I just turned over to wrestling, and I just saw of all things, Brodus Clay. He is the funkasaurus, complete with matching wookies dancing beside him. I am going to die. I can no longer deny the stark truth that stands before me. It looked like a mutant beach ball, but had legs and walked like a man. I just wish that I had more time. I swear, if I had more time, I would somehow spend it in a meaningful manner, but I cannot deny that we are all doomed. This year will spell our downfall. I saw the truth. Dear God, I saw it.
I had so much hope for Neo Kane. I thought he’d come out and body random people every week, vintage style. But all he does is drown people in words and bullshit about hate. Clearly writers still haven’t come up with a good enough reason behind this feud.
So disappointing. And now he’s after Ryder too? Sigh.