The Versus thread SRK ASSEMBLE

buncha superdickridahs in this bitch

Also lol at a nigga talking about bs powers when that is ALL superman is.

A big blue and red f4gg0t

Your right Superman should be banned. I’ll change my team up.

how we dealing with where the battles take place?

edit: some Sandman pics to show why he shouldn’t be allowed

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Sandman > Hell.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ltZFA0iiJXE/Tw9NylasmKI/AAAAAAAAArU/MBjB08__QS4/s1600/Sandman+4-1.png

Etrigan bowing his lowly ass to Dream.

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rhyming15.jpg

Martian Manhunter bowing his lowly ass to Dream. Referring to him by one of his many godly names.

http://cdn.chud.com/0/05/05e512d8_tumblr_l4eexvJuAC1qc0xok.jpeg

The Corinthian, one of MANY MANY MANY beings created by Dream. He fucking slaughters Loki. Eats eyeballs to see the future and people’s memories.

http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/132007.gif

Speed blitz is the dumbest shit ever its meaningless

Gotta change up my list? FFS

Thanos
The Flash (Barry)
Asura
Goku
Redemption Spawn
Bugs bunny

That reminds me. Is Barry Allen even allowed? Considering hes like the god of the Speed Force.

OG Dante V.S. Tameem’s Dante :trollface:

No contest. OG Dante takes it 9 of 10 times…

The 1 is due to Capcom running interference for Dino.

In old 52 Barry wasn’t faster than Wally (who IIRC was faster than light) but Barry could vibrate through shit so I dunno.

This first team list seems kind of weird. How do we judge a classic cartoon character’s power? They basically seem immortal.

the new srk, where versus threads are nerfed because characters are too op.

new team:
jimmy olsen
aunt may
the first person plutonian kills in irredeemable
naruto ramen guy
captain caveman

everyone on my team is simply a distraction from captain caveman beating everybody else’s team to death with a club.

OG Dante based on his feats and magical nature is one of the characters I’d put on a short list to 1 up supes

At the end of the day its all for fun but the goal is to really discuss things and have debatables and close calls.

not 2 people sitting in a thread going

Reality warpers make the rules essentially so really you can attach whatever logic you want to their powerset and make a ludicrous out of character argument

Batman is plot armor incarnate you can essentially use the same dumb arguments that you can with reality warpers invent some dumb shit and say with prep batman would have came up with it.

Superman even in his newest incarnation has the best examples of feats of any superhero and if were being honest here things like thought robot, death of superman, all star superman, and the like prove his plot armor is on the same levels of batman. Its just his plot armor turns into feats because it somehow becomes a new power or some shit.

Deathnote and TOAA need no explanation if you know who/what they are

I’m sure more will pop up and we can have crazy discussions about ridiculously OP characters in the following weeks if thats what people want I just kinda hope you see where I’m coming from being happy with the banhammer

I kinda hope we get the rules locked in by tomorrow and teams and participants locked in by friday

I still gotta think of a suitable replacement for supes -_-

@joshkaz since this is in a neutral universe speed force wouldnt come into play I do know for a time though that the flashes did not have access to the speed force so I would look for those scans and see what they are capable of without it (which is still alot iirc)

Hmm, I may as well try this as my team, for now…dunno what the rule is on first come first serve, if I gotta replace anybody on my team, lemme know:

Thanos

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http://i916.photobucket.com/albums/ad9/ThorOdinson/Thanos0610.jpg

Matter-Eater Lad:

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http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/5/56088/1323372-tenzil.jpg

The Mask:

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Kirby:

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http://a.images.blip.tv/Normcaruso-TheGamingHistorianKirby933.jpg

Jack Rakan:

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http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130730223251/powerlisting/images/6/65/Jack_Rakan_Motivational_2.jpg

Peter Griffin:

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http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/299/f/1/peter_griffin_hurts_his_knee__animation__by_blutendertod-d5j13kq.gif

get on my level

Well after much thought wonder woman’s replacing supes the team is better for it now because ww unlike Clark WILL kill you

Ok rules are a lock

And dupes are cool but whatever character you share with another person isn’t taken into account when debating who has the better team

Bender Solos

lol fuck no

most of my team’s strategy involves trying to eat you, and likely gain your powers. Besides, Bender would just fall in love with Jack.

But how do they negate Witch Time?

by eating it, or entire regions of space.

Mask moves faster than light anyways.

Jack Rakan owns pretty much any character here, to be brutally honest. How you gonna deal with infinite weapons of any type and size? How you gonna stop a guy who destroyed a universe just through sheer willpower? How you stopping a guy who has hand to hand combat skills so lethal, that it’s considered a form of suicide, to fight him? How you gonna stop a guy who is surrounded by a wall of Ki at all times, making him indestructable, all while also have insane magic power as a backup, in addition to his incredible super strength, and abilities to teleport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU518SE3hUI

You forgot his greatest feat:

He brought himself back into existence because he felt like it.

Jack’s so OP, even the other characters in his universe acknowledge he is probably broken.

Eating witch time… ok…

how do you ftl when your frozen?

I’m not going to deal with any weapons of any size cause times gonna get frozen and benders gonna turn you into beer

I’d have to see a scan to understand what you mean here, If a universe can just be thought away I’d argue the universe itself is weak or unstable

even without her OP kit I’d put WW as the greatest H2H fighter ever the only character I’d put on that level is Thor. When your raised as a warrior fighting the toughest monsters and other equally skilled warriors for millennia upon millennia. As we all know experience is top dog when it comes to combat knowledge