The Wrestling Thread v. TLC delivers

Paolochun · 2012-03-30T07:22:48.000Z

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And yes, the first thing that came to mind was

odin · 2012-03-30T07:24:17.000Z

Angle is not hurt, somebody hacked his body.

I probably laughed more at this then I should have.

odin · 2012-03-30T07:30:02.000Z

I checked to see which post Kinniku liked.
And it brought me back here.
I read HD-Man’s post again… And I laughed even more.

HD-Man · 2012-03-30T07:30:40.000Z

I guess I’m not the only one feeling this way about garret. He just has that face that you wanna slap the shit out of. His dad is an ICON of heels in the wrestling biz, so he’s pretty much a lock for the heel hall of fame. I don’t see this babyface thing going on too much further. Maybe if he uses it to make a MAJOR heel turn in the future, that will be acceptable.

@ the music video. I actually found the music itself pretty good, but the video? No sir, I don’t like it. Sorry about yo’ damn luck!

-Starhammer-

Yea, and those cheap early Attitude-era Rock sideburns are not helping Garrett’s cause. He looks like a massive tool, which is saying alot since I detest the word “tool.” Looks like the first model you get in CAW mode. I just wanna drop kick that bitch in the face.

That music video looks like it was made with a cell phone camera and filmed in some shitty bar way down in my homestate of Alabama.

Kinniku_Buster · 2012-03-30T07:33:13.000Z

Yea, and those cheap early Attitude-era Rock sideburns are not helping Garrett’s cause. He looks like a massive tool, which is saying alot since I detest the word “tool.” Looks like the first model you get in CAW mode. I just wanna drop kick that bitch in the face.

That music video looks like it was made with a cell phone camera and filmed in some shitty bar way down in my homestate of Alabama.

Speaking of which. Gabe Sapolsky mentioned on Twitter and Facebook that all throughout the triple shot this weekend in Florida he is going to keep his iPhone recording at all times and post the funniest/controversial/interesting parts.

nothing · 2012-03-30T08:52:33.000Z

Quick results from Dragon Gate USA show tonight.

I’m bummed that I’m going to miss the $1.99 show on Friday. I’ll probably end up catching it and the Saturday show whenever they’re put on demand. I don’t look forward to paying full price…

toddler316 · 2012-03-30T19:20:22.000Z

So for the historians,who has had more knee surgery’s?
Terry Funk or Rey Mysterio?

While he was originally booked for WWE AXXESS, Terry Funk will not be attending the events this weekend. Funk had a second knee replacement surgery and cannot handle the travel at this time. Dory Funk Jr. will still be appearing.

The annual WrestleMania Pro-Am Golf Tournament, which is not open to the public, will take place at Doral Golf Resort & Spa today at 3 PM.

The Miami herald has an interview up with Zack Ryder, discussing social media, WrestleMania and more. You can read that here.

The Miz, Triple H, Teddy Long, Kofi Kingston, Gene Okerlund, David Otunga, Justin Gabriel, Paul Bearer, Dusty Rhodes, Jack Swagger, Vickie Guerrero, John Cena, Drew McIntrye, The Bellas, Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Dolph Ziggler, and more are scheduled for WWE AXXESS appearances today.

WWE will hold their Wrestlemania Reading Challenge Finals at the Miami Dade Public Library - Main Library (101 West Flagler Street) in Miami, FL. Rey Mysterio, Brian Shields, Dolph Ziggler, Hornswoggle and Alicia Fox will judge the event. Three grade groups, 5-6, followed by 7-8, followed by 9-12, will compete as they answer questions on a required read for their particular grade. These are the finals of the Challenge run over the last school year with children coming from all over the United States and Canada. The first finalist to reach 20 points in their age group will be named the winner, and the three winners receive a trophy naming them champion and will win ringside seats to WrestleMania 28. All other contestants receive club level tickets to WWE’s flagship PPV.

Credit: Pwinsider.com

STAR SET FOR WWE STUDIOS’ LEPRECHAUN REBOOT

Hornswoggle has been confirmed as the star of WWE Studios’ Leprechaun film, which has been officially announced as "Leprechaun: Origins."
The film will be released in March 2013, likely straight to DVD.

As a big Warwick Davis fan(Pun fully intended.) this makes me very sad.

Kinniku_Buster · 2012-03-30T20:43:28.000Z

I’m surprised Gabe Sapolsky isn’t sacrificing babies while breaking ashtrays and clip boards.

CIMA severely injured his neck last night during the main event against Ronin and the DUF. So because of that he can’t wrestle in the main event tonight w/ Ricochet vs. Johnny Gargano and Chuck Taylor for the tag titles.

So…now they are scramble booking to find something to fix the main event.

toddler316 · 2012-03-30T21:53:06.000Z

I’m surprised Gabe Sapolsky isn’t sacrificing babies while breaking ashtrays and clip boards.

CIMA severely injured his neck last night during the main event against Ronin and the DUF. So because of that he can’t wrestle in the main event tonight w/ Ricochet vs. Johnny Gargano and Chuck Taylor for the tag titles.

So…now they are scramble booking to find something to fix the main event.

That’s an easy fix, if he’s out for any length of time do a show opening beating and name another defender.
C’mon it’s booking 101.

Boel · 2012-03-30T21:57:04.000Z

masterbooker

Kinniku_Buster · 2012-03-30T22:01:26.000Z

That’s an easy fix, if he’s out for any length of time do a show opening beating and name another defender.
C’mon it’s booking 101.

They posted an interview with CIMA this morning about the neck injury. And CIMA posted on his twitter about it.

So, no, not so much booking 101.
More like booking 10fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff flips table

Boel · 2012-03-30T22:51:08.000Z

no you mark it is obviously booking 101 i dont even know why i talk to you guys

LivewireX · 2012-03-30T23:19:49.000Z

I thought the panic for the fix was who to put in his place in the main event. shrug

Paolochun · 2012-03-30T23:23:56.000Z

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Dang, Ryder’s been through a lot phases in just 4-5 years.
Major Bros
Edgeheads
One pant leg era
YT darling/broski era

maxx · 2012-03-30T23:29:54.000Z

lol…im hella interested in andre pinning the hulk

Paolochun · 2012-03-30T23:32:36.000Z

I’m in Miami, biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

HD-Man · 2012-03-31T00:56:46.000Z

I honestly don’t even think there’s any real animosity between Cena and The Rock. I think Cena just did all this just so he could have his Wrestlemania moment with Rock. Deep down inside, Cena’s prolly still one of The (closet) Millions. But I’ve been wrong before

EDIT: @Boel: I see what u did there. ha

Boel · 2012-03-31T00:58:05.000Z

cena is a closet few things for sure har har har

toddler316 · 2012-03-31T02:03:41.000Z

So the big WM suprise’s are Brock Lesner and Batista?
I remain skeptical.

Abbachio · 2012-03-31T04:07:08.000Z

This move makes me so moist

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