Top 5 things that would make you disappointed in your son

General Discussion
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  1. Gets punked by his woman.
  2. Is a loser in life
  3. Dresses like Lil’wayne or Justin Bieber
  4. Still lives with me by age 30
  5. Becomes an Emo
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if he played shitty fighter 4

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Nothing. :slight_smile: I would accept everything about him.

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if he became a juggalo

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if he couldn’t survive being thrown into a volcano

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^ LOL.

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I saw a drunk guy pissing on the back of a port-a-john the other night.

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the pissing on walls seems unduly harsh. I’ve pissed on my fair share of walls and general non toilet objects even while sober. not needing a toilet to piss is one of the great joys of being a man.

and god knows how many times ive done it inebriated.

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Posts on SRK.

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No. You did this WRONG. You’re supposed to say:
“If he played shitty fighter 4 instead of MGO V. And didn’t play SNAKE EATER in the background when he gets his first blowjob.”

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  1. Brony
  2. Technologically inept
  3. Posts in FGC forum
  4. Isn’t a sexual deviant
  5. isn’t named @Valaris