The SRK Science Thread 2.0

Vsauce did a time travel explanation vid

Spoiler

April fools

We have night vision! http://mic.com/articles/113740/a-team-of-biohackers-has-figured-out-how-to-inject-your-eyeballs-with-night-vision
**A Team of Biohackers Has Figured Out How to Inject Your Eyeballs With Night Vision **

Good, were starting to make Fremen. Need to work on the hue but I’d say that’s a solid start.

People that identify themselves as a ‘biohacker’ have a 100% chance of being out of their minds. In a good way, but seriously I can’t imagine the risks that go into some of the shit they do to themselves.

Cool, so initial trials for temporary night vision eye “drops” (more like injections) meets with success.

Sounds like they did a good science experiment.

**30 Year Old Russian To Become First Head Transplant Patient **
Read full article here - http://www.sciencealert.com/world-s-first-head-transplant-volunteer-could-experience-something-worse-than-death

At first I was really intrigued then when they start talking about how Spiridonov might lose his mind it all sounds quite horrific.

Gender equality in the workplace is the new political rally cry. Does it ring hollow? Scientists stand uniquely qualified to address this claim in their own field. Leveraging an empiricist training, nerdynerds at the Cornell Institute for Women in Science set out to confirm/refute the charge of sexism as an antagonist of gender equality in the sciences. Data supports strong sexist bias in favor of women.
Results published via PNAS.
hahaa

so is anything happening with quantum computing? When will it be in my next macbook? How fast can I download porn with it?

Joe Rogan had Aubrey de Grey on his podcast talking about his progress in the field of life extension. Really interesting episode really worth listening too. Gandalf goes through all the different theories of life extension, then explains why he feels his route is the best chance (healing factor like mechanism).

if you think about it, we already sorta have shit beyond Star Trek technology. our cell phones surpass their Enterprise communicators
so soon we’ll have an even better warp drive.
just my opinion.

Lol, this was saved from before.

Quantum computers won’t have much to do with downloading porn faster.

Short answer is, not really. IBM made major advances, but don’t count on it for 10+ years in your personal computer.

Edit:
That “warp drive” is not a warp drive. It’s an experiment some dedicated NASA contractors are attempting to repeat and verify.
It’s not peer reviewed, it’s not up for publishing yet.

They’ve removed some variables recently by running it in a vacuum, but there are many other variables they need to remove before they confirm it’s not their experiment setup.

When the left hand does not know what the right hand is doing

Quite a few scientists have been theorizing that animal and bacteria cell symbiosis are so closely linked that native bacteria should be treated as indistinguishable from normal cells in terms of function. Our gut bacteria is responsible for maintaining wellness in the brain and enhancing our immune response, so I don’t see this as such as grand leap.

I knew my toaster was under attack.
no one believed me.

till now.

Still working on shit that folks at home should be worried about but they’re still failing at developing anything that effectively targets terrorists out in the desert.

Toasters are the real terrorist. They obviously want to burn our buns, so we must stop them.

We’ve spent the last 10 years fighting in the desert, the A10 Warthog has been beasting all over Afganistan and Iraq and the US military decides to replace all of their planes (including the A10) with some overpriced piece of shit that is supposedly going to do ground support, dogfighting and bombing (F35). This is of course going to be a massive fucking failure. Airforce brass wants fancy new toys, they never want anything practical. Honestly updating the A10 should have been the first priority considering what our needs are.

you think that’s bad, I’ve got worse news.

samurai robots in the process of development.

the end is near folks.

I see no point in teaching robots how to swing katanas unless your objective is seeing the inevitable enslavement of mankind being brought about at an even faster pace.
smh.

http://www.sciencealert.com/researchers-predict-the-existence-of-a-liquid-that-s-as-flat-as-graphene

Researchers predict the existence of a liquid that’s as flat as graphene
Two-dimensional liquid gold could exist.

http://www.sciencealert.com/images/articles/Graphene-web_320.jpg

http://news.yahoo.com/study-bones-south-african-cave-reveal-human-relative-085624827.html#

[Size=12] The astonishing village where little girls turn into boys at 12 [\size]

Just when I thought I’ve heard it all, such a fascinating mutation. In 100 more generations they could easily become an evolutionary offshoot if left isolated.

STOP EATING ALL THE GALAXY ALL AT ONCE AND YOU WOULDN’T BE SO GODDAMN FAT!