The ST Lounge 2.360

DNGR_S_PAPERCUT · May 8, 2012, 9:33am

That jam be bumping yo.

Soto · May 8, 2012, 9:37am

finally page 7, loOl $50

Pasky · May 8, 2012, 4:28pm

10 hours for your pleasure, 14 hours too short if you ask me.

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djfrijoles · May 9, 2012, 11:05am

gather around boys and girls cause iyts time for djfrijloles story time again !

tonights subject is about my first experince with sf2 back in the good ol days !°

ok right now i cant really rememebr tht good causae i git abut half a bottle of cptn morgan in me but i thin k it a<blout 1992. super nintendo and genesis are the systems out about this time with ultra 64 as a futer point to look forward to ( lol ) land niggas was STILL bumoping the humpty dance lol

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ooking back, I acn remember some of the happiest times of my life around this time. My first time seeing world warrior is something ill never forget. Back then you were used to seeing the AI in games do shit that you as a player could never do.

Rewind back to high school. Its almost 3 o clock and im talking to my homie gerald ( he was a black guy and named gerald and he liked to play dungeons and dragons with me and my homie manual diaz at lunch time while we ate our taco salads in high school lol…go figure lol ) and we set up a play date ( lmao ) for later that day after school. He had a super nintendo so i was supposed to go to the projects where he lived and we were gonna play on his super nintyendo.

I walk into the projects and there is like 1111718156563687467 black people lol. I(m wqaling around ooking for my homie gerald so we can play video games but im the only mexican in the apartment complex lol.

i finally meet him and we head to his pad where he lived with his mamma and 5 brothers. ( blk ppl always call their moms mamma) mexicans call theor moms “ma” or “ama” lol )

we go to his crib and we start playing F-zero. we racing our asses off right and his talk starts rubbing off on me lol. by the end of the day i was saying “yea im “FINNA” fuck you up” lmao.

we atlked about nintendo power magazine, bitches we liked in school and how we hated to run cross country once a week in P.E. lol. ( back then i was a little fat mexican and I would always come in last lol. Everyone would be already sitting down andresting while I would finally finish the corss country run and i would walk all sweaty to my spot where everyone would be watching me come in lol ( good times )

Little did I know that in just two more years I would discover meth and my life would forever be flipped upsidedown

so the plan was that i would kick it at his house and when i wqas ready to go home i would call my mom to come pick me up.

( hahahah my mom was divorced fro my dad at the time so all she could afford was a ford pinto and it was TURQUOIS LOL [SIZE=4])[/SIZE]

Gawd I had to ride to high school in th<at pinto lol. I hated that fucking pinto with a passionlol. I would tell my mom to leave me a block before we got to san gorgonio high school and I would walk the rest of the way lol. Looking back Im so proud of my mom !

anyways the day is over rightand my mom was supposed to pick me up at the circle k right by my homies geralds house so he walks me to the circle k…

I use the ay phoine and call my mom to come pick me up " ama ya ven por mi. ya me quiero ir" jajajajajjajaja

i hang up right and we go into the circle k to wait for my momz… during this time you could find arcade cabs ( american woodys ) ANYWHERE ! Im talking liquor stores, vhs video rental stores, malls, movie thearters, laundry mats,bowling alleys, carnivals, pool halls, mecchanical ride parks like castle park, pharoes lost kingdom and camelot, and of course arcades which were all overn the place…

we go in and woouldnt you know it…

sf2 world warrior…

someone was playing and it was on the chiun li stage. please keep in mind that during this time, consoles sucked arcade cabs BALLS when it came to graphics and sound so, it was like something beyond your reach to be able to polay such high leb}vels of games if you were not from a rich or well off family…

my mind was fucking blown…

my homie gerald was already up on game on ww right lol so i start asking him questions expecting the worst.

djfrijoles: you cant use that bitch right ?
gerald: yea you can use her !
djfrijoles: what ?! but you cant do all that shit she does right like that upside down floating kicks right ?
gerald: yea you can do everything you see!
djfrijoles: wait what the fuck ???!!!

from that point on, nothing can compare to the “MAGIC” you felt ( all jokes the fuck aside, maghic is the only word ican use to describe that feeling ) whe you went from mall to mall, arcade to arcade, whever the fuck to wherever the fuck loking for competition and having the locals from each place ell you abouty the best in that certain place and then playing that person !

and of course every now and then you would over heard someone talking…

"yea hes good but he cant beat “TOMO”

then you woul}d start to hear “tomo” moere and more but, where i lived, you could never put a face to the name so you wrote it off as just rumors like chun li throwing her braclets or shen long lol…

in my oocal arce the cream of the crop were 2 little stuck up faggit brothers named squeaky and chan ( yea im still salty lol )

squeaky was laways tryin to sell girbauld pants pnats lol and chan was a skinny fucking nerd lol

niggas was rocking at this time:

doc martins

cross colours gear

and hyper color shirts

also around this time you could always find someone in the mall staring at a magiceye LMAO

:::::INSTRUCTIONS::::
[INDENT=1]Magic Eye images may be easier to see if viewed on paper rather than a computer screen. If possible, print this image and follow the instructions below. (You don’t need to print in color.)[/INDENT]
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Hold the center of the printed image right up to your nose. It should be blurry. Focus as though you are looking through the image into the distance. Very slowly move the image away from your face until the two squares above the image turn into three squares. If you see four squares, move the image farther away from your face until you see three squares. If you see one or two squares, start over!
When you clearly see three squares, hold the page still, and the hidden image will magically appear. Once you perceive the hidden image and depth, you can look around the entire 3D image. The longer you look, the clearer the illusion becomes. The farther away you hold the page, the deeper it becomes. Good Luck!)))))))))))))))))))

also around this time, asian gangs had just sprouted and were growing fast as fuck…

in my area you had TRG…

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and abz…

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around this time, everyhone and THIER MOMMA was a ganster. Im not sure but i think by this time, the mexican mafia had already put a stop to drive by’s but gangs and gangter rap were in full effect.

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anyways. theese asian gang fools played sf2… and let me tell you, these mutyher fuckres were the best !!!

Duc Do in the House!

and that little nigga named DJTeddy Eddy too ( he played at the inland center mall more though )

( disclaimer: duc removed his trg tattoo and doesnt want to be associated with them anymore plus I doubt he even remembers me anymore lol )

the worst of all the asian gangs was yet to come though…later this happened and all hell borke loose…

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now this shit was all over the fukin news. anywhere you turned, channel 13, channel 11, channel 7 channel 5, they were showing this shit.

somehow, i swear, this made asian gangs GROW. after this video you could see asian gang members EVERYWHERE. especial in arcades lol. these niggas like killing…and playing sf2 lol.

no joke, i was scared to beat these niggas lol. Oh and you for sure didnt want to tick one of these niggas cauyse you KNEW they were strapped. people laugyh now a days about ppl that complain about tick throwing but back then, it was a cali county wide rule ! I could go anywhere from santa ana, san bernardino, riverside, yucaipa, montclair, la puente, any the fuck where… you were not allowed to tick throw lol.

SF2 was some serious shit cause it was a game for young people and, young people didnt have unlimited money. This is why niggas cane up with nailing a hole through a quarter and tie a string to your quarter lol

now I dont condine this now a days but back in the day 5this was da shit lol !

it wssnt easy to do either! I remember try9ing it a few times and going beyond the point where it lets you get your quarter back and fucking up and----------------------------not even getting ONE crdit LOL

but if you were able to pull it off yhou had enough credits to bgeat CE witn whatever character you wanted ( lol causwe ppl onlyu played ryu/kwn/guile/sim/and gief in my area lol. )

anyways…im tor fucked up tio keeep going so i gotta kut this short. if i offended anybody at any time during my mtime here I apologive. sometimes i go to far all for laughs lol. i dont nkow when to wuit sometims lol. my bad. I apologize.

hoope you guys enjoyesd my stoprie…

edit:

shout out to niel , edit how can i forget kyouya, bighomie dngrs ( that striaght G ) poopasi, shot9s all day, afri legends, STp, Hater, sav, neoray, kush, sam, ganelon, pasky, roy, omen, muc, cvital,marsgiati, Techmonkey,
kuro,bookah,cigar girl, edit♥SOTO♥edit, eltrouble, MILLER TIME!°!! and anyone one else I forgot.

forgot.

djfrijoles · May 9, 2012, 11:14am

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djfrijoles · May 9, 2012, 11:47am

[02:45:16 a.m.] djfrijoles: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
[02:45:19 a.m.] djfrijoles: MY ISON IS LIKE
[02:45:22 a.m.] djfrijoles: 30 FPS
[02:45:26 a.m.] djfrijoles: LLOLOLOOLOL
[02:45:27 a.m.] djfrijoles: JAJAJAJAJJA
[02:45:36 a.m.] Neil Atkin: ison?
[02:45:39 a.m.] djfrijoles: EVERYTHING IS CHOPPY
[02:45:48 a.m.] djfrijoles: VIDION
[02:45:49 a.m.] Neil Atkin: the hell are you talking about
[02:45:54 a.m.] djfrijoles: JAJAJAJAJ
[02:45:55 a.m.] Neil Atkin: video?
[02:45:59 a.m.] djfrijoles: VISON
[02:46:03 a.m.] Neil Atkin: lol
[02:46:05 a.m.] djfrijoles: GOT DAMI
[02:46:09 a.m.] Neil Atkin: you are far to drunk
[02:46:10 a.m.] djfrijoles: VISOIN
[02:46:16 a.m.] djfrijoles: VISION

Soto · May 9, 2012, 11:57am

This one Top the others do i have to be a premium srk memba to give 3 likes, btw the faggit borthers know about boots.
[spoiler]damm i never get the shoutout!![/spoiler]

djfrijoles · May 9, 2012, 7:13pm

NOW WITH AUDIOP

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DNGR_S_PAPERCUT · May 9, 2012, 9:29pm

Any story with cross colors is ok in my book.

eltrouble · May 9, 2012, 9:34pm

God I love djbean’s drunken posts.

moocus · May 10, 2012, 12:32am

i want to be your friend irl

eltrouble · May 10, 2012, 12:52am

I remember doing that ‘string through a quarter’ trick as a kid. Took awhile to get the hang of doing it though. Asians took that game WAY too seriously in those days, lol. It’s funny how we’ve gone from shooting and stabbings over a game of SF2, to playing shit like DDR and Beatmania.

And for those of you who can’t figure out that Magic Eye thing (I’m top tier at Magic Eye)

Spoiler

It’s a fucking pair of roller blades

Fudd · May 10, 2012, 1:03am

Goddamn, that post is enormous. But I somehow still enjoyed it even if it was through the narration of drunken, old DJF.

I just have one question, though. I’m really hoping you can help me solve this since it’s been bugging me for a long time.

Regarding Mexican gangstahood, what’s the deal with homies wearing the checkered long-sleeve shirts and only buttoning the very top button? Please, explain that shit to me.
Hell, while we’re at it, I got one more: I asked grahf this same question at Season’s Beatings like two years ago, but I forgot exactly what he said (it was funny, though).

What’s with Latina women calling their man papi during sex? I know this correlates to the idea of who’s-your-daddy, but don’t quite get that shit either.

Enlighten us with your drunken revelations, djfrioles.

DNGR_S_PAPERCUT · May 10, 2012, 2:10am

No way, he’s my friend. Go find your own Mexican.

moocus · May 10, 2012, 2:56am

there’s always room for a some white chocolate

papasi · May 10, 2012, 3:02am

We need a top player interview with djfrijoles.

wait, he already did half of it by himself lol.

stop drinking foo!

JED07 · May 10, 2012, 4:01am

Wow, that was epic.

TheBastard · May 10, 2012, 5:11am

The master of hawk djfrijoles has reached a new lvl: djsako

Ganelon · May 10, 2012, 5:41am

Amen, cheers to old times.

F-A-M-I-L-Y_Man · May 10, 2012, 4:21pm

When djfrijoles gets high twice, he gets refried. Has anyone made that joke yet?