Oh do tell, how would you build a PC that’s equal in performance to the next-gen consoles without spending that kind of money?
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I’ve had an incredibly slow day so I watched.
Was thinking “that isn’t enough sauce-”
Then my thought was interrupted by 14 pounds of what looks like canned chicken that this man piles on, followed by bagged mayo or some shit.
Three jalapenos for garnish. The fuck is going on here?
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From the specs I know, my PC is already a step ahead, I should be fine for the next 4 or so years, before I have to upgrade.
And it was just 900 for me.
Yeah buhu thats 400 more than a console.
Buhu I won’t have to pay 50€ each year to be allowed to play online.
Ain’t hard to build a strong machine and Consoles aren’t worth it for the first years anyway.
Unless it’s a Nintendo console.
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What exactly are the new consoles bringing?
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Silly Tubb, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Did you notice that when he tossed the dough upward he tore a fist-sized hole in it? Did you notice that orange “tomato” (?) sauce?
The “bagged mayo” is actually the cheapest kind of “bagged cheese.”
Watch how he throws a whole ass log and literal random garbage at the oven, which isn’t even built correctly.
In fact, rewatch the whole thing, it gets worse every time you watch it because you notice even more stuff, like him stabbing the pizza with a paint scrapper to cut it. 
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In Ubisofts case 30fps apparently
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Bullshit, you would need to build around a 2080ti + a 300 dollar cpu to have higher specs than the Series X, and even the 2080ti alone would set you back more than 900, never mind the casing, motherboard, etc.
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“Holy shit dem graphics!”
No, really, that’s the selling point this time. 4k. Also, SSD’s.
Are there any price tags out for them yet, because seriously, I know it’s a meme that consoles are pretty much obliterated tech-wise by PC’s, but this is just silly at this point.
Good exclusives sell consoles, it’s the unique gameplay that actually draws players. This is why Nintendo has been dunking on Sony and MS sales-wise since the Wii. 
I really don’t get their niche anymore.
I assumed it was vodka sauce…
Which isn’t usually on a pizza, but could be good.
He fixed that ouchie, sort of. But the fuck was the shredded stuff? I’m worried
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Cry me a river green ape.
I know how to build a PC.
I don’t degrade myself to console pesantry to get the things I always had on PC and 30fps for 90% of my games.
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My friends cousins dad works at Sony and word is it’s gonna come with a blowjob machine compatible with psvr.
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Ah the cyberpunk 2077 edition?
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Coincides with genital customization coming in Cyber Punk.
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Can’t wait to have one testicle so I can be divinely questioning.
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Looks like that meme can be shelved at least until the next-gen of GPUs is released:
“Rayner and his team showed Microsoft Gears 5 running on the Xbox Series X using the same Ultra settings usually reserved for the PC version. This version of the game also includes higher texture resolutions, higher-resolution volumetric fog, and 50% higher particle count than the PC Ultra specs.”
Keep in mind, this was an unoptimized port. Even if the specs of the Series X are a bit under the best PC build you can purchase right now, console optimization will ensure they will still run better.
Fact-checking is not your thing, is it? The PS4 has sold more than the Wii; it has sold more than the Wii U and the Switch combined. What’s a ‘good’ exclusive may be more subjective, but nobody with half a brain would dispute that PS4 has more ‘good’ exclusives than the Switch.
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Then explain how you got hold of a 2080ti for under 900. I’m all ears.
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Cooked chicken breast.
Now that’s fairly common here, obviously not putting 3 whole chicken’s-worth of them in a single pizza.
Your mileage may vary on whether or not that’s great, meh or heresy.
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mk11
two things i fought for forever in a million videos
kotal choosing what side his command grab winds up on - I got that eventually
Shao kahn f34 special cancelable - I never got that for over a year now… until today
IM FREAKING HYPEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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