Helicopters - he uses Guile and I just think the image of Tomo (or Tomo’s Guile) flying in on a military helicopter is great
Quarters - he played SF2 in arcades… quarters. Ya know. Gotta joke about something related to the game, right?
Flash kicks - half of the Chuck Norris jokes end in Chuck roundhouse kicking someone in the face.
Chuck Norris is just Tomo with a wig and makeup on.
the funny this is, tomo wasn’t really the asian guy they said he was in the videos.
It was the guy with the blue backwards hat that was tomo all along.
The idea of it was funny, the ones actually here certainly aren’t. Idk if it would ever be funny in practice though.
Tomo fucked your mum.
Wait, I don’t think I did that right, ummmmmm, lets see, Tomo fucked your mum in a helicopter 'til quarters came out then flash kicked her in the face. :rolleyes:
Tomo performed a sonic hurricane once, it was also known as Katrina.
That’s the spirit.
Come on guys, some of them are funny. The one about Dictator putting his cape back on and running away is hilarious. On other messageboards, people go nuts making jokes like these, even if they are bad. Only on SRK would I get hate 
Tomo was so good, Jeff Schaeffer didn’t talk shit to him. Oh wait, that actually happened.
Tomo is so manly he ripped off Kanye’s balls before he could finish and hadoukened them to Taylor for the win.
Your username applies to your post.
To spin off an old Chuck Norris joke:
Tomo Ohira is the only person to win two rounds by time over when the timer was set to infinity.
HARRR <:mad:>
i’m so boss even my dick is covered in muscles
Gee, I wonder why.
Tomo Ohira once won a game of Puzzle Fighter in 3 moves.
It’s partially because SRK is generally less douche tolerant than other forums and partially because they ARE AGAINST THE FUCKING FORUM RULES.