UMvC3 Forum Off-Topic thread. You down with OTT?

Well considering Cloud fucked Tifa in disc 3…

Trust me, some of her moves that look safe really aren’t. If you’re using Ivy just try and Ivy Lick everything you block. You’re likely to punish or interrupt Natsu. People also need to start ducking her 66B BE on reaction. Taking away 66B BE from Natsu is big. I cringe every time someone gets hit by a bomb too(it’s easy to see even online).

Xiba is easier than Kilik, yes, but I think Kilik was a much better character.

Are you tryna put me in Masterbaiten mode?

I wanted to play Kilik on Soul Calibur 5 because of Grant George. Shinjiro’s voice is too good to deny it. However, there’s the problem of having to learn a big part of the cast for this.

Also, fuck Tifa. She’s so ordinary girl.

Oh yeah, forgot about Vincent. I think he was even more emo than Cloud. But he had allot of development yeah. Including his own game! Which I bought and finished in two days. The gameplay wasn’t bad, it was actually a pretty hard game; but it was pretty uneventful. The game though is freaking CUTSCENE HEAVY. I swear In the last act of the game I must’ve ran into 5 custcenes within 5 steps. And I’ll admit the entire game of Dirge of Cerberus I was waiting for Cloud to show up. When he did I giggled like a school girl, then he disappeared. Then I was like “sigh, back to this vampire fuck”

That game better not implying Vincent X Shelke. I know they have the whole “Age Frozen” thing, but dude…pedo alert, idc if her mindset is that of a 19 year old.

How come I don’t remember this?

I need to play FFVII again.

no doubt kilik was solid. he was just hard to not derp with like a lot of people did.
xiba is easier and annoying.

nightmare is ridiculous in this game. his punches should be just inputs.

maxi, LOL DAMAGE

ivy, Why so serious? oh wait, no stances? awkward ivy lick input that when buffered after moves for BE form can inexplicably lead to the uncancellable unblockable?

natsu, i’ll be patient with but she’s definitely a strong as hell character.

a pat, i’ll given him respect but i haven’t fought one who used any justs online. even i can do the B:B one. the A:A:A, fuck that shit.

leixia, what do you mean moves are supposed to have recovery? (i know they aren’t perfectly safe, but at certain distances shes a nightmare)

in fact a fuckload of things that i think are abusable/ just plain silly should be justs.
however i have to admit tira has some, wtf were they thinking shit.

66 B Be? that shit wrecks and can lead to double-triple launches, if you have the bar. it looks too stylish.

They spend the night together, considering how Cloud is he probably spent the night sobbing to Tifa about Aeris while she fantasized about a more manly version of him giving her a deep dicking.

No.

In the original version the scene was supposed to be Tifa sticking her head out and seeing if anybody saw them. It’s heavily implied that’s what happened.

why are we dicussing this,
look at how tifas dressed. im sure she had her way with everyone from aeris and yuffie to red XIII.

Yeah right how the heck would she do Cait Sith…
…wait…I don’t even want to think about that

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME AUTOPHOBIA?

I found it funny that Cloud gets depressed after Aerith dies. But at the end of FFVII he resolves and becomes :smiley: again. But then 2 years later in Advent Children he’s emo depressed mode again. FOR THE SAME REASON his character development REGRESSED WTH?. Yeah sure he’s suffering from Geostigma but bah he’s Cloud he eats his veggies.

why imagine, you know theres doujin, its the most popular rpg of all time.

I guess it’s too bad that got edited out and isn’t canon

Yuffie’s only 15 bro…but I’d still give her the business

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I think Natsu will fall from top tier, but will remain consistently high tier cause she has a lot of things that are better than Taki had, and her damage is just on LOL tier like Maxi, Cervy, and Alpha.

Nightmare’s punches are actually weaker in this game. His 6K can easily be tech crouched and his 4KK isn’t a natural combo anymore, and the second part can be ducked. He’s still a bitch to get close to though. You’ll be nearly dead before you can get close to a good one if your character has no range.

Alpha Pat is just…stupid. I think he’s the best character in the game. Leixia is also a pain in the ass as well. She molests your guard bar and always seems to have meter to spare. Cervy…this character gives my Natsu nightmares. His aB and iGDR completely fuck me over while doing retarded damage. Why does iGDR have clean hit properties?! Why does it lead to 100 points of damage meterless?!

Even so the devs wanted to get across the idea that they finally had sex

Tier positions don’t really matter to me, it’s just my personal matchups as Siegfried. Who from what I understand is consistently middle-middle-middle of mid tier character in the game. Although for some reason the guide said he was god awful. But he got some new moves and new stance changes that replace the moves he lost in SCIV, which he was pretty good in. His Brave Edge attacks are also pretty good combo material. His CE is also one of the best in the game IMO. Full screen punish AND fast.

Yuffie is without a doubt trying to get dat Vincent, she reminds me of Rebecca Chambers from RE1 or MGS1 Meryl Silverburgh. But Vincent is clearly too concerned about being mad emo, dark and mysterious. Also “LUCRECIA WHY?!!? EXTREME SAD FACE”

Alpha Pat is amazing, but it makes me sad that my shit execution can’t handle him. Damned JFs and 21436s all over the place.

Siegfried gives me trouble cause I don’t know wtf he’s doing when he’s dancing all over the place.

Stance Dance <3

Stance Trance is a term though that refers to the confusion effect that Siegfried players who stance dance effectively and mesmerize their opponents. Unfortunately it might also work on Siegfried players themslves who are just mashing Stance dance and don’t have an actual plan when they stop, and they end up doing the wrong or very punishabe move

oh top or not, unless they patch the game natsu is a lot to deal with without knowing her intimately. BAD ones give people a run for their money. imagine one that uses combos longer than explosion + throw.

his punches may be weaker, those shits are fast as fuck and i can’t auto gi them with tiras grim reaper (along with like EVERY maxi and raph move D:<)

alpha pat is like setska, stupid but timing gotta be hella tight. he’s rightfully the best on paper. leixia is a dick. some asshole told me to “guard more” after i lost to her. guard more to get my guard broken by miss never stop attacking? its the same fate.

Cerv has kinda always been stupidly powerful but he really appeals to the people who think “LOL SWORD AND GUN SOOO COOL, LOOKS I CAN TELPORTS AND I HAS A MOVE THAT TELEGRAPHABLY FLIES ACROSS SCREEN” so i never have to worry too much about him online. he seems solid.

its always cute/sad fighting ivy’s. i usually mirror regardless of their skill level just to see what they have, Her without stances makes everyone fight the same.

ezio is a bit more annoying then i thought he’d be

algol is hilarious, especially his little chair stun wing thing. and his pants on head CE, good thing it costs 2 bars.

zwei and viola when good not only rape the guard bar but your thinking because they rely heavily on you not knowing when its safe to attack, for viola if their good, its nearly never.

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