The Wrestling Thread 2017: Thanks for the great year! New Thread Open!

The problems in roh are all about not building new talent and relying on outside stars and established veterans way too much

https://twitter.com/natalieevamarie/status/893502453332664320
About time…

So apparently enzo has had some heat on him for a while. The getting kicked off the bus thing was pretty much the last straw to a lot of people.

apparently he was talking to someone on the phone about how much money he’s making in the wwe which is apparently a big no-no in among the boys. He was also using a lot of ā€œinsider termsā€ to this person on the phone. another big no-no.

also regarding hoho lun being release he asked to be released from his contract.

As terrible as Eva Marie was, she could’ve been one hell of a heat magnet as a manager for a wrestler/tag-team/stable.

if they had went with their original plans of bayley dropped to eva marie full sail would have burned to the ground due to her heat.

I mean, we knew it was bad because it was ROMAN who kicked him off the bus. He tends to not have an angry bone in his body as his normal self, so you know Enzo must’ve fucked up big to make Roman pissed off enough to kick him out.

Just look at enzo’s ig

Dude is a major fuccboi

Man is looking to be ā€œFuture Endeavoredā€.

i dont buy it. he sucked. i think they let him say that to save face in asia. claimed hes gonna take what he learned back to chinese prowrestling. not buying it at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tscAN8W0QgU

Preview of Simon Gotch’s shoot. He shits on Enzo a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMXdAHQ087A

Wrestling is filled with petty, ridiculous people. And I don’t mean Enzo in this case.

Listening to Gotch, it seems Enzo is the worst kind of bad wrestler- The guy who doesn’t realize how bad he actually is.

Enzo cannot wrestle, when Cass is carrying the load in matches shit is bad.

The usos needed to just merc enzo and cass once

They no longer needed hoho as a liason/translator because they hired chinese americans who are helping the fobs naturalize

Low Ki being part of the New LAX gets a big yawn, far too predictable. Really though New LAX has been hot garbage though and they should have never brought it back.

Tonight’s G1 has been fucking nuts.

Spoiler

Yano over Tama Tonga in a really entertaining comedy clusterfuck.
KOJIMA BEAT SANADA! BREAD CLUB 4 LOAF!
BIG MIKE BEAT SUZUKI!
JUICE FUCKING ROBINSON JUST BEAT KENNY OMEGA!

Now for the main event. Let’s go EVIL!

Spoiler

HOLY SHIT EVIL ACTUALLY WON!

They’re all a bunch of carnies at the end of the day. Of course they’re going to be pettt, ridiculous, weird, etc.

WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK?!

Spoiler

They saved all the Night 1 upsets for tonight! SOON IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE WILL BE EVIL!

You dont have to spoiler New Japan results. The people who care have already watched it.

That isn’t true, but because you don’t care you speak for everyone.