The Wrestling Thread 2015 - IN THE BOOKS! PLEASE LOCK THREAD MODS!

You know they turned the crowd from boring to on brie’s side

They also set up aj/steph. Steph looks like two aj’s. Seriously hope that match happens. Steph with gorilla press slams and spinebusters.

Seems like Paige was the only one who got a face reaction that whole promo.

Yes steph is the best heel in pro wrestling. The little sugary sweet exchange with hhh was just so self indulgent.

Usos/Dustbros is so good so far. Goldust Hasn’t been heel in wwe since 99. Let’s all just forget about black reign in tna.

I really hope steenerico get to go up against the usos. I wished wwe would sign the briscoes, but the antigay tweets from jay fucked that up

Usos/Briscoes with 2/3 falls

I hope show/henry stay together though. Corporate Big Show would be so much ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkdSsALQBaE

Never forget.

I would also like to hire that make out err make up artist.

Miz’s Makeup artist was Crazy Mary Dobson…independent wrestler.

Spoiler

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpVLqHK0W10

If you signed up for russo’s website you are a moron

I agree with that, but the first minutes of the analisys on RAW was actually the truth, the show has no pace, I cannot even get the entire show because I get tired and wanna sleep.

Last 2 shows sucked balls, we get Cena on redemption time, and how?, destroying Wyatts, destroying Orton, damn. The Bellas segments suck balls, theres a lot of stuff without sense on this shows and the time isn’t used on a good way.

After the 20 minute mark Russo talks some crap, but the first 20 minutes of this video he’s right.

You know what would have made the 1st segment on RAW golden? After Y2J, Cena, Reigns, HHH, Orton, Kane, Rollins set up their little tag match. All of a sudden the arena goes dark and you hear gongs (Undertaker gongs), then all of a sudden the arena lights up again, but there is no Undertaker. Everyone would have marked out just because of the arena going dark and the gongs!!!

No, that would have been pretty pointless, too.

They should show Lesnar train with former rival and current UFC heavyweight champion, Cain Velasquez

Strike no. 2

Those motherfuckers are so up in Vince Russo’s ass you can hardly tell where he starts and they end.

Clearly Mr Russo is on SRK.

My god they said some dumb shit in that video, YOU CAN’T EVEN ORDER OFF THE DOLLAR MENU FOR 3.99 ANYMORE BROTHA!.

Forget the extra W. Subtract the E and add back in a F. Or hell subtract the E still and add in a C in the middle.

This pic sums up modern WWE nicely:

Surprised no talk about Nitro being on the network now.
First episode had a womens tag match better than anything on Raw in the last 10 years as far as women match’s go.

I think this sums this generation’s WWE better…

And BASED Cody…

Best Cody Rhodes personas:

  1. Dark Cody (Dr. Doom)
  2. Stardust
  3. Dashing Cody
  4. Legacy Cody
  5. Good Son Cody (Rhodes vs. McMahon)

Was watching the Network a bit ago and watched one of his Dark Cody PPV matches. I forgot about him having people hand out paper bags to the crowd. If it weren’t for this Stardust gimmick, I’d be demanding a return of Dr. Doom.

Cody Von Doom was the funnest.

I don’t know who does a better job of owning what’s given to them - Cody or San(Miz)dow.

As someone pointed out earlier, the stunt double tearaway paints and “ACTION!” were amazing.