Three men in TN father 81 children across 46 different women

these guys must have some kind of mental illness to keep fathering children after learning about the first few. or maybe their fathers did the same thing to them. this could make for an interesting case study, mhhmm

I swear that every time I finish beating off now, I’m going to look at the money in my wallet and give a silent nod. Holy christ. One dude had 30. That’s the number of characters in Mortal Kombat 9 (barring Kratos and Freddy). I just thought I’d point that out, since they’re all going to grow up to be violent fighters.

^^ holy shit I died

I don’t wear condoms, and sometimes I have even not cared about pulling out. Sometimes when it’s time to pop, you just lose control. Fortunately (mostly for you fuckers) I have no kids. Thank God for women smart enough to be on birth control.

Sex is much better without a condom

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Thanks for pointing that out. It’s absurd that the law doesn’t give men any reproductive rights. A man should have equal say about what happens with his own genes.

He should, but how do you resolve when there’s a disagreement (one parent wants it and the other doesn’t)?

It’s 50/50… so flip a coin?

Because men are there to pay the bills. That’s it.

You ask the stairs what they think.

I’m picturing a single mother trying to explain to her 14 year old son that everything is okay when he finds out what his dad does for a living or that he has 20 half siblings.

“Well, you saw it on the internet yourself. See, half of your blood is basically that of a rabbit.”

I wonder what these women look like? Are any of them hot? Or are they all ratched and ugly?

would be nice if there was a way to cleanly opt out of parental rights and responsibilities. if the woman didn’t want it though, don’t see any neat way around that

The interesting thing is that for the women, it appears to be a combination of bad taste and low self-esteem issues… that being the mixture of reasons they hook up with “deadbeat” guys that rank so low in the grand scheme of things. I suspect that each new child lowers her expectations even further, so she will put up with even more stuff that she may not have tolerated previously…it’s a cycle of a ruined situation that feeds itself. It’s fascinating, in the same way it would be fascinating to watch from a distance as a civilization descends into chaos due to lack of power or some other devastating event…things going from bad to worse…

It’s extremely rare that the women in these situations look good. However, a certain co-worker just came to mind that looks hot as hell, imo…but she’s another “baby factory” that has already produced 3 kids, probably by different guys… unless she got her tubes tied, there will probably be more children in her future since she’s only 20-something. A sad thing about people in these situations is that they probably (I’m guessing) don’t even think that 3 kids is a “lot” to deal with…but they’re just thinking about that in comparison to someone they know that has 7 or 8. Sheeeit, 3 kids sounds terrible to me… something that is the absolute limit, assuming I ever have children at this point. There was some study in the news recently that estimated the cost (likely assuming a middle-class standard) of just raising one child to age 18 to be well into the 6 figures…it was over 240k if I recall…and that’s just one.

Really, think about how quickly the bill adds up just for one — every few days you’re buying diapers in the beginning, along with the formula + baby food, at least weekly…then there’s the clothing situation …you know how fast kids grow up from toddler to teen years when they can finally, possibly have a job and start buying their own stuff…on top of that there’s toys for the earlier years, video games all that stuff for Christmas and birthdays…then there is the cost of whatever healthcare needs… the cost (+ the time you may put in for it) of whatever extra-curricular school activities they might be interested in…like perhaps they’re in the band at some point, so you may want to get them a cheap instrument they can practice with at home, depending on what it is…there’s certain summer programs you may want them in if the kid happens to be good academically, the list goes on and on.

Oh and the food cost probably goes up a bit more if it’s a boy, since most of us here can probably remember having monstrous appetites for a long time. Sheeeit, I had a hunger that was on par with Galactus…eating like a morbidly obese person (but somehow not actually fat…heh, super-high metabolism for the win, folks.). It’s only just recently that this has slowed down for me, actually. Fuck, that’s too much text up there^

GOD DAMN THATS FUNNY. havent laughed like that in a while. those wayans are so fucking good when they are on point.

that nigga said, “OOOH NO, are you supposed to be superman. you must fly really low to the ground (talking to a fat kid)”

Limiting people to 1 or 2 kids is good, but the gender thing is messed up. Their society is a sausage-fest; they obviously aren’t going to have enough women to keep their numbers up. :lol: