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Aww! Shucky, Wucky, Wack, DACK! xDDDDD

Oh and damn, that girl is from Houston? She is as thick as hell. :lovin:

:lovin: Call animal control. THE PIGEONS ARE LOOSE!

Speaking of squashed, Is JTG on bad terms with Vince? Two weeks in a row he’s jobbed out. Might be a set-up for a heel turn, but somehow I think it might be leading towards a future endeavor.

OMFG @ Winter’s “Intro” last night. :rofl: Poor velvet nearly got a face-full of ass. The look on her face was priceless. :rofl: She looked like she wanted to say, “DAMMIT BITCH! DON’T BLOW ASS IN MY FACE!!!” :rofl: I guess some of the pigeons had tacos for lunch.

-Starhammer-

Fun Smackdown. Booker on commentary is awesome he gets into that shit.

Christian looks different but i can’t point it out.

I really think r-truth gets his olD ass released and they give jtg a big push

Wtf at kennedy going heel for no reason

also they looked legit in that arena but do the ppv at impact zone lolz

As near as I can tell, it’s his hair. It’s like the front is a bit longer or something, I think. Dude, looks like a disheveled old man. I’ve never really seen the appeal in him aside from when he an Edge were a tag team. That was the best work either of them has ever done. At least they were funny, in a goofy kind of way, back then.

I’m curious to see what, if anything, comes of Shelton working that dark match in Houston. After World’s Greatest Tag Team reunited, I didn’t like the way Haas bad-mouthed WWE, not because he was wrong in what he said, but because it sounded like he was trying to speak for Shelton too. I don’t know, I just would’ve felt bad if the comments that Haas made would have fucked things up between WWE and Shelton.

Fuck yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. R-Troof gets cut after 'Mania and Shelton gets re-signed. Make it happen WWE. Then we can see Troof going back to talking shit about Cena, in TNA.

I guess TNA is trying to blur the lines between heels and faces; kind of make everyone a shade of gray, so to speak. It’s a concept that I’ve always been behind, just because I view people in real life more as being shades of gray rather than wholly good or bad; that seems more like a childish belief than anything else. The problem is that TNA is confusing as shit. They try too hard to be unpredictable and keep people guessing, but ultimately it just leave people confused as to what’s going on. TNA would be much better off if they kept their storylines simple and let them play out in the ring.

same with me

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Yeah, I think it was mentioned a couple pages back.

Is there a TNA PPV today?

Yes. Nothing special of course.

Well TNA is special in their own way…

Lol. Fire this dumb fucker. I suspect that Troof was joking around because NO ONE could be so fucking stupid as to forget what city he is in twice, when his whole schtick revolves around getting a pop from saying the city’s name. This dumb shit and TNA belong together.

Does TNA just not plug their PPVs on Impact or something? I mean think think I sat through last week’s show in it’s entirety, and I don’t remember them going over the card or anything. Nothing surprising consider it’s TNA I’m writing about. I’d be more surprised if they properly booked and promoted a show.

The problem is TNA has Russo, who is an idiot. He does things that in his mind will trick viewers, but the problem is he never establishes anything for people to be tricked from in the first place. So it just winds up totally random.

I too prefer the shades of gray. I was writing a novel and about mid-way through I sort of realized that it wouldn’t work out with everyone like that. I had to tell the story really from a specific side each time, and while most people were justified in what they did to them from another person’s point of view they were definitely the enemy. But you also need a range of characters, everyone can’t be the same shade of gray and act the same.

Like I threw in idealists, power mongers, rational people, people quick to action, cautious people etc. The characters need to actually be different in some way, they have to have some hook. Then the drama is all of them interacting, having different situations, and seeing how things play out with the characters being MOSTLY consistent to what their character is. I say mostly because I believe people will act differently depending on what has happened recently to them and how things turned out.

Russo’s characters do not have this depth. They all act as if they know everything and are doing something that will somehow be in their benefit but allegedly will screw over someone else in some way, but we don’t know why they do it. Russo is a bad writer.

“Russo is a bad writer”

Thats really all that needs to be said.

Signs of WWE Spring Cleaning?

Also, this is kinda fucked up. basically telling everyone “you can’t draw”

Also, it’s about damn time.

WWWYKI!

lol i think i read a jericho tweet bout pushin zack.

Yeah. He did. He was bitching about how Ryder should be one of the main attractions on RAW and he plugged Ryders youtube video series. He called him something like “Pure Entertainment”

lol im watching episode 1. umm but i saw this comment…can you tell whats wrong wit this statement

also lol @ last page post about R-Grimmace. What a dumb fuck.
I would not be surprised at all to see him on the Spring Cleaning list.

If they fired Kofi and R-Grimmace just to bring back Sisqo Benjamin, I’d be okay with that. Push Benjamin in a midcard feud with Morrison or Ziggler or Bryanson.

bring back both haas and benjamin…i dont care if they never speak…sumtin about both their wrestling styles i get glued to the tv on.

lol benjamin vs morrisson would be a battle of which muthafucka is gonna die first. might as well put kofi in there for a 3 way tlc match.

You make it sound like a bad thing. :lol:
Super spot monkey matches can be fun if done sparingly and the matches pace themselves well. Plus we all know that both of them can actually wrestle (though benjamin is by far better than morrison).