The Wendy's Diaries!

yeah. Right. She’ll have a fit. My ass. Dave knows she’ll pull you aside after work, slip you a pair of benjamins and give you instructions to have pops talk to dave…MMA style. I don’t mean Mixed Martial Arts, I’m talking Midget Mafia Assassins. Yeah, that’s made up, but you get the idea.

Now see? That’s what kind of idiot we’re dealing with here. What kind of manager doesn’t know how to at least manage his people? You look at the chart, so and so is on this, so and so #2 is over here, etc. yeah dave. You send home the guy who’s supposed to be cleaning your tables because you’re upset about something, you DON’T assign someone else to it, or take over yourself, and now your customers are wondering if someone is still there because there’s trash all over the place. Good job Beavis, I mean Dave. :tup: They seriously leave this guy in charge of the store? I wouldn’t leave him in charge of boiling water. What wendy’s should do is get him hired at their opponent’s store. He would be like the perfect assassin’s dagger in their backs. Everything is dying and even the killer himself doesn’t know why. :rofl: Again, I feel sorry for his old lady.

Another thing I just noticed this morning: Since doc’s dad showed up to put dave in his place, I guess that means that Dave has been Sonned. :rofl: Dave can’t catch a break if he was jumping on a weak tree limb.

-Starhammer-

the funny thing is he kept bringing up the wendy’s on another street here that is doing horrible.ALOT of ppl come in saying they want to transfer from there to our wendys,like he wants to be a idiot here but is scared as hell of being bossed around the idiots over there.Dave is about to take a major lost come monday whenever the head boss gets back.

I go in Friday but I really want to skip into Saturday,:rofl:…Idk if this chick is mixed or what,she has to be half black and half latina.chick is bad tho.Idk if she wants me to holla or not(dk if i posted this before) but I started to eat food there after i get off work lol.It goes like this

1st time ordering food there

me:Hey how ur doing?

her:im doing good u?

me:im doing good,umm,i’d like to order 2 large fries and a baconator

her:eek:k gets food,puts it on tray and says ur really going to eat all of that?

me:big smilelol yeah,i’ve been working all day!!!

her:laughs n giggles n shit

me:alright see ya later

her:bye!

next week

me:hey whats up

her:hey,ur placing a order?

me:yeah

her:so u want the 2 large fries and the baconator again?

me::wow: yeah thats it!

her:how can u eat all of that???!

me:IMMA BEAST GIRL U AINT KNOW?(shouts out to biggie)

her:shits and giggles

me:so whats ur name

her:says name like she forced it out and in a rush,she didnt sound mean just nervous

me:alrite my name is *****,i’ll see u later

her:bye

me goes in dinner room and spills drink by accident

goes behind counter to refill my cup

she goeshey whats wrong?ur drink tasted nasty?

me:nah i just spilled it

her:is something wrong with the drink machine?

me:me filling my cup up with the small cup button lolnah

she goes:here,let me fill it up fills my cup and hands it back to me

me:alright thanks

her:no problem,bye.

so does she like me brehs or just being friendly?I caught her staring like 2 times dead in my face lol

eye contact = dtf

:wow: for real???its not like a quick look its like a quick look thats lasts for a sec.with this “awwww” look…idk hard to explain.Go in tommorow,Saturday and Sunday…EPIC WEEKEND!There WILL BE MORE DAVE LOST STORIES,AND MORE DOC WINNING.Stay TUNED!

lmao,I just logged into FB,and I saw the Brandy Looking chick,she put her MOMS on Dave 2.0!!!Dave had to give her some free food to calm her down from fighting him :rofl:

cot damn,I knew he would lose but damn :rofl: ahhh we winning HARD some good music to celebrate the occasion:

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I’d go after that brah, the stare sells it all.

OMFG!!! Her moms came in? :rofl: Damn. Somebody get dave off the grill and put him on a bun, because this fool is DONE. dude starting to remind me of those crazy shooter games where you have to destroy parts of the boss so that you can shoot the weakspot in the middle. I’m guessing he’s just about all blown up now. No wings, no guns, no engines, no cockpit, smoke coming out of everything. He should just quit and save himself from the fatal blow. Try and take it easy on him Friday okay doc? Even my cold heart would find little pleasure in watching a dying dog getting tortured.

…Just kidding. keep wrecking his shit. :tup:

-Starhammer-

the final blow is when Dave is driving back home out of work on Monday telling his wife “well…damn…i-i-i lo—” wife:u love me? dave:no,i mean yea…i lost… wife:aww shit this dude,lost his job AGAIN,I am done,im packing my bags and leaving…

Dave is on some Fernando bs:

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im out for the night,sleeping with a smile on my face peace lol

Ahhh good day today,went in. the head boss was back!:rofl: this dude had to come back early cuz Dave kept screwing up everything…the food supply was low…i wonder why?I worked a full day today cool.Dave Presents Dave’s Fucking Up:

Phone rings,head boss picks it up and hears Dave on the other end
Head boss:why u didn’t call me earlier?
breif silence
hangs up and says

I gotta go and pick Dave up.I’ll brb.Dave comes in with him,his face is ROCKED!He has 2 black eyes,he looks like how Rocky did after he got beat up.Dave looked like Blanka’s mugshot after he loses a match in SFII.Just all fucked up.He was QUIET today and stayed in the back room doing paper work :rofl:.And on top of that he got demoted…to shift manager :rofl:

then on top of whats on top of that,I spoke with the head boss and he said he won’t put me on the same shifts as Dave anymore…#PUREWIN…I go in tommorow,to see the staring chick…WE GOIN IN!!!

the boss shaped his ass up into next week, what goes around comes around! I wish some of the other bosses in these places would do that to these sorry ass managers that get big headed.

:wow: :wow: :wow: Oh SHIET. Man, You just knew that sooner or later, Dave was gonna get GOT. Why couldn’t he drive himself to work, unless the car got beat up too…

Me? I’m betting on the wife. She probably pulled out the meat tenderizer and went V-Ism super on his ass. He probably called the boss because the cops said NO. :rofl: Yeah, it’s a pretty bad sign when you’re supposed to be in charge and you’ve been put in the back room somewhere doing busy work. :rofl: I hope some of those papers were for another place to work, because even a deaf, dumb, and blind man can see the signs by now. This fool didn’t keep an eye on the food supply? :nono: Might as well have stuck a silver bullet in his heart. No food = no menu = no customers. Even a 5-year-old could figure that much out. Well doc, as far as a “How to” guide for surving at a fast food place goes, this thread is pretty much how I would write it. As far as Saturday goes, you know what to do. Go in and kick ass. You already know their names, and for some reason, I think Dave will be a little less ready to piss people off until he can at least see who he’s talking to.
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…And I STILL say you should hire some big, swole, roid-eating fool to come in and scare Dave. :rofl: “Hey Dave. Tonight. I’m waitin’ on YOU.” :rofl: Who knows? maybe that IS what happened.

-Starhammer-

story around the work place is that Dave got his ass whupped by a 40 something year old black woman and her daughter jumped in and got a few hits.Then after that they made Dave give them free food(which explains the food supply)…this is NOT a GOOD LOOK at all for DAVE,this is a mean L in his life.First how ur going to explain u got ur ass whupped something serious,let alone by a WOMAN.COT DAMN!I wish I was making this all up I really do,lmao.As far as his car goes…his wife probably called him a bitch ass dude and took the car from him.smh at being picked up and not telling the head boss about ur ass whupping.Dave prob got in the car and the head boss looked at him said :wtf: u look just like this,put ur seatbelt on too!:

its funny just a week ago this time Dave really thought he was a straight BOSS.I wouldn’t be surprised if the head manager whupped his ass after THEY whupped his ass today for acting a ass.

Oh HELLZ NAW!!! :rofl: man, please tell me you’re just pulling my leg now. If I were Dave, I’d have to quit. Go live in the wild somewhere until I either became a REAL man that could handle himself in a fight, or just die in peace and silence. Now he got sonned TWICE and of course, the black lady beat him with a purse…LIKE HE WAS A CHILD ACTING UP IN CHURCH!!! :rofl: This why I shouldn’t read SRK sober. I’m feeling all the pain of laughing right now. My ribs won’t be worth shit by tomorrow at this rate. I hope I don’t have much to do in the way of lifting anything. I won’t be doing too well.

-Starhammer-

i wouldve never thought a woman out of all ppl would end up beating his ass,:rofl:.I wouldn’t of even came into work today if I got my ass whupped like that lol.that shit is embarassing,damn i bet hes nervous as shit right now in that store by himself and a few workers.Ppl prob taking turns whupping his ass right about now :coffee:

DAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNN Dave!
Get yo shit together sahn!

I think it’s too late for that. Dave gonna have to retreat this time. I don’t see a way to recover from this one. He should transform and roll out.

-Starhammer-

Guess I wont be going in tommorow…The head Manager told me Dave was going to be in…:cool: but :bluu: at the same time…I need a 2nd job…

Seen the chick that likes me(i guess),said whats up to her she just gazed and smiled at me,said hi.Then when I was on the grill she kept walking from her register over near the grill…back and forth trying to get my attention…didnt notice her lol,wasn’t in that zone today…need a 2nd job…plz fire Dave…peace

get your hustle on and find one, you need to get you a trade, make that good money.

Man, just go ahead and muscle Dave out into the drive thru until rush traffic hits. Nobody will blame you and no court will convict you. Make sure it’s a Dodge truck coming through so that when he gets hit, that ram icon on the hood will get imprinted in his ass. Just for the cops that will show up, sprinkle a happy meal and some crack on him and call it a day.

-Starhammer-

:rofl: I think there going to be keeping a close eye on Dave from now on…