it started as just a couple of us from the IT department at work, then it kinda grew wings and girls started coming. Eventually managers were coming. The last time i ever went, we went for someone’s goodbye lunch and there were like 25 people there! Any time anyone said what are you doing for lunch, and the answer was going for fries and gravey. you knew where we were going!
A note to the wise: Never plan an extravagant bachelor party with guys who are tight with cash. I had a decent time in Toronto, but felt that it could have gone a little better if my friends were a little more open minded. On the first day, I got to the hotel a little early and immediately hit up ‘terb’ for some recommendations. Knowing that I had about 5hrs to myself, I had to act quick!!! All the ladies were booked so no terb action for me!!! :annoy: Whatever.
My buddies finally show up and we lounge and catch up for a couple hours. We then decide to take to the streets and went to the King Street area. We went to For Your Eyes Only stripclub first where it was interesting to say the least. Strippers were selling cocaine so I hope they were at least selling pussy as well. We left after an hour and I was a little dissapointed with the place.
Next stop is Cheval where we had a booth. This was my recommendation as I wanted to go to a decently reviewed lounge. We get there and it’s empty but after an hour or so it starts to pick up. Plenty of lovely down to earth ladies who we eventually invite to the VIP area. The ladies were down and willing to chill with us at the hotel but my dumbass forgot to take off my wedding ring and one of the girls were a lil upset about it. The crushed our hopes of getting some ass that night… :annoy: I’m now $500 in the hole because I alone fronted the cost for the night… Whatever. We did end up heading out with these cool chicks but all they fucking wanted to do was talk canadian politics. If my mental masturbation game was tight we would have ended up smashing, but it wasn’t to be.
We spent the next day walking up and down the downtown area. Saturday was beautiful btw. But we essentially wasted it not doing much. In hind sight we should have went to a strip club outside of Toronto, but my friends didn’t want to spend the money… They were really bent out of shape to try a club different from Cheval so we ended up going to Holmes night club. That shit is what I would call semi-ghetto and we could have done a lot better! It’s the kind of club where guys are trying to show off in front of girls and girls are not having any of it. Girls were hot though, but no dice for any of us.
So, another bachelor party where no one got laid. I went to a bachelor party in Montreal a couple months ago and I would have to rate that one a little higher. That group was a little more willing to drop cash but they weren’t interested in ‘merb’ lifestyle or stripclubs at all… -.-
To do Canada right, I feel that I have to come here by myself. Even though things didn’t turn out as well as I would have liked, I had a lot of fun and simply being in a different country made it worth it. Till the next time.
Extravagant party. Tight with cash.
There’s your problem right there. It simply won’t happen. A few of my friends are like this as well. It’s almost impossible to go out without spending and they hate spending. Gland you at least partially enjoyed our city though. If you’re coming back, you’ll need a new group.
YEah montreal is a sick spot for a bachelour party too. the last one i went to was there. it was fucking epic! Oprea is the best club in that city or it’s a small one, but every time i go i have the best time. It’s called Karma or something.
Just do yourselves a favor and do NOT go to Montreal during a UFC weekend. Went last May when the Habs were playing in the playoffs and a UFC event was going. The city was overrun with men.
Although there was some small scale rioting so that was fun.
I’ve travelled alot around the world, still, never been in Canada, anyways I’ll add to this topic:
A few years ago I went to Panama for a business meeting and my company gave me a very NICE ($$$$) credit card to cover the costs. Boss said to not worry about the amount spended as long as the client re-signs with us.
Did not knew that 99% of the business/ corporal meetings in Panama are held in stripclubs. The client picked up the place for the meeting and well, I decided to go in a business suit, thing is that the bastard and his lawyer were in shorts, Magnum P.I. shirts and Panama Jack sunglasses. To make the story short, hot latin women + closed deal celebration = $6,000.00 dollars spended at a strip in Panama.
After that, the company accountant wanted to go with us to every corporate meeting since then.
Spending $6,000 at a strip club sounds like a devilishly good time. What kind of business could have possibly been discussed??? 
btw, the highlight of the Montreal bachelor party was going to this Scandinavian bath house by Mt. Tremblaint. It was the dead of winter and cold as pluto outside. And yet, there are all these huge hot tubs outside with delicious hot water. We even jumped into the cold river and then ran back to the hot tubs. It was the most romantic thing i’ve ever done with all guys.
you made a canadian activity of hot tubing in the winter sound mighty gay!