That dumb bitch who is always following Peppermint Pattie around.
Peppermint Pattie, for that matter.
While we’re at it, everyone other than Lucy, Linus, Snoopy, and Tweetie… and Charlie Brown, I guess - gotta have dat foil to round out the cast.
What the fuck is Pig Pen or Schroeder good for, really?
That Red Headed Girl needs to go away too.
Charlie’s chance is so small, bitch doesn’t even bother to get on panel, ever.
Daphne and Fred. Damn lovebirds are completely useless. Freddy suppose to be the muscle of the group, but he be running scared just like the rest of them. Daphne likes to point out the obvious to make herself feel useful, while Velma is the one putting all the pieces together. Scoob and Shag end up catching the masked bandits every time, sometimes with Velma’s help. You’d think Daphne would take notice of that Shag Swag but he ain’t getting none from her. Whatever though; you could take those two out of the show and it wouldn’t make a difference.
Fred is the most useful. He makes the groups when splitting up.
OMFG. All of the above is SO damn true.if it wasn’t for Snoopy, a lot of people probably wouldn’t have watched.
To quote shaggy,“WE’RE DOMMED!! DOOMED I TELL YOU!!!” Freddie ain’t worth shit in a fight. I’d rather roll with snarf from the thundercats if it came down to scrap time.
OMG. Has fred EVER gotten any of that daphne derrier? I bet he don’t even know what color panties she wears after all these decades. Fred, you suck. signed------ The universe.
-Starhammer-
Freddy is gay.
Seriously.
Whenever anything happens to him, he is always caught in direct proximity to his ass.
If he’s gay, then what is up with Shaggy? If you ask me, nobody but NOBODY is THAT much of a dog lover. :wow: I don’t wanna know, do I? I have to say, it’s purely luck how many times they walk away with the win at the end of the day.
While in the scooby doo vein, Let me speak upon that most worthless of animals, Scrappy doo. More like crappy doo doo if you ask me. Other than annoying us into a homicidal, suicidal, genocidal rage, was there anything he did for the show? I don’t think even little kids liked that thing. I didn’t. Even scooby dum was overkill imo, but scrappy simply cannot be forgiven. If I were on a plane full of snakes, I’d sling that mutt down a python’s throat SO hard that Major League teams would line up to sign me to their pitching staff.
-Starhammer-
After watching a few episodes DBGT, I have at least ONE more name to add to the list. A bit of a surprise considering she isn’t already here…
Pan (Dragonball GT): Yeah, this one’s an anomaly of sorts. Videl (Her mom) isn’t on the list. She’s able to hold her own in some scraps, and she wasn’t a bitch all the time, thus making her inelligible for this thread. Pan, on the other hand, is the apple that fell far from the tree…and rotted itself to hell. No matter what had to be done, she had to find some way of injecting herself into it. It’s as if the desire…nay, I say NEED for a worthless bitch was announced during the creation of the series and she stepped forth to fufill the role…and her destiny. Face it. when you’re an annoying robot and there is someone there who is so annoying that you look good, that is an ANNOYING ass person. Worse, this person is about as usefull as a screen door on a sub. What has she done in the episodes she’s been in? Well, she did make me think about some new things. Skinnydipping in an active volcano ears first. letting a spitting cobra practice shooting venom into my eyes, and other such things to help remove the pain of her presence. Hopefully, they’ll use the dragonballs and make her into something a little more plesant…
…EXTINCT.
-Starhammer-
Karin, in my 10 plus years playing alpha 3 i only ever played against her about 3 times, and that was against the same fucking person, yet every time it’s dlc character time all i ever see is “it better be karin”
The blonde bitch from last blade with the staff, without doubt the most boring and uninspired character i’ve ever had the misfortune of using, and like alot of you i’ve played so so many fighters, from shit like galaxy fight to kof to alpha to vf to tekken and i’ve never been so bored using a character like when i use her, she should be used as euthanasia to kill off old folks.
I cannot even remember her name, starts with either a Y or J, yuki?
Jack swagger
Shockwave in the old transformers cartoon, what a little bitch planet sitting, when in the comic he was too good
Donovan (Night Warriors/Vampire Hunter) this character is a bigger joke than Anakaris in Vampire Savior.
That bitch couldn’t handle fireballs to his face. Come to think of it, I never EVER fought a single Donovan the whole time the game was in the arcades. Maybe he is useless…
-Starhammer-
Cosmos (Transformers Season 1 from the 80s.) Worthless? Yes. Why? Just keep reading.
Now cosmos is, like the rest of his kind, a setient robot called a transformer. In addition his robot form, he can also (wait for it…) Transform into another form. Most, if not all of the Autobots and decepticons (The “good guys” and “Bad guys” of the transformers world) have a transformation mode. Planes, trains, automobiles, etc. some have even more than one. What does Cosmos get?
…If you haven’t figured it out by now, you should be slapped.
He got space saucer. Not even something useful like the cylons had in battlestar Galactica or cool looking like Independance day, but some ugly, overgrown coffee pot lid looking, booty ass green shit that Will Smith would shoot out ofthe sky without a second thought. Weapons? Nope. Shields? Not really. Tactics? Nada dada!! Speed? Don’t make me laugh. Usefull? Um…
NO!
He is a vehicle capable of transporting obects to and from space. A notable feat for us humans as we are still pretty hit-or-miss on the subject, but to his fellow autobots? well, Omega Supreme will actually roll on the ground in laughter if you dare bring up that excuse for scrap metal around him. Humans need oxygen to survive and large temperature changes will kill us. Autobots don’t have that problem.
However, Who is the main people who hitch a ride on Cosmos? Autobots. NOT humans. With a backpack, they can all get up and go whenever they feel like it. If they feel like they gotta go now, they can always jack Megatron’s space bridge. (Which is NEVER guarded worth a damn, I may add…) which just shoots you RIGHT to cybertron’s doorstep. Worse than that, I don’t think Cosmos has ever been in one episode where he didn’t end up as a hostage or sidelined, or worse. I’m betting he has the words “Made in Bitchland” behind one of his windows. :tup: Unplug that fool Optimus. End it already.
-Starhammer-
Just wanted to bump this for Christmas. I know we gots more who should be on this list, so bring it.
-Starhammer-
Lower their Braves and use them as item hunters in Dark Dungeon. Both are really good as mages as they have above average magic attack and are pretty fast. (although, by this time, you don’t even need a mage since you’ll probably be murdering people easily with Agrias/Orlandeau assist)
You want a useless FFT cast member? Boco the Chocobo. He’s just a roster spot that breeds other Chocobos.
I never played this one. Is it worth getting just to see the worthlessness?
-Starhammer-
More ueslessness that shouldn’t have escaped my sight for so long.
Midgets in wrestling. Why are they still here? Listen. where there’s a 7 foot tall, 400lbs, muscle-bound steroid freak coming down the walkway Vs a dude who’s 3 foot nothing, might weigh as much as his clothes, and has NO possible reach advantage? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!?! It brings new meaning to the term,“Beat up the little guy” if you know what I mean.
-Starhammer-
I wanna induct 2 characters from 2 series.
Kiba from Naruto (Shino called him worthless)
Lori from The Walking Dead (I know, it’s not anime, but she’s a worthless bitch)
meh. Anime, Non-Anime, I care not. a worthless bitch is a worthless bitch.
I don’t know anything about Lori because I never watched Walking Dead. This other guy however…
Inuzuka Kiba (Naruto) : Now THIS here poor bitch. I-I just… …He’s… …I mean… …Hold up… …Stop…Stop the camera…
…OKay, okay. Lemme try again. Jeesus Christ. Kiba. One of the members of the Inuzuka clan. now, this clan have REALLY gotten in touch with their wild side. So much so that their senses FAR exceed those of normal humans, even those of the ninja world. The inuzuka clan are like human attack dogs with a vengance. They got it all…Strength, senses like a canine, the ferocity, Even the fangs and claws!! :wow: Pretty cool.
…AND then comes Kiba. Man, somebody threw a Beagle into the wolfpack while the big dog wasn’t looking. Kiba has to be the stepchild of the crew. One on one, He gets assraped by ANYTHING. I mean, really. What has he defeated? Either alone or on a team? First official fight was the chuunin exams Vs. Naruto. He had the hunger of the wolf, but lost to the foul winds of fate. He damn near got killed by sakon and ukon on the saving private sasuke arc… FOR BEING DUMB!!! :wtf: Hiding in a lake… As a piece of shrubbery? :wtf: Leaving behind his jacket, basically giving his enemy a free cloaking device, which nearly got him murked!! If not for Kankuro showing up, he WOULD have been murked. It has gotten so bad that in his first bit of book time in years, his own teammate, the usually far more calm, cool, and collected Shino, had to smack him down with a “Bitch Please!!” I could go on for DAYS about it, but no. Search some Youtube. In fact, here’s one for free…
You’re welcome.
EIDT: Apparently, Youtube removed the vid. This kind of worthlessness was not meant for the public eyes.
-Starhammer-
**HOLY SHIT!!! ** This pile of used condoms above are the definition of worthless. While most are not bitchy, I just couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t include them here.
-Starhammer-
I noticed that half of the characters listed here are the ones I like, though I will admit some of them are likely to be considered “worthless”. I like Rangiku, since so far in Bleach (as far as I’ve seen) she’s starting to have some “significance” or exposure. I didn’t read much of Samurai Deeper Kyo, but I only liked Shiina for that fight scene she had with that chick in the beginning of the manga. Kaoru wasn’t really worthless, but was outshined by the majority of the characters which were murderers/cops/mercenaries, etc. However, I recall it was stated that she was a national-level kendo champion and somehow her orphan pupil “surpassed” her? Now that’s a problem.
For some odd reason, I liked Shizune from Naruto, but only because of how she was in the fighting games. Not gonna lie, I was on the phone with my friend when we were both watching her get her ass whooped by Kabuto, and she was like, “Go home, Shizune. Go home.”
Lars from Tekken. He’s not broken, nor a bad character. He just bugs me.
Kenny and Ben from The Walking Dead Game: I slightly like Ben, but I won’t even spend the energy in going into the rant on why I can’t stand either of them.
Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead: I know he’s the main character but he’s a cunt bag.
I got your “exposure” right here.
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-Starhammer-
