yeah, and if their blood is coagulated and their lungs don’t pump oxygen, they can’t contract their muscles- meaning they shouldn’t be able to move period. don’t over think zombeeziez
and T-Dawg makes $65k an episode. fuck all y’all.
As long as Lori dies, I’m good.
I didn’t think I’d be able to find parents worse than the father in “Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark”. Clearly, I was mistaken, because they sure as fuck exist in this show. Wow. Doesn’t help that they have the silliest son ever.
Let’s recap:
-Carl couldn’t go into the forest by himself, before Rick came, in season 1.
-Carl’s friend gets killed running off into a forest
-Carl gets shot wandering off ahead in a forest
-Carl’s mom almost gets killed by zombies walking out of a forest.
This dumb fuck walks into a forest by himself. He should know that anywhere with a large amount of trees equals: (⌐■_■) “You will not survive” He needs his ass beat.
Sucks about Dale. Not even surprised that he got bodied by one zombie, solo. He has no awareness. Dale couldn’t hear the 1 million zombie march approaching the RV. I do wonder what’s going to happen, now that the voice of reason is gone.
I hope a thousand zombies Phantom Dance Carl if something happens to Darryl, because he took his gun out of his bag without telling him. >:(
So the true enemy is nature?
I guess they have to redo this intro
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Well we all know Moose as total alcoholics. That goes without saying Furious.
I don’t think it’s unrealistic that people are doing stupid stuff in the show, because people do really stupid stuff in real life, especially when no one is watching them.
I do expect survivors of a Zombie Apocalypse should be at least a little more aware of their surroundings, especially if alone. Every rustle in the grass, bird flapping its wings, or rocky thud would have me:
in Alert Mode.
That’s much of the reason why I watch the show.
So my theory is, because all the humans turned into zombies, there was nobody left to pick the apples. Now all the animals eat the apples get totally wasted and pass out, then they wake up to find a zombie chewing through their stomach.
The thing is they walk around like there is nothing that will hurt them. I would think even with stupid people they would be looking around every corner for zombies.
Im still suprised that T-Dog is still alive
1st Attempt: T-Dog.
2nd Attempt: Dale.
3rd Attempt: Glenn.
Suddenly it all makes sense to me why T-Dawg is just never there and in the shadows of the show (pun intended). Since season one, when was the last time you saw a black person? Can’t remember? BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL DEAD. Being the last black person on Earth, T-Dawg has sensed this due to some supernatural link he has as a black person (think of when identical twins sense when the other has died) and has decided to not do shit while he’s at the farm. He’s seen too many horror films and shows to realize that black people always get fucked up… and he’s right to think that. Who were the first people Rick met out of the hospital? Black dad and kid with a dead wife/mom. They’re probably dead by now. Who was the only other black person on the show besides T-Dawg? Old black lady that said FUCK THIS GAY EARTH I DON’T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE and decided to get blown up in an explosion. T-Dawg knows. HE KNOWS. He knows if he gets involved with all these crazy ass white people that can’t even watch a kid when they don’t even have responsibilities like working a job, he’s as good as dead. Best thing to do is just stay hidden and let all the crazy white people do all the work and die before he does.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
He is a black person in a zombie show. That guarantees he has hidden zombie survival knowledge.
I’m waiting for him to pull off his mask and reveal Ving Rhames, but that’s neither here nor there.
I wonder if that gun Carl lost is gonna affect Darrrrah fuck it, he’ll just kill the zombies with his bow/knife/teeth. No problem.
Keep ya head down in a show like this, stay alive. Doing niggas proud everywhere.
Is there anyway I can like this more?
nah, he’ll die in the next episode.
R.I.P. Z.Bo.
Just did the AMC quiz. I got Lori, aka the "Tough Chick"
Although I’m pretty sure that, in reality, I’d be (to quote Spiritjuice), the old black lady that says “fuck this gay earth” :lol:
Damn, that’s even worse than T-DAWG.