Its a shit tabloid, the story is all made up to drum up fear, and more readers
Shan yu was a general
John smith was a colonizer
Flynn rider was a thief
Aladdin is a streetnrat
How is Eric a coward when he crashed a ship into a giant Sea Bitch risking his life in the process?
Only two people on that picture are actual princes and they are both on the Disney side lol.
He couldn’t kiss a read head mute girl despite the whole musical number
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I would be trippin if a bunch of random river wildlife started to coerce me into making out with a mute chick while on a boat ride
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Yea Lantos on point, how do you focus on the girl when the entire river wild life is belting out a tune?
That shit ain’t normal.
Also he got Sabotaged!!!
I’d have been smashin’
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Not to mention Ariel was 16 at the time.
I SWORE SHE WAS 18 KING TRITON!
Funny thing is Disney aged up most all of the princesses from the ages in the original stories
The mermaid was 15 in the original story written by Hans Christian Andersen.
Bruh, Jasmine is only 15??
Oh boy… 
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What bothers me is why is Jasmine the shortest?
Man, snow white is short. Jasmine is midget status. Dont remember her being a midget in the movie doe. Maybe they were all midgets and thats why I never noticed.
Bitch is even shorter than she looks in that picture…she’s floating above the ground not standing on it.
Lmfao she’s a damn hobbit
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Actually Snow White the shortest, they just have Jasmine lower on the image.
Funny thing is Snow White in the original folk tales is about 8, Pocahontas is about 8 to 10 (and she was a “nudist”), and the Princess of the original Aladdin is also about 8. They all got aged up by Disney.
Wow…that kinda fucks up my perception of the Disney movies.
Disney both heavily censors and sanitize fairytales as well as fucks up and shits over the story.
They heavily whitewash Pocahontas and made something of that that it was not.
But the original stories are quiet dark and gruesome.
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I think we’re pretty OK with them sanatizing the stories. Not sure I wanna hear about the 12 year old marrying the 18-20 sumtin
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Its more like the 8 year old marrying a 50 something 