I actually liked the first one (since Im a sucker for Romeo & Juliet type stories) but yeah that shit is retarded. Vampires dont fuckin sparkle in the sunlight:wtf:
The heck?
So say I fence in 2 groups of people in identical patches of forest. Their only source of water is a man made stream that flows at a constant rate. Since both groups have access to the same amount of water, compared to the other group, has water thus lost its value? What if group 1 decides to make irrigation ditches and starts a small garden while group 2 does nothing but splash each other all day, every day. Does the water still have no value since both groups still have access to the same constant flow of water?
Why is this sold out. SMH
Well, I got bad news for you…
Dude you’re freaking over analyzing something that is way more simpler than that. 2 hours is 2 hours, so theres no sense in arguing over that in terms of mathematics, it’s a moot point. What you do in those 2 hours is what it comes down to, especially when you consider the fact that we only live for so long. So your whole overly philosophical and mechanical way of approaching it doesn’t really make sense. A video game is just that, a source of entertainment. It can relax us, it can keep us occupied, but it’s still just a video game.
Nice, a great analogy
Of course I mean books of substance, that should be evident.
So you meant that all time spent when added together is a zero sum game, in cost.
I thought so.
Agreed.
$12,000 for a sex doll.
Thank god I have a woman.
All day.
-Starhammer-
Sex doll is cheaper in the long run.
High price up front.
Women come with a shitload of hidden fees.
Then when you decide to settle down, the expensive ass wedding.
Didn’t even include the fine print to warn you.
ok. now i KNOW you are trolling.
you’ve never gotten pussy. ever.
no tit in your hand…and never kissed a girl???
and now you’re telling us you’ve got standards???
you are aware you will die a virgin with that incorrect mentality, right?
what if a truck hits you tomorrow…then you’ll die having never experienced pussy…do you really want that possibility to happen?
you know what…i don’t even know why i’m trying to help you.
you not getting vagina means more pussy for me.
thanks bro. stay a virgin 4ever. stay away from poon. that goes for any other guy reading this.
maybe you are just deathly afraid of vagina…like Micheal Jackson was…coz he was, if you didn’t know.
He thought vagina had teeth.
which it does,btw.
wolf-like fangs.
Yeah, but mine can make me a sandwich and can go score weed when I don’t feel like leaving the house as well.
Mine wants a $120 wedding, problem is it’ll cost me $600 to get a divorce from my ex-wife first (Been separated for 8 years)
That problem will be solved once you can outfit your personal robot with sex doll bits. Even comes with an On/Off button.
Fetches your weed, makes you a sammich and will shut up when you want her to. Sounds like a fine investment to me. 
Remind me never to come to SRK for life or relationship advice.
I can shut mine up, just flop it out and she knows what to do!
A lot of stuff normally sounds like bad advice, but most of the time it’s just people giving off advice based on what they should have done to prevent stupid shit from happening. While that might not be the best advice for your particular situation, sometimes you look back on relationships and say “That fucker from SRK was right after all… fuck” then you move on with your life.
To all the virgins, thanks for fucking nothing
wow i didn’t realize srk standards were so high.
how do you even come close to saying that gianna is ugly and that you wouldn’t hit that without feeling like a total faggot?
you guys should tell me where all the 9s and 10s are at so i can stop smashing low tier
And if she saw this post, you’d get a fist to the face or would officially be single.
I just read the post to her and she laughed.
We met online and she came over to my place just to give me a blow-job but 3.5 years later she is still here.
Wow, and you made her your girlfriend? Brave dude