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abkallday · 2011-12-16T08:26:43.000Z

This wild card tournament is beyond stupid. For those who are even watching Impact tonight

Starhammer · 2011-12-16T08:38:47.000Z

Oh Shiet… ODB And EY on tag team? Well, I’m confused. Since ODB’s obviously the muscle, what is EY gonna do?

-Starhammer-

Starhammer · 2011-12-16T08:46:19.000Z

This wild card tournament is beyond stupid. For those who are even watching Impact tonight

My friend, you should already know. There are many levels of insanity. Somewhere about ten levels past the nuthouse level, on a little seen offramp, is a land on a level where things that cannot be held by earthly means are found. These are the things that madmen call crazy. If a nightmare could dream, these things would be the Freddy Kreugar that would cause it to awaken in terror. TNA is one of them. This is why few of us ever dare walk upon this land. Now you know.

-Starhammer-

Starhammer · 2011-12-16T09:25:42.000Z

Since I couldn’t find the words to explain how I felt about Sting’s decision (Can’t stop laughing. ) I asked Deadpool of MVC3 fame what he thought. He had this to say…

Spoiler

BANG!!! BANG BANG BANG!!! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!

-Starhammer-

toddler316 · 2011-12-16T21:57:22.000Z

So…

**Report From Chyna’s Debut Performance as a Stripper **

**Oh boy… **

Credit: Pwinsider.com

I just got back from Chyna’s show. The club was packed, hardly any room to move around.

Chyna’s first show was at 10 PM and she did a four song set. The last song she danced to was indeed the DX theme.

I’d compare her dancing ability to Hulk Hogan’s wrestling ability. She was not too great technically, but able to put on a show and use what she has to entertain to get the crowd to react loudly.

At one point, she pulled another stripper on stage and grinded all over her.

They made sure to mention several times that she is new to this to explain her dancing.

Chyna did a meet and greet afterwards. $20 for a picture with her, $30 for topless pic with her, 2 8x10’s for $20 and not sure what the price was for her to sign stuff, I think it was $10. The line to meet her was very long.

She was a very nice person, took time to sit and talk to everyone who came into meet her. She didn’t rush anyone at all to leave.

Starhammer · 2011-12-16T22:36:10.000Z

Ho? Apparently not the train wreck I thought it would be then. No patrons were injured by her clit slap finisher? Still, I have to salute your bravery for even going there. I guess you got a pleasant surprise for it. :tup:

-Starhammer-

AYO · 2011-12-16T22:48:42.000Z

So Kane and Cena feud to give Cena something to do, more character development? Will Kane force John Cena to go to a dark place? Or will he just go “Lulz, i don’t care bout dem fan, <3 dem all, HUSTLEZ!” five moves of doom and remain stagnant?

I haven’t watchd any wrestling in a few weeks, it’s all the same old shit right now going in the same routine and not taking risks in the PG reality era. The constant Twitter nonsense and same ole is just kind of maddening on a weekly basis. Burned out on PPV’s and three hour shows as well. PWTorch is littered with former wrestlers and personalities in the business agreeing with how I think, so at least I’m not alone in this.

Break to calm down, will come back next year to see what’s up. I want to see Jericho and Kane mostly right now and if Undertaker shows up at some point.

Grimmjow316 · 2011-12-16T22:56:36.000Z

Ho? Apparently not the train wreck I thought it would be then. No patrons were injured by her clit slap finisher? Still, I have to salute your bravery for even going there. I guess you got a pleasant surprise for it. :tup:

-Starhammer-

hey pimpin ain’t easy

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AYO · 2011-12-16T22:58:03.000Z

Sounds weird, but I LOVED the Godfather and his ho train as a kid, don’t really know why but I measured success on how many bitches a wrestler could bring to the ring and he topped them all.

orochi1017 · 2011-12-16T23:00:49.000Z

Last song…DX theme…

MY RIBS.

Grimmjow316 · 2011-12-16T23:26:22.000Z

Sounds weird, but I LOVED the Godfather and his ho train as a kid, don’t really know why but I measured success on how many bitches a wrestler could bring to the ring and he topped them all.

Lol I remember the 02 Rumble I think that was the most bitches he’s had.

Plus it was destiny he owns a strip club in Vegas.

Edit: would be hilarious to know Chyna is performing in that strip club.

orochi1017 · 2011-12-17T02:10:45.000Z

lol imagine it taking 13 years to get on the hoe train.

Well pimpin’ ain’t easy…

toddler316 · 2011-12-17T02:56:28.000Z

Interesting way to go but sounds like it could be awesome…or shitty.
Kind of a toss up.

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By Mike Johnson on 2011-12-16 14:13:55
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LivewireX · 2011-12-17T03:21:23.000Z

Seriously? Fuck Highspots. They’re legit lying through their teeth actually. Especially since they’ve been selling WWE, WCW, ECW, and other stuff without not only having the licenses to do so, but without consent or even in some cases knowledge of the companies/owners/representatives prior to doing so. What’s hilarious is they’ve filed copyright complaints against the people who put ECW stuff up on Youtube for shows that they themselves don’t even have the freaking copyrights to.

abkallday · 2011-12-17T07:44:27.000Z

Who’s watching smackdown

Grimmjow316 · 2011-12-17T07:47:55.000Z

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At work no SD for me :(.

jae_hoon · 2011-12-17T07:48:40.000Z

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Not only do you get Kevin Steen but one of the most underrated wrestlers returns. Jimmy Rave bitches.

ViciousSLASH · 2011-12-17T09:12:55.000Z

lol Big O.

ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

maxx · 2011-12-17T09:39:27.000Z

wow that doesnt look like jimmy rave at all. wtf.

lol running into eddy edwards at the airport in the summer is still one of my most random celeb run-ins.

SlayerofBodom · 2011-12-17T10:08:48.000Z

wow that doesnt look like jimmy rave at all. wtf.

lol running into eddy edwards at the airport in the summer is still one of my most random celeb run-ins.

I can’t believe you didn’t say anything to him, though. In fact, considering he’s not even a wrestler on WWE or TNA, chances are you would have been among the few random fans to recognize him in a non-wrestling environment.