TN THREAD - Dateline: How to catch a Oni

I don’t think Yun is that bad, just don’t let him get close. Soft ban like 2I Akuma and ST Akuma? LOL

I have been summoned.

McDarby.

Hey Jason. Give me some of your videogames. For sex.

With Susanna Hoffs?

No…with me. Duh.

BONUS - Shit just got real

Charlie Sheen wants you:

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With Tigerblood.

Well, ok.

I think Wootsick complimented me?

On a serious note, though… I’m sorta bored with fighting games. I’ve just been playing Game Dev Story on Android for DAYS. OH GOD THAT GAME. Lately, I’ve just been wanting something different. Unfortunately, I can’t really put my finger on it. Mostly, I guess it’s owning fucking ASS at work, having a shit-ton of fun with my kids, and preparing my house for sale.

My wife has discovered an unexpected love for Hard Corps: Uprising. For some reason she chooses to play with Leviathan. Dude fucking sucks so far. She’s about halfway through unlocking him. Playing as Leviathan is basically like driving a smart car over the train-bridge in Stand by Me.

Astaroth: Cookeville is no chance for me. Shit.

Yea I told him that the least your sorry ass was good for was shit-talk and commentary. And you pretty much have to go to this tourney. It was mad hype before but this year they got T-Shirts. And Wong.

Lol! You’re just a scrub with bitch hair and your wife is boss. Leviathan was created for original gangstas. Once you learn how to evade everything with moonsault and slide you don’t even really need to level his lifebars. The guy I usually play with online runs Leviathan like a champ but I never stick around to see him finish the game after I die and be a dick by using all his extra lives.

I bought that Moon Diver game yesterday but I played it for no more than 3 minutes before bed. I think the trailer hyped it and may not be for me. Alot of people are saying it’s easymode but others are saying it’s Castlevania Strider. Gtfo.

P.S. I bought my gf a HTC Inspire for her birthday this month and she has become insanely addicted to android apps and games. I haven’t seen anything that I wanna play.

Alchemy is a thinking man’s game. I’ve got a fun japanese one called Chabu-Dai that’s an old ass man table flipping simulator. make a table flip motion with the phone and it shows on screen a little old man flipping a table for distance. pretty goofy but it’s japanese that’s why.

I don’t really have time to enjoy games like that anymore. If I ever had a game on my phone it’d have to be some arcade style where I can rack up points doing something in short spurts. T-Mobile sucks ASS so I never fully navigate the Android Market for long.

GGs to everyone at Hastings tonight. I am too terrible at Marvel now. Can’t wait to get my system back so I can being training again.

Not a problem dude. I’d be happy to commentate. Shit just got serious!

Awesome. Well now that that’s settled, it’s time to talk driving arrangements (YES, AGAIN!)

The guys who showed up tonight who are going to ARK III all met up at Huey’s afterwards (god I love their burgers…) and discussed things.

Here’s the deal: we have enough to fit five people per car, but it’d be REALLY awesome if we can get a fourth car, otherwise some people are going to be left at home (or we’ll make Andrew sit in Gene’s lap, given that they’re brothers and do that sort of shit).

Anyway, regardless of who rides in what car, Jas said we can all meet up at Jas’ place, since it’s pretty close to the highway we’ll be using to get to Arkansas. I think this is a good idea. If you’re riding with me, BE THERE AT 7 AM SHARP!

Here’s what we have so far:

Car 1
Duckie (driving)
Jas
Dax
Gene
Cylus (if he goes)
Andrew (if Cylus doesn’t)

Car 2
Eraser (driving)
Squab
Lycan
Rukus
Johnny

Car 3 (don’t know who’s driving)
Majin
Shinblade
Flymike
Bishop
(probably eight more people, knowing how they roll o_O)

Still needs a ride
gdbell

We seriously have no more room in anyone’s car. Gene mentioned the possibility of his car being ready in time, but it’s a slim chance.

So please, for the love of all things cool, if we can get ONE MORE PERSON to drive, we can comfortably transport everyone who ask asked about going. I’ll personally figure out some way to make it up to them, whether it be help with gas or a discount on a stick mod. I haven’t figured out exactly what, but I’ll make it worth their while.*

Spoiler

*No blowjobs. Quit asking.

I know you guys already know, but for the new-comers, let me make the announcement haha.

A.R.K. III (NOW featuring Justin Wong, Fubarduck, Lil Majin, FlyMike (who dat?) and many more great players!) is coming up THIS SATURDAY in Conway, AR! We are expecting at least ~150 people with games such as Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, SSF4, BlazBlue:CS, Arcana Heart 3, Tekken 6, Melee, Brawl, Project: M, and more! Players are coming in from at least California, Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Mississippi, Tennessee, Louisiana, and Arkansas!

Note that our tournament is now sponsored by Game On Apparel, Shadaloo.eu, Borderland Games, Broken Tier, and the Bat Cave, which will each be providing additional prizes and bonus pots for our tournaments. Also, well-known regional modder DaRabidDuckie will be on hand to provide dual mods (PS3 <-> 360) for fight sticks.

If you have ANY questions, please post on here or on the official tournament thread here: http://shoryuken.com/f7/ucc-r-k-iii-conway-ar-4-2-11-feat-jwong-fubarduck-lil-majin-etc-261820/. Please try to make it and show your support not only for us, but for the Regional Shoryuken community as a whole. If you CAN’T come, then please try to watch our stream at Interrupted Gaming on Justin.tv. Thanks guys!

Abe move over I’m jumping on the Thor bandwagon been in the lab with him today found some sick shit looks like I have an alt team now Thor,Hulk,Doom

Since I’m getting to know people at Hastings now, I guess I need to formally reintroduce myself somewhat.

Hi, I’m Johnny, the new asian dude you see floating around at Hastings lately. It’s really nice to be part of the community and getting to know yall. I also hope to improve my game to try to catch up to the levels of some you top players here. This probably won’t happen anytime soon lol. Going to Ark III “should” give me more experience at a tourney level scene.

GGs to Bishop, Andrew, and Duckie.

feel free to add me on xbl Johnny were you the guy who runs Dante, Dorm, ?

Yea I had Wesker, Dormammu, and Dante.

IIRC you’re Josh correct cuz I think I remembering fighting that team like last week or so?

yes thats me