The SRK Lounge 4.0. Ain't nothin' changed

AkumaTX · 2011-01-07T12:31:30.000Z

4neqs:

five months ago? Pretty sure the no techroll, button layout (and the fact that it’s not mvc2 in general) and the roster choices (thanks to leaks) have people up in arms already.

3d

The_Damned · 2011-01-07T12:35:14.000Z

Ugh. Why do I feel like I’m forgetting to do a bunch of things…?

Azrael:

I think 4neqs? had me quoted on SRK’s complaining nature for SF4. Here’s my MvC3 take on it - They could include an option where Morrigan steps out of the TV and gives everyone blowjobs, and people would complain that it wasn’t Mega Man.

Man, what is with you and pedophilia-related posts lately?

You’ve been in Japan a bit too long, haven’t you?

(And, yes, 4neqs has quoted you, though equally hilarious is that the quotation still has a question mark in his signature since he’s not sure you originally said it.)

maxx · 2011-01-07T12:35:31.000Z

arcticninja:

If someone invented a machine who’s sole function is to spit out free cash and all you had to do was push two buttons, people would complain about having to push two buttons.

thats a valid argument lol…why have any buttons?

ckrazy · 2011-01-07T12:36:25.000Z

Azrael:

I think 4neqs? had me quoted on SRK’s complaining nature for SF4. Here’s my MvC3 take on it - They could include an option where Morrigan steps out of the TV and gives everyone blowjobs, and people would complain that it wasn’t Mega Man.

Kzoh would complain for the fact that Morrigan isn’t black.

goodm0urning · 2011-01-07T12:37:50.000Z

From what I understand, trying minors as adults is ineffective at combating violent crime. It’s basically political theater.

But people will buy into anything that lets them feel like there’s a way to control the randomness of a cold, indifferent universe. Some people are just plain fucking crazy.

Silentness · 2011-01-07T12:39:41.000Z

Pertho:

Everybody on SRK is black unless otherwise proven.

If you guys want a wasteland, go to the MvC3 forums. Its like the land that intellect forgot. I’m pretty sure that '11 is going to be worse for SRK than 09 and 10 combined since a lot of new people are going to dive head first into an unforgiving game. .

The irony is killing me. I remember everyone saying go to the SFIV forums back when it first came out to see mentally challenged posters.

Azrael · 2011-01-07T12:53:04.000Z

Wasn’t it Dave Chappelle who had the bit about a 14 year old knowing the difference between right and wrong? Kids are still developing and sure they will push buttons when they can, but I do feel like they should have a basic understanding of what they are doing. I always knew where my boundaries where.

The_Damned:

Man, what is with you and pedophilia-related posts lately?

Does Mega Man count? I mean, he is a man…er…robot.

The_Damned · 2011-01-07T13:01:59.000Z

Ugh. This is nagging me now.

Also, there’s a Airplane! II? I…don’t know why I’m surprised.

Azrael:

Does Mega Man count? I mean, he is a man…er…robot.

Who looks, acts, and sounds like a little boy of eight years or so.

If we’re going to try to excuse acts of pedophilia (for some reason), remember there’s always Dizzy. (Also, technically, Rachel Alucard and several other “looks like a child but is really 700 years old” characters.)

Also, your example is kind of fucked up because Morrigan’s a succubus. Now, if you had said Trish or something…

maxx · 2011-01-07T13:02:22.000Z

Azrael:

Wasn’t it Dave Chappelle who had the bit about a 14 year old knowing the difference between right and wrong? Kids are still developing and sure they will push buttons when they can, but I do feel like they should have a basic understanding of what they are doing. I always knew where my boundaries where.

kids do…i did. and i feel like with all this tech floating around…they have developed alot more quickly than we did as kids. so much access to info now…im not saying their not gonna be kids and totally understand all their actions. but i do feel on a whole…they grasp concepts alot earlier than when i was a child because they can understand it by looking it up.

like when i was a kid…sex was basically a rumor, as a kindergartner we talked about it…but we really had no idea what it was. i saw it on cable with real sex…but i had no context to truly what i was seeing. but kids can easily look it up online and have a whole range of explanations

ckrazy · 2011-01-07T13:02:32.000Z

Azrael:

Wasn’t it Dave Chappelle who had the bit about a 14 year old knowing the difference between right and wrong? Kids are still developing and sure they will push buttons when they can, but I do feel like they should have a basic understanding of what they are doing. I always knew where my boundaries where.

Does Mega Man count? I mean, he is a man…er…robot.

His skit was on what we as in Americans consider of 14.

Some consider 14 as too young, and same consider them as old enough from knowing right and wrong.

His examples were Elizabeth Smart who was kidnapped close to her home but was too fucking stupid to figure out how to escape and get home. There were also the girls that R.Kelly pissed on and people were saying they were still too young to know what was going on (total bull shit how you not know you getting peed on?).

Then again there was a 14 year old black kid that accidentally killed a friend while doing a wrestling move (pile driver), but was trialed as an adult.

So as you can see with the first two examples people consider that 14 was too young to know what was going on, but with the kid that killed his friends they consider he knew what he was doing so they hit him with murder.

maxx · 2011-01-07T13:04:27.000Z

ckrazy:

His skit was on what we as in Americans consider of 14.

Some consider 14 as too young, and same consider them as old enough from knowing right and wrong.

His examples were Elizabeth Smart who was kidnapped close to her home but was too fucking stupid to figure out how to escape and get home and the girls that R.Kelly piss on saying they were still too young to know what was going on (total bull shit how you not know you getting pee on?).

Then again there was a 14 year old black kid that accidentally killed a friend while doing a wrestling move (pile driver), but was trialed as an adult.

to add to this he compared emily smart to the black girl who got no tv coverage but figured out how to escape from where she was kidnapped and told the officers who did it.

The_Damned · 2011-01-07T13:11:32.000Z

I honestly can’t recall if I’ve ever watched an entire episode of Dave Chappelle’s show when it was on. I know it was popular back when it was on in high school, but that’s far as much as I remember about it besides the Wayne Brady skit.

Ad EDIT: looks at the ad for a Gantz movie on Jan. 20th at the top of his screen

The fuck?

ckrazy:

His skit was on what we as in Americans consider of 14.

stuff

That seems more like it shows America’s sexist double standards rather than America’s iffy ageism i.e. women are idiotic children and treated as such by social and judicial standards. Compare this to men, who should be hyper-competent, stoic and always in-charge because Death help them if they fuck up, for which they will be forever ridiculed and tried to the fullest extent of the law (unless they have money).

Weeks · 2011-01-07T14:06:17.000Z

hey thurst why didn’t you tell me korea was effin cold
snow everywhere in seoul. i dunno why i thought it was like tropical here

SWBeta · 2011-01-07T14:09:56.000Z

The_Damned:

(Also, technically, Rachel Alucard and several other “looks like a child but is really 700 years old” characters.)

More like 59000 something years old. I remember this because it was such a random and high fucking number.

blackjack223 · 2011-01-07T14:34:08.000Z

The_Epidemic:

I just got *Catch me if you can *and Predator today before i got home.

At first glance, I thought you said you got To Catch a Predator on Blu-Ray. Something tells me that would sell like hotcakes if MSNBC decided sale those.

Warpticon · 2011-01-07T15:27:36.000Z

The_Damned:

Also, your example is kind of fucked up because Morrigan’s a succubus. Now, if you had said Trish or something…

That’s how you know she gives the best blowjobs. Because it’s guaranteed when she suc…u bus.

The_Damned · 2011-01-07T16:07:03.000Z

Sigh. Why am I still awake? I wanted to go to bed two hours ago.

Weeks:

hey thurst why didn’t you tell me korea was effin cold
snow everywhere in seoul. i dunno why i thought it was like tropical here

…Why are you randomly in Korea?

SWBeta:

More like 59000 something years old. I remember this because it was such a random and high fucking number.

It was reference to the trope “Really Seven Hundred Years Old”. (You have no one to blame but yourself. Everyone else, blame SWBeta.)

Warpticon:

That’s how you know she gives the best blowjobs. Because it’s guaranteed when she suc…u bus.

Congrats, Warpticon. You have sunk low enough to make a joke that the [media=youtube]DLZIWZszuh8]USA *Darkstalkers[/i[/media] made. How does it feel to occupy this nadir of humor?

(Also, it would be the last blowjob you ever got.)

Paolochun · 2011-01-07T17:44:50.000Z

The_Damned:

You’ve been in Japan a bit too long, haven’t you?

(And, yes, 4neqs has quoted you, though equally hilarious is that the quotation still has a question mark in his signature since he’s not sure you originally said it.)

Yeah, I’m just going by what I remember at the SF4 console launch thread two years ago. I only really post and lurk at the Chun-Li subforum now, I don’t think I can stand SF4/SSF4 general. I usually get my help for my alt characters elsewhere.

kaz · 2011-01-07T19:21:23.000Z

The_Damned:

…

quakes with rage

U mad cuz I’m gettin’ my Kzoh on?

Shaft_Agent:

please do not insult my 1# Calf Princes with such insufficient words like “meaty.” :mad:

well, i actually haven’t figured out a word that adequately describes her gifts to the world (they’ve gotten bigger since i made that post), so for now… i’ll allow “meaty.” but let this be known: i do not like it. watch your back :mad:

u 2, kaz :mad:

Do me a favor and PM those gifts. They’ve gotten bigger?

Shaft_Agent:

you wanted to know if a black chick had what i liked. don’t front, dunny.

SWBeta:

This is all a natural part of a gym’s annual cycle. After new years, all the broads who have made their resolutions to lose weight will be in the gym in full force to try and get the body downsized before summer time. The hype/determination they get at new years time usually dies down in March when they realize that there has been no change in their size and they give up/disappear. No shit there won’t be any change in 2-3 months if you just walk casually on the damn treadmill everyday.

Silly broads.

Luckily, I’m bulking and doing no cardio whatsoever, so I don’t have to deal with all that. You could also do swimming if your gym has a pool, kaz.

Man, I wish I knew how to swim. Not that my gym has a pool anyways. I always told my wife if I’m on a boat and it goes down, I’m screwed I wouldn’t even try to flail my arms around lol.

I was at the gym earlier yesterday morning, same time, 5AM and of course it’s full again and hardly not a single treadmill to run on. Makes my blood boil. As I run at the gym, I people watch. Silly broads come in there working out on the weights, do a set of curls with maybe 5 reps, go to another machine do the same thing, and repeat on all the machines, and leave without even breaking a sweat. Why are you there in the first place?

thurst · 2011-01-07T20:00:10.000Z

Weeks:

hey thurst why didn’t you tell me korea was effin cold
snow everywhere in seoul. i dunno why i thought it was like tropical here

lol stop being a bitch, it’s not that cold. where are you in korea? all the snow in seoul pretty much melted away, some spots out in the country got hit hard though (hard by korean standards, mind you).