Ring Rats were a norm in the 70’s 80’s and 90’s. Pretty much every shoot I’ve watched of people from the era tell countless stories about women who were “interested in the business”.

Misticara is sittin’ pretty waiting for the “Ultimo Dragon” express to roll around.

I like the dude,

But WWE backstage crew aren’t the most forgiving bunch. Ultimo was hyped (although, not as much) as Misticara, but his issue was that he could not adjust to the ropes.

Misticara’s botching spells are NOT looking good at all.

This is Richardson saying:

Misticara just received a phone call…

86 days…

Yeah why isn’t he working with Chavo?

Fucking Primo of all people?

This is why I am on casual WWE watch right now. They have no idea what they are doing. It drives me nuts because the talent pool is HUGE right now. How can you have that deep of a talent pool and do nothing with it?

You throw away Sheamus and Bryan on a dark match? Dolph and Morrison do nothing in a 6 person tag match? No tag belt match, no ic title match, no kofi single match, IT BOGGLES THE MIND.

Just give him a bunch of dark matches with Chavo to get him used to the style. Chavo is from the mexican background and knows spanish and can help ease him in. Why throw him to someone who is probably getting cut and doesn’t give a shit?

I’m saying this his “botch” entrance was not even noticeable. Some dudes online harp about that. They say he botched on Monday, but i didn’t notice. The top rope botch was primo slipping and pushing Sin off and out.

Here’s the thing though, Mistico unlike Ultimo Dragon is over after his vignettes. Also Ultimo was old and only wanted to do 3 things, wrestle in WWE, at Wrestlemania, in MSG. And he did all 3.

Mistico should be working with Chavo, Regal, Goldust. Heck Tyson Kid would be a good house show guy to learn WWE style with. OH well, dude is already over, his shirt is selling like crazy and so is his mask.

I just watched it. It wasn’t bad at all. He’ll be crazy over in like 2 weeks. He did a damn walking the plank off the top ropes, no one does that shit in WWE.

lol Apple.

I’m saying this his “botch” entrance was not even noticeable. Some dudes online harp about that. They say he botched on Monday, but i didn’t notice. The top rope botch was primo slipping and pushing Sin off and out.

Here’s the thing though, Mistico unlike Ultimo Dragon is over after his vignettes. Also Ultimo was old and only wanted to do 3 things, wrestle in WWE, at Wrestlemania, in MSG. And he did all 3.

Mistico should be working with Chavo, Regal, Goldust. Heck Tyson Kid would be a good house show guy to learn WWE style with. OH well, dude is already over, his shirt is selling like crazy and so is his mask.

I’m also saying this, Primo is a good wrestler as a babyface. He doesn’t know shit about working heel. He’s a lot like Carlito in that sense. To Carlito being a heel meant botching and being lazy. I guess primo’s got that same mindset.

Seriously why’d they break up Primo and Carlito? They were a good brother tag team.

CHavo would be the best opponent at house shows because as said he speaks spanish and can hide Cara’s weaknesses. Part of how Punk got so good at WWE style was working with the vets in ECW. Working with Chavo and Regal would be for the best.

This is what happens when somebody doesn’t go to FCW to learn WWE style and lose ring rust. Punk was in ovw for 2 years, heck Heath Slater was in development for 6 friggin years before being on NXT.

hell Daniel Brian was going to be on the roster straight away, he even did dark matches. He then requested to go to FCW to find his WWE rhythm. I mean Daniel Brian who was trained WWE style by HBK, and even was in development in memphis learning under regal, felt he had to go down to FCW and fine tune his skills. Alberto Del Rio also had to adapt to WWE for about a year.

That’s why I think these marathon house show runs will be either the death of Sin Cara or he busts his ass to adapt .

Mistici did well on Monday. The Audience popped for his entrance, and were hot throughout his match.

He will be over like Rover soon. Heck have him save Orton from a Nexus beatdown.

Long winded as fuck, but they should give Primo a pear and have him spit on people.

So Abyss’ 2x4 with nails stuck in it, got it’s name from Janice carter? LOL

I loved the Kong preview on Monday, but I have no faith in the WEE to use her right. What should be an easy year long program of her squashing the entire Diva roster will likely get sped up to maybe a month worth of storyline before she loses to a Bella twin.

I really don’t want to see her as the next Santino escort.

Yeah, Apple was fucking hilarious and I think it could work out pretty well if WWE is smart about it.

Also fuck Primo, if he is doing that shit on purpose to mess with WWE and Misticara then FUCK him, I’ll be glad if he is cut.

EH. The Big Moment is Beth Body Slamming Kong. That is the pay off. A body slam. Might as well rent out the Intrepid, and have everybody try to slam her. Only to have Beth arrive via helicopter and actually hit it.

Beth or Natalya would do.
The program should write itself but I really get the feeling they’re going to fuck it up by moving too fast and not really establishing Kong as some unbeatable monster.

The Bella Twins will face off against Kong in a handicap match, which they win somehow. Then they’ll face each other to be #1 contender to the Divas title, which Kong will interfere in, which will lead to Morrison being her manager, thereby allowing her to fuck anyone she wants to in the ring while Morrison doesn’t give a shit.

Hey man I’m just using WEE logic here.

It’s real easy to do. Back fist/Implant Buster/Powerbomb. End of match. For the next 6 weeks. Then you have her destroy the bellas.

The only way her title defenses would be “fair” would be fatal four ways and triple threats.

Which is exactly how she was booked in TNA, before she jobbed to Taylor Wild (I want her ass back in WWE dammit, i loved that spinneR)

See you guys say “Apple could be crazy over” but then say “if done right”

Corre and Nexus should be monster heel stables right now, but have been bungled totally. Why are they dismantling the corre after they just started giving them momentum? Why can’t a stable just stay together? I don’t get it. Can’t they just be bros and not get jealous? That is why I like Beer Money so much, they’ve just been together for so long.

If you want them to wrestle in some situation have them do the double face handshake before a match.

I still think they made a mistake of booting Wade from Nexus, without a storyline. Seriously Nexus/Corre should have been at wrestlemania.

I think Wade should usurp the NExus from Punk since Punk doesn’t give a shit about them, even said so in a promo. Nexus is basically the Straight Edge Society without Serena von tits.

Honestly Nexus was so damn over. Heck they could have been salvaged even after Cena “buried” Wade under those chairs.

WE WALK ALONE! IN THE UNKNOWN!

WM was just a complete mess aside from Cody and Rey. Everything else was just a mash up of random crap.

“Lets squash Nexus, TWICE”

“YES, THIS IS A GOOD IDEA”

Too small…really?

Nah it’s not the too small thing, it’s the too old thing really. I’m sure WWE would hire Daniels, but more in the way they rehired Billy Kidman as a trainer in FCW. Or how they made Joey MErcury into a trainer in FCW. Daniels being 40 does hold him back. unless he’s willing to do a boogeyman gimmick, lose his teeth, and eat worms.

Again a guy who would be a good manager. But the last guy to manage people was Armando Alejandro ESSSSStrada. Then he got over, so they made him wrestle and released him.

YEah WWE is on a youth movement. Undertaker, Regal, Chavo, and Triple H are the only guys in their 40s on the active roster. R-truth is older than Goldust by a year at 39, so yeah. there is that. THese are the “old Men” on the roster.

He is 40 years old? Holy crap.