The Wrestling Thread v. Sin Cara - Go Go Sin Cara Rangers!

AYO · 2011-11-12T00:59:10.000Z

Boel:

are you gonna be tatonka II ayo

Fuck Tatanka lol, if I get stuck with a racist gimmick I’ll just feign whiteness. What style of wrestling should I go for guys, I’m thinking the Steiner bros “toss 'em and leave 'em” is out of the question.

I could be like Tiger Mask X, who traveled from the future to put an end to Tiger Mask IV.

Boel · 2011-11-12T01:01:12.000Z

shootfighting

that is what men do

AYO · 2011-11-12T01:03:08.000Z

That would be manly as hell.

toddler316 · 2011-11-12T01:03:25.000Z

AYO:

Attempting a wrestling career next year, here are my goals:

Unobtainable goal: fued with Undertaker leading up to Wrestlemania and stealing the spotlight.

Realistic goal: make it on Botchamania.

Are you 6’3 or taller?
If not then just being on WM is kind of unrealistic.
Just make sure you put in that Gym time because pretty sure Foley is the only one who really ever “Made” it without being in super good shape.

AYO · 2011-11-12T01:07:18.000Z

Yokozuna wants a word with you.

And nah I am 5’11. Which if I ever make it to WWE (unlikely) I will struggle to find my place without being really good at something other than being big.

Starhammer · 2011-11-12T01:33:48.000Z

Korngo:

dude, please tell me you saw velvet sky as well and you know the truth too, that bitch got no ass. like, none. i dont what fucking pigeons taz keeps talking about for real.

Thanks for nothing Korngo. Why ya have to shoot down my love of the pigeons? No Pigeons huh? I’ve been fooled by the junk jeans? :sad:

…I DON’T CARE!!! They’re still the bootyfull people to me dammit!! :crybaby:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/bootyfull-intro.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/robofapLOL.gif

-Starhammer-

Darkshy · 2011-11-12T01:37:54.000Z

Don’t know if you guys heard but someone played a little joke on Regal during superstars this week. Probably my boi Daniel Bryan since he’s in my fav 5

22:48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHuLxV5Eiu0&feature=feedu

Stuart_Hayden · 2011-11-12T01:42:24.000Z

Darkshy:

Don’t know if you guys heard but someone played a little joke on Regal during superstars this week. Probably my boi Daniel Bryan since he’s in my fav 5

22:48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHuLxV5Eiu0&feature=feedu

Probably one of the most creative ribs I’ve seen. :lol:

Paolochun · 2011-11-12T02:21:14.000Z

new LIZ
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SlayerofBodom · 2011-11-12T04:08:26.000Z

AYO:

And nah I am 5’11. Which if I ever make it to WWE (unlikely) I will struggle to find my place without being really good at something other than being big.

That’s not so bad, honestly. Guys today are smaller than ever, and most of the guys in WWE listed as 6’ 0" are really 5’10" or 5’11". That is, 5’11" and a muscular, 190+ pound build is plenty large enough to get a developmental contract even without being amazing at something.

Grimmjow316 · 2011-11-12T04:26:00.000Z

4neqs:

new LIZ
[media=youtube]r-VYfMJb5so[/media]

Are you serious bro I already posted it sniff no one cared.

Anyways I like how they are working the Ziggler angle and also JoMo vs Ryder next PPV.

Starhammer · 2011-11-12T06:43:00.000Z

Awwwwwww… AJ is so cute. I almost missed the part where Mark Henry threatened to mutilate D. Brian.

Almost.

-Starhammer-

Grimmjow316 · 2011-11-12T06:53:27.000Z

Damn Mark Henry looks shitty in that video game.

Starhammer · 2011-11-12T06:55:20.000Z

LOL. Welcome to Jobberville Jinder. No cool jacket, no music, no giant for backup. also, you may become someone’s bitch along the way. Please cry in the buckets provided in the back of the building.

-Starhammer-

abkallday · 2011-11-12T06:56:52.000Z

Grimmjow316:

Damn Mark Henry looks shitty in that video game.

Word

Grimmjow316 · 2011-11-12T07:01:35.000Z

Battle of the beards.

Edit: Staff member copping a feel on the ring announcer.

“Do it again D Bryan and do it quick”

I died

Starhammer · 2011-11-12T07:06:26.000Z

Grimmjow316:

Battle of the beards.

One shall rise…And D Brian ain’t gonna be that one.

-Starhammer-

abkallday · 2011-11-12T07:34:28.000Z

Humico is gangsta now

Grimmjow316 · 2011-11-12T07:36:32.000Z

Man once they start using this theme they will be legit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xte7pasJGzY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Starhammer · 2011-11-12T07:45:31.000Z

at the sheamus interview. He looked like he was gonna do an Evil betty at any second. “I am nice man with happy feelings ALL of the time!!”

-Starhammer-