Jeez I must be bored:

Fuck Kolin because shes like russian or something and I’ve never had Russian poon that I know of. Seems like she’d be decent in the sack because villain and stuff as well.

Kill Sakura. High school girls do absolutely nothing for me.

Marry laura aka Bonita. Nice ass and titties, mixed Brazilian so probably a Demon in the sack, and she can cook that good ol brazilian/ Portuguese food… so what’s not to like? Definite waifu material.

The canon says Urien likes to send money to Kolin so she can fly to Dubai. When she lands all of the Illuminati higher-ups and high profile Shieks piss and poop on her. That’s why she’s so cold hearted.

Poor thing.

Everyone on this forum plays Kolin, has a pocket Laura and I’m betting they’re going to play Sakura.

Also those were the first three that came to my head.

Am I the only one that knew the answer to this question when I saw Dime’s avatar?

There’s the immaturity.

Fuck Laura. She’s an air-head that happens to be beautiful and is built perfectly. The perfect girl to just…fuck. I wouldn’t want to hear her yapping on a daily basis, which is something that would be a given if she were wifey.

It pains me to say this, but Kill Sakura. I don’t deserve her innocence. Ryu does.

Kolin is wifey. I imagine whenever it’s hot, all you’d need to do is put your face near her pussy to cool off. That shit would probably turn you into ice. Fuck an air conditioner when you have your own personal ice dispenser that’s sexy as fuck with a juicy ass.

You know the hate is real when people take a response meme that should have been responded with 2 words and turn it into a full explanation

I hope Capcom buffs Laura in S2

Did somebody say opinionated tierlist?

Sim vs:

Ryu 6-4
Chun 5.5-4.5
Ken 5-5
Bison 4-6
Nash 6-4
Birdie 5-5
R.mika 4-6
Laura 4-6
Rashid 3-7
Zangief 6-4
Cammy 4.5-5.5
Karin 5-5
Necalli 4-6
Vega 4-6
FANG 5-5
Alex 5.5-4.5
Guile 5.5-4.5
Ibuki 3.5-6.5
Balrog 3.5-6.5
Urien 4-6
Akuma 5-5
Kolin 5-5
Ed 6-4
Abigail 5-5 (damage, counterpokes, unga)
Menat 5-5
Zeku (old) 5-5
Zeku (young) 4.5-5.5

IMO, Sim has 13 even MU’s (this includes any .5 matches), 4 adventageous MU’s, and 9 disadvantageous MU’s.

Eh?

@LordWilliam1234
Put me in coach! Unless it’s too laggy for you. Then we good.

A young daemos in the making.

fuck you

thats what fang did with you :bee:

Invite sent

I didn’t get it. Shoot again?

Laura, Sakura, Kolin

I don’t want to fuck/marry a cult chick
Laura is a thot
Sakura would be chill. On the downside I’d have to hang out with Blanka if I marry Sakura.

Edit: wait Blanka could be our family pet

Connection’s good. How about on your end?

Froztey’s voice is priceless
"this foggin bastard"

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I still hang myself against solid defense…