Fuu being almost completely useless is kind of her “thing”.
Samurai Champloo wouldn’t be nearly as interesting or unique if it were about three legendary samurai on a grand quest. One girl who was clever enough to get two of the baddest asses in Japan working for her and sending them on some dumb and seemingly impossible to complete quest is one of the things that makes the series so awesome.
I agree that having three badasses working together wouldn’t have been as much fun as two badasses and…Her. Still, she coulda been a LITTLE better. At the start, she showed some sneakiness when she “saved” those two from getting killed. A little more of that would’ve been nice, but then…She wouldn’t be on this list. HOWEVER…
KEN MARINARAS: Zone Of The Enders 2: the second runner
THIS damn bitch here… :bluu: I didn’t play the 2nd runner at first. Just didn’t have the money or the time. Since Z.O.E. HD came out, both of these problems were solved. Finally, I played the second one…And ran afoul of one Ken Marinaras. wiki version is below for those who haven’t played…
So, why is this bitch listed here? I will explain:
First, she’s the first “boss” enemy that you face in the game. More like “annoying secretary” than a real boss IMO.
Next, after you’ve been shot, this rotten bitch runs off with your heart and lungs, and straps you into your Orbital frame. You leave the OF, you die. :bluu:
From here on, she is the MAIN bitch who will make you throw the controller. she can’t pilot her mech without the A.I. helping her, she can’t stop bitching at you for…Well, ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, and of course, you have to SAVE the bitch whenever she gets into trouble because she’s the only one who can replace your missing organs. Does she help you in a fight? 
Don’t make me fucking laugh…
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BTW, Your Orbital Frame? It’s gonna self-destruct when you get to the big monster war planet auuman, as a means of keeping it from being used to activate said planet and being used for war again. There is no off-switch. Of course, if you had working lungs and a heart, you could just jump ship and go home in a space taxi. Fortunate, for those of us with working lungs and a heart. [/details]
That is ONE worthless bitch. I’m talking Pan from Dragonball GT levels of worthless. If there is a Z.O.E. 3, I hope it includes an option to smash her into every object you can find.
-Starhammer-
because slamming on sakura never gets old, plus truth be in this one.
-Starhammer-