UMvC3 OTT: Fighting is magic? Such Heroic Nonsense!

FlyingVe · 2013-03-14T08:42:36.000Z

Random notes for the week:

-New Tomb Raider game is pretty awesome.
-There is such a thing as a gun being too big
-black cars are annoying to keep clean
-taxes suck
-Hugo is numbah one!

d3v · 2013-03-14T09:09:04.000Z

Swedish_Chef:

Hmmm, I dunno that Tomb Raider game seems to be missing something…

Spoiler

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/512/567/e3f.png

Ahh now that’s more like it.

Game would be too easy, he’d just foot dive through everything.

leafcolonel · 2013-03-14T09:36:04.000Z

Steelguttey:

Android emulators suck ass. I’m pissed.

Nope? What emulators are you using. When I used to play on my Xperia Play I had no problem with emulators and most of them worked fantastically including CPS2 and arcade emulators. Did you try the .EMU series or Retroarch?

Swedish_Chef · 2013-03-14T13:10:42.000Z

Been watching a bit of Darkstalkers 3 gameplay lately and I have one thing to say.
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HSIEN-KO SO MUCH GOD DAMN SLOWER IN MARVEL 3?!? JESUS IT’S LIKE SHE’S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CHARACTER IN THE GAME IN THAT SHE’S ACTUALLY GOOD!!!

Densuo · 2013-03-14T19:09:34.000Z

Honestly? For another Smash I have but one request.

No.
More.
fucking.
clones.

Flip a coin. Roy or Marth.
Fox only. if Falco and Wolf are back they must be different.
Ganondorf should be different from Falcon. He’s a central villian, he deserves more than clone relegation.
Fuck Sonic.

Items should be enforced. Certain characters (Sonic) are ass without them.

That tripping shit gotta go. make a casual mode and a serious business mode if you have to. Let’s improve on the shared mechanics.

As for a character not from Nintendo?

Someone from Treasure.
Marina. Shake Shake bitches. the Dodgeball boss fight would probably make an excellent mini game/alternate mode. and many of the things that occured in the game would fit fantastically in story mode.

A Gunstar Hero. They have melee moves and could prolly be given a switch weapon mechanic. This may be a bit tricky though. Green would make for a PERFECT boss in story mode and you fucking know it. EVERY BOSS and just about EVERY STAGE would be godlike. FART BATTLE WITH WARIO AND ORANGE. LET’S FUCKING GO.

Saki from Sin and Punishment would be very interesting. A Sin and Punishment stage would be fantastic.

Shit even the Ikaruga pilot would be cool. Though polarity would be hard to do.

If it has to be a capcom character then it may as well be Megam- SAGAT!!

Densuo · 2013-03-14T19:18:06.000Z

Swedish_Chef:

Been watching a bit of Darkstalkers 3 gameplay lately and I have one thing to say.
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HSIEN-KO SO MUCH GOD DAMN SLOWER IN MARVEL 3?!? JESUS IT’S LIKE SHE’S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CHARACTER IN THE GAME IN THAT SHE’S ACTUALLY GOOD!!!

Shut up. It’s pissing me off when I have to remember this.

DevilJin_01 · 2013-03-14T19:32:03.000Z

Capcom said they couldn’t find a way to make her that wouldn’t makke her OP. So they just turned her into an assist you have to earn.

Then they made Vanilla Dante and Ultimate Zero/Vergil.

The_Ultimator · 2013-03-14T20:39:59.000Z

Densuo:

Honestly? For another Smash I have but one request.

No.
More.
fucking.
clones.

Flip a coin. Roy or Marth.
Fox only. if Falco and Wolf are back they must be different.
Ganondorf should be different from Falcon. He’s a central villian, he deserves more than clone relegation.
Fuck Sonic.

Items should be enforced. Certain characters (Sonic) are ass without them.

That tripping shit gotta go. make a casual mode and a serious business mode if you have to. Let’s improve on the shared mechanics.

As for a character not from Nintendo?

Someone from Treasure.
Marina. Shake Shake bitches. the Dodgeball boss fight would probably make an excellent mini game/alternate mode. and many of the things that occured in the game would fit fantastically in story mode.

A Gunstar Hero. They have melee moves and could prolly be given a switch weapon mechanic. This may be a bit tricky though. Green would make for a PERFECT boss in story mode and you fucking know it. EVERY BOSS and just about EVERY STAGE would be godlike. FART BATTLE WITH WARIO AND ORANGE. LET’S FUCKING GO.

Saki from Sin and Punishment would be very interesting. A Sin and Punishment stage would be fantastic.

Shit even the Ikaruga pilot would be cool. Though polarity would be hard to do.

If it has to be a capcom character then it may as well be Megam- SAGAT!!

Agree for the most part, but being unable to turn off items would be like SFxT gems, except worse.

Wolf can go, Falco should stay only because he’s the second most popular Starfox character.

Sonic was bullshit with items, “hey let me get bodied for 90% of the match and then win because I can get smash balls faster than anyone else”.

Marth >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Roy

Roy was annoying, idk why people who played Melee liked him.

I just got my fingers crossed for Chrom or Lucina (or both?) being in, then I’m happy as far as character selection goes. Just please please don’t remove Ike at the same time Chrom hopefully gets added.

MrPavy · 2013-03-14T20:42:54.000Z

I miss vanilla dante now I have to watch 2 min combos that do no damage

ironboy89 · 2013-03-14T22:55:38.000Z

DevilJin_01:

Capcom said they couldn’t find a way to make her that wouldn’t makke her OP. So they just turned her into an assist you have to earn.

Then they made Vanilla Dante and Ultimate Zero/Vergil.

Don’t forget that they made a overpowered character on possible…because they can.

Which is how Phoenix was created to be in Vanilla.

FlyingVe · 2013-03-14T23:35:21.000Z

Hsien-Ko is also bottom tier in puzzle fighter. Just sayin’

ThatJollyOlBastid · 2013-03-14T23:46:21.000Z

Puzzle Fighter was stupidly fun.

DayUn · 2013-03-15T01:16:32.000Z

I fucking love jalapeno poppers.

Crazy_mofo213 · 2013-03-15T02:03:45.000Z

MrPavy:

I miss vanilla dante now I have to watch 2 min combos that do no damage

Vanilla Dante was so dumb, but I guess that was mostly due to the DHC glitch.
Dude got beaten relentlessly with the nerf bat in Ultimate though. Poor guy lol

AceKillah · 2013-03-15T02:17:32.000Z

Yeah he got beaten so bad hes still top 5 and has the best assist in the game.

Unplayable tier imo.

The_Duke · 2013-03-15T02:20:56.000Z

Dante is ass. Has to call an assist to do 800k fml. And pretty sure Dante could do like 1million+ solo while building enough bar for the next match.

The_Ultimator · 2013-03-15T02:24:27.000Z

Dante players are like some of the biggest babies in the FGC…

ThatJollyOlBastid · 2013-03-15T02:26:05.000Z

The_Duke:

Dante is ass. Has to call an assist to do 800k fml. And pretty sure Dante could do like 1million+ solo while building enough bar for the next match.

Everytime my Dante was on screen he’d just die and disappear because Wesker is #1

at least i have mid tier vergil

DevilJin_01 · 2013-03-15T02:59:35.000Z

Yeah, I didn’t really mind the changes to Dante that much because even in one touch death, TAC infinite game, neutral is still most important because not getting hit to begin with becomes paramount. Dante is still top 5 when optimized at not getting hit. Plus best assist for not getting hit that isn’t missiles.

Crazy_mofo213 · 2013-03-15T03:31:24.000Z

I wasn’t saying Dante is ass, just saying that he got hit hard with nerfs.