to block Derpaborous mixup and died.
The dick-ninja said a few insulting words while standing over her and left the stage. His name was Strider Hiryu, and boy DO I HATE THAT MUTHAFUCKA.