UMvC3 Forum Off-Topic thread. You down with OTT?

Two games too many.

Kappa

Was she top in Vanilla SF4? I was mostly referring to her not changing her spot across all versions of the games. Not that I should wish ill-will on anyone’s character, as every character has the right to be good (lol as if they were human), but she bugs me.

Oh ok, I thought you meant just SSFIV in general then MvC3.

I never follow SF tier lists but as far as I can tell from watching vids, she (like Ibuki) was great at wakeup games which should means she’s top tier

I hate her but then again I hated the BS of all the new characters until I joined in, now I main Abel in SF and tend to win more than I lose (even though I’m utterly rubbish at it compared to Marvel)

viper was good but like most sf4 characters as momentum based as it gets.
i feel you had to play her to understand how her game worked, she gets the “lol she just randomly burn kicks” now but her gameplan looks simple as hell but its quite complex and it can vary. i personally hate it when people jump more than me so i make sure they dont, ( i use ultra 2 and the damage went up and hit box became more generous from super to ae2012)

once you knock her down she has trouble getting her shit back together. the only usable wakeup moves are H tk and ex burnkick and both can be beat quite easily.

she is 3 way tied to my favorite sf4 introductions. (hakan,viper,juri) i dislike fuerte he’s not too hard to fight, indifferent to abel, and rufus, eh, no opinion.

Ok, ok, I’d rape Viper, but dat costume Han uses makes her chest look too good.

you would not rape viper because she would kill you if you even twitched the wrong way

If the person you’re raping is in any position to harm you then you’ve done something wrong.
Not that I’d know

Viper has no ass, don’t let the fanart fool you guys.

Sometimes you gotta take those risks

I agree. Viper has no ass. And she’s black. She’s failing at life.

Im fine with that though, doesnt mean she wouldnt get “le pipe.” She still got that MILF factor and dem breasteses

and lets be honest, she has sexy lips

Viper is black!?

This thread right here…y’all should be ashamed!

continues reading and taking notes

Don’t be silly, Viper works for the C.I.A, everyone knows black people don’t have jobs

I did 3 essays the same exact way.

1st essay, A
2nd Essay C
3rd Essay F

No comments on any.

I hate college.

When there’s rape in the middle, a man will suddenly grow stronger. Besides, certain gender of anime has taught me that every single woman can be raped, no matter how strong they are.

Also, to be the nigga that said that Abel was Godlike. It’s true. Viper is annoying, El Fuerte is annoying, fuck Rufus, but Abel is slick. Roll, roll, roll, grab, roll, step kick, launch, dance.

Even Marn knows what’s up.

Spoiler

http://iplaywinner.com/storage/oneuse/marnbox.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1277234634001

http://imgur.com/r3tTx

Yes.

Naaah, she just got a spray-on tan to go with her supervillain get-up.

Anyways…

WOW

Spoiler

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/432023_10150705324230907_532770906_11468503_1353103608_n.jpg

Mind=blown.

Viper analysis

Spoiler

Hair: Pompadour and crazy long braid? No thanks. Probably not her natural hair color, either.
Face: ehhh, not bad, but not great. Weird eyebrows
Breasts: yes
How is she wearing that shirt, it is clearly too small and stretched beyond reason. I like ties, but hers looks a bit silly to be honest.
Midriff area: DEM HIPS. DEM HIP BONES. DAT NAVEL.
Ass: nothing to write home about
Her pants look uncomfortably tight. Then again I’ve never fought in skintight, battle-ready, women’s pants before, so I could be wrong.
Other: Her pose when doing Optic Laser is by far the sexiest thing in this game. EX Seismo is the second sexiest thing in this game.

The fuck is going on ITT? Ya’ll are talking about rape?

So…
no DLC characters till fuckin FALL…
Capcom being hella money hungry…i bet Sony had to suck a meaaaan dick to get this much exclusive shit for their stupid fuckin handheld

Was planning on buying a Vita at some point but fuck that