The Street Fighter V Lounge: Tron Bonne rumored as DLC

It makes America great again.

I mean anyone dying to drug abuse is a tragic.

But a thick chick having their body turned into the body of a 12 year old boy due to drugs is a catastrophe.

So now that Chun looks likes a hooped ring hoochie mama and Ryu looks like a 80’s thug can we officially start having real Street Fights?

Ryu

“Hoe I know you been doin’ shit on de low! Don’t make me have to use the pimp hand! You know what my jab will do!”

Chun

“Pffffft migga you ain’t gonna do shit! Yeah I fucked Rashid cuz he a real migga. You a two pump chump with a lil azan dick! Me and Shid been doin the Spinning Mixer since we got back together last month!”

Ryu

“AAAAH HELL NAW! Bitch you bess beliy you ain’t walking outa huur with yo teeth intact! Bout to run up on dis Rashid migga with my migga Rog and show this migga a whole new world, shiet!”

Chun

“hahahahaha migga you ain’t gone do shit witch yo bitch ass!”

Ryu
"Bitch wha you say?! Oh shit ima about too…"

ROUND 1 FIGHT!!!

[X Gon Give It To You starts playing]

I love that they think Capcom are potentially planting red herrings for data miners when they don’t even know how to make the game properly.

“Dave are you working on getting the battleounge up and running and the CFN stats?”

“No Barry, I’m building stages and putting bits of code in so we can fool the players, it’ll be so funny”

X-Kira found Mika’s stage in the files:

Edit: I found the pic in his facebook and it was actually posted there Sep 1st, so it’s not related to the new update. My apologies.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/7RIuxMq.png

What about a chick that was already skinny, unattractive, flatchested, trashy hair, acne covered having her body destroyed by drugs? Is that like a double catastrophe? Or does she just classify as a " normal bimbo who was already heading down that path anyways. " Kappa

Isn’t that the wrestling ring from the story mode

Not sure, but if it is then maybe other stages from the Story Mode will eventually going to become available.

Wait, so if Lupe’s opponent can’t make it to Canada Cup, does that mean Lupe isn’t going anymore either? Surely they can just make him fight someone else. lol

It is the place where Alex and Laura face Mika and Zangief. The ring looks a little too small in that image to be a full fledged stage IMO but if xKirax is posting about it…

This is the whitest shit I’ve heard all day, I thought everyone was black here?, and we both know no one would fuck with Rashid, Chun would want a real man, Urien

Urien doesn’t give a shit about pussy man.

People complain about Ryu’s costume but SF4 wasn’t really better in that respect:

Yo fuck Red Bull for real son.
I just noticed those are labeled “Red Bull BC One”… you mean there’s more coming down the pipeline?! GTFO!

Crips Ryu was pretty legit.

Which “great”? The one where I have to sit at the back of the bus or the one where I’m forced to pick cotton?

Good shit @Windalfr ending that shit with a perfect. That Alex is heart attack inducing.

Actually it was posted in the Eventhubs topic about the new Dan Dojo by a user saying he found it on X-Kira’s twitter. I found out his twitter and facebook to confirm it was from him and don’t find that pic. It looks cool but now I’m in doubt.

EDIT: I found it. It was actually posted on Sep 1st. So it’s not new info that he had found.

God damn migga you went there lmao