Toronto February Thread 2008

[R_T_S_D]

But when your children are dead, and their children after them, your name will be forgotten

Diane Kruger, nuff said.

[dropthesky]

My name will be preserved for centuries in the finest slabs of marble and granite.

What?

its a Troy reference…damnit!

[zakky]

I’m probably going to be in Toronto the whole week of the 18th and I was wondering if there was a usual session at a usual arcade that would be going on that week. Either that our a tourney, could someone help me out?

[YellowS4]

Oh shit, motherfucken Calgary.

Where in Toronto are you going to be at?

[Green]

My name will be preserved for centuries in the finest slabs of marble and granite.

its a Troy reference…damnit!

Is that the movie with Russell Crowe and the bug patch?

[zakky]

Well I actually live in Montreal now but am from Calgary. I think I’m going to be right downtown, but I’m not fully sure yet.

[sealhunta]

i dare someone to come to my house tuesday, wednesday, or thursday, at aroudn 12-1 pm and play me in mavel. i have it on xbox so u would need to bring an arcade stick plus ps2 to xbox converter to play or use a controller pad. I live near belammy and eglinton (cedabrea mall area)

[KrassHole]

Its not gonna get anyones attention unless its a double dare.

Xbox marvel :lol:

[noodleman]

gangstas do it with double dog dares.

[dropthesky]

Troy is the one with Brad Pitt and Eric Bana

[noodleman]

Troy is the one with TROJANS.

[dropthesky]

umm…yes, that’s also true

[Dice01]

Trojans have saved many lives !! I am a survivor thanks to Trojan !!

[Khiempossible]

for anyone coming and hasn’t checked up on it, I’ve made several important detail edits

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=145569

[Nagata_Lock_II]

I stole this from C-Royd’s Facebook. It’s fucking hilarious. He doesn’t post on SRK anymore but if you know C-Royd at all you’ll know this is funny shit. That and the Toronto thread could use something funny from one of the OG’s.

I got off work at 5:30. It’s 6:30 now. The local roads are pretty rammed and I felt hungry and I have no food at home. I’m stuck on Sheppard at Warden and I decide to stop by McDonalds. Instead of ordering their garbage that i normally do, I want to try that barbecue snack wrap. Hey, I live right here, and i’m hungry. Why not?

Upon walking into Mcdonalds, I realize that There’s only 1 person working the tills. Short asian girl, kinda ugly and chubby. I also realize that this must be her first week on the job because she’s fucking everything up. But yay, it’s my turn! The white trash in front of me has received her order.

“I’d like 2 grilled snack wraps please. 1 barbecue, 1 honey mustard. No wait, add another honey mustard wrap”
“ok. $6.40”
(that’s a lot. but anyway)

I have a $10 bill, and i have exactly $1.40 in my pocket. Sick! I’m holding it out there. Little asian girl has decided to start walking around. I dont care. The food aint ready i dont mind holding up the line. I really dont.

So i’m just looking around, there’s a little asian kid mopping the floor, old chinese lady at the back making whatever food, and the manager is a tall skinny chinese guy who looks 100% fob. So little asian girl comes back, and takes my $10 bill. She’s already rung it in.

"I have $1.40"
“oOOooH i’m so sorry!”
“no it makes no difference you can just give me a 5”
(asian girl takes the money, and stares at me as if i’m hustling her)
“No, see, it ends up being the same amount of money. $3.60 + $1.40? $5?”
“ooh…ok” (hands me a 5 based 100% on trust)

I step aside and witness the greatest McDonald events in history.
Apparantly before White-Trash Girl, there was an old guy who went to the washroom. Old Guy receives his food who I thought was white-trash girl’s food. So White Trash Girl is waiting for her food.

bam 1 snack wrap hits that “wait tray” thing where the person at the front picks the food up from. Sick. I dont care who’s snack wrap that is. That seemed fast. White Trash Girl gets her food, but not the snack wrap. So that must be mine. At the back, I see 3 more snack wraps lined up. All with Fried Chicken instead of Grilled. I dont care i’ll eat them fried. I just rather have it grilled. Old chinese lady is at the back speaking chinese to the manager about something. Who knows what. Who cares. But she aint making my snack wraps.

So little ugly girl is taking another order. That’s 3 orders in like 9 minutes. You go girl! (Wait, i just remembered. I think her nametag said “Kristine”). I’m just standing here. Watching this guy mop the floor like an idiot. Manager man decides to come out, take little asian kid off the floor to help. Nice. Smart manager. So Asian kid goes to the back and starts making my snack wraps. AWESOME! I’m fucking ecstatic at this point because I’m finally going to get my overpriced tasteless chicken. I pause for about 20 seconds and ask Kristine for my money back.

“But it’s like, done. We’re waiting for 1 more”
"can I just have my money back please? This is taking too long"
Manager La voids my order (this took another 5 mins)
Old chinese lady at the back is speaking to me in chinese and pointing at the snack wraps she’s making “ni yao shur aaoidjosdhasoihsdogihasoiht?”. I say to the manager "why the fuck is she speaking to me in chinese?"
I sign a paper as “Mike lee” who lives at “114 Fraud St”, and signed my signature under “Manager”. I get my $6.60 back, and i walk away.

What I didn’t tell anyone was that I realized little asian kid didn’t wash his hands. As willing as I am to believe that the mop is perfectly clean and that the kid’s hands are perfectly clean and that mcdonalds is a perfectly clean restaurant, no thank you.

Why didnt I tell anyone? Because I hope people get sick. It’s that simple.

Moral of the story: Mop The Floor ftw

[noodleman]

lol classic c-royd

[Khiempossible]

that was hilarious

[DarkGiygas]

i read that earlier today lol, its so good

the kids at my mcdonalds dont ever use gloves when they make the food :sad:

[sealhunta]

a few times, this person with only two fingers (one on each hand) made my burgers, it looked dirty but i still ate it. at STC in the mourning they usualy have these old white ladies who make the mcgriddles and thangs, and they look professional so i think they wash their hands.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

i dare someone to come to my house tuesday, wednesday, or thursday, at aroudn 12-1 pm and play me in mavel. i have it on xbox so u would need to bring an arcade stick plus ps2 to xbox converter to play or use a controller pad. I live near belammy and eglinton (cedabrea mall area)