The SRK Lounge 4.0. Ain't nothin' changed

[akumatrunigga]

Now in regards to MvC 3 how long will it take before gamers start whining?

I just realized the game is released around tax time good shit there capcom

[The_Damned]

You say that like they’ve ever stopped.

Nope. I’ve slept through earthquakes and dorm fire alarms. Baby cries didn’t stand a chance.

My wife lets me know the next day about all the awesome mid-night crying I missed.

Oh right. I forgot how heavily you sleep.

Must be nice (if a bit dangerous).

Okay…NOW this mass bird death thing is starting to freak me out.

BREAKING: Hundreds more dead birds reported in Texas - National Libertarian | Examiner.com

Worrisome indeed.

As far as Sentinel goes, I liked them in the cartoon, in COTA and I played him in MvC2 well before I knew any of the tier stuff. I like the robot. But if I had to choose, I much rather have Jin with launcher into magic series, ender and OTG Blodia Vulcan; that would’ve been an awesome thing to watch.

The Sentinels in the cartoon were likable because of their ironic humor in stating everything.

But, yeah, Jin would have been better, even though Jean kind of “stole” his mechanic and took it to another (five) level(s).

[akumatrunigga]

You say that like they’ve ever stopped.

i was talking about in more of the gameplay and people will claim “cheap”

[The_Damned]

Uh…like I said, you’re saying that like some people haven’t been saying those things for the past however many months we’ve even known about the game.

Just look at the comments on any Phoenix video. I’ll warn that it may drain your sanity and/or IQ.

[Paolochun]

Now, if only Jin were actually better in the Marvel games… I do like him to dick around against newer players though.

Now in regards to MvC 3 how long will it take before gamers start whining?

Five months ago? Pretty sure the no techroll, button layout (and the fact that it’s not MvC2 in general) and the roster choices (thanks to leaks) have people up in arms already.

[CLU_2]

Uh…like said, you’re saying that like haven’t been saying that for the past however many months we even knew about the game.

Just look at the comments on any Phoenix video. I’ll warn that it may drain your sanity and/or IQ.

I ventured into the SSF4 forum once, post-AE announcement, and am still scarred.

There is no way this side of the ninth layer of beelzebub’s backside I’m gonna venture into the Mahvel 3 forum.

It is no doubt awash in self-inflicted knife wounds from all the retarded motherfuckers up in it. :\

As I see it.

[akumatrunigga]

Uh…like I said, you’re saying that like some people haven’t been saying those things for the past however many months we’ve even known about the game.

Just look at the comments on any Phoenix video. I’ll warn that it may drain your sanity and/or IQ.

looks at vid

O i see

[The_Damned]

Yeah…I’m sorry to say that people are never going to stop bitching about MvC3 (or anything).

Also, Athena damn it, I need to proofread better. And probably need to stop sitting in front of this screen for such long durations in such a darkened room. I mean, my eye-sight is already pretty crappy and these headaches aren’t exactly fun.

Oh, this reminds me that I still need to look up something…

[SWBeta]

he mans up pretty fast and secret handshakes with Snake.

[media=youtube]pMJBhDCqqBc[/media] And the youtube comments always make things 50 times more entertaining.

MGS4 Otacon is nigh intolerable. You sympathized with him in MGS1 all the way, and in MGS2 to a lesser degree, but in MGS4 once he gets any bit of screen time, you’re like “shut the fuck up already, christ.”

[Shaft_Agent]

yeah.

Rachel True, Aisha Tyler, Sharon Leal, Sophie Okonedo, my junior prom date, and Halle Berry off the top of my head. not very many.

That’s his dick size, Shaft just rolls like that.

yeah, all the blood goes out of ALL the rest of my body and straight to my dick of equal size. it kind looks like that cartoon of the kid that can morph into a car. except sexier.

Fixed.

watch ur back, Damned. i do make house calls. :mad:

It sort of explains why but it is not the whole story. Shaft Agent was supposed to be the first black american agent for MI6. Like all agents, he was tested in various skills field operatives are supposed to have. The one we known the best for, are his observational skills involving women’s calves. This he does as a hobby, a fun way to keep his eyes sharp. One of the tests involved his skills in seducing female agents. The test giver was a very attractive woman who of slim build but weak calf muscles, this was unfortunate for her as the love making she receive was so intense, it can only be properly measured by Richter scale and by retelling the repercussions of said act; much in the same way we can talk about the true impact of nuclear weaponry.

The poor, or the lucky, woman was smitten by the confidence Shaft exuded. He had a musk of manliness that in artistic renderings would be considered hyper masculine; consider the way Kenshiro handles himself in FOTNS. His strut is what many rappers confuse with swagger; Shaft does not put anything on, he just carries himself that way (rappers think it can be imitated, scientists are still unable to do so). Full strut achieved, the woman could do nothing to help herself and sex quickly proceeded. The results are as follows:

1. He is only allowed to seduce women when it is a matter of national security.
2. Even in matters of national security, he is not allowed to have sex with women within 100 miles of a fault line.
3. The women must have legs of extraordinary power.

The test was ended prematurely 2 minutes in at the woman’s 86th orgasm because her legs, particularly her calves could not handle the rear mount. Had it gone an additional 10 seconds the calf muscles would have ripped apart and she would have needed a new set of feet. Top physicists have examined the video and ran simulations and after millions of dollars in grant money, it has been concluded that the human body was simply not meant to get fucked that hard. The calves were pointed to as a single point of failure, if this area of the female body could be reinforced in some way, Shaft may just be able to hit it for longer than 30 seconds without cause irreparable damage to that woman. To us it seems like a fetish but to Shaft, it is a quest for love and love making.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell the reason why he is called Shaft Agent. Well that part happened much like all good nicknames: entirely by accident. After stopping the experiment doctors rushed in to help the woman, who already had a smile on her face and was smoking 4 cigarettes and 2 cigars at the same time. As they looked at her spread eagle, one of them was rumored to have said: “Damn, he made a mine shaft out of a cave.” And that my friends, is why he is called the Shaft Agent. Because when he is in it, he goes deep.

i’m black? like “black ops?”

[RoninChaos]

Heh, you’re ready to fire off an insult, right? I can practically smell it. What, is this kid “not really responsible” for his actions because he is so young? I don’t think kids around that age should really get a pass on such an extreme criminal offense like murder…not completely. Then again, the parental figure apparently was foolish enough to allow him to have guns in the first place despite previous behavioral problems. This same kid was in trouble before for physically attacking the principal. By that age, (*unless the child in question is literally retarded) one should be very well aware of certain basic things that society has agreed is illegal/wrong.

Also, there was some law enforcement type that was on who showed the rifle that was used, to further drive home the point that this was a deliberate act. This wasn’t a gun you can just pull out and impulsively squeeze the trigger within a 2-second moment of rage. He won’t be tried as an adult anyway, but either way…his life is now ruined beyond repair.

No, I wasn’t going to insult you. If I was going it, I would have said “You are a fucking idiot who knows nothing about kids.” or something of the sort. But I didn’t, because I don’t think you’re an idiot.

Do you have much experience with kids? Especially young ones?

[Pertho]

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Everybody on SRK is black unless otherwise proven.

If you guys want a wasteland, go to the MvC3 forums. Its like the land that intellect forgot. I’m pretty sure that '11 is going to be worse for SRK than 09 and 10 combined since a lot of new people are going to dive head first into an unforgiving game. Should be fun. Only thing that freaks me out is how easy damage is dealt but meh, no worse than Guilty Gear at high level, just means more concentration on the other part of the game that isn’t execution of combos.

[BullDancer]

Everybody on SRK is black unless otherwise proven.

If you guys want a wasteland, go to the MvC3 forums. Its like the land that intellect forgot. I’m pretty sure that '11 is going to be worse for SRK than 09 and 10 combined since a lot of new people are going to dive head first into an unforgiving game. Should be fun. Only thing that freaks me out is how easy damage is dealt but meh, no worse than Guilty Gear at high level, just means more concentration on the other part of the game that isn’t execution of combos.

Whoa execution for Guilty Gear is a bitch, you must be talking about that “other game” i.e Blazblue… execution is mad easy imo in comparison…

[The_Damned]

I’ll just leave these here for now since I’m too lazy to open a new Notepad or Word document: Villains By Necessity and Pixar Artist Panel Discussion this Saturday.

watch ur back, Damned. i do make house calls. :mad:

Whatever you say, Man-Thing.

[CLU_2]

Everybody on SRK is black unless otherwise proven.

If you guys want a wasteland, go to the MvC3 forums. Its like the land that intellect forgot. I’m pretty sure that '11 is going to be worse for SRK than 09 and 10 combined since a lot of new people are going to dive head first into an unforgiving game. Should be fun. Only thing that freaks me out is how easy damage is dealt but meh, no worse than Guilty Gear at high level, just means more concentration on the other part of the game that isn’t execution of combos.

So this WAS a pretty good estimate, then?

There is no way this side of the ninth layer of beelzebub’s backside I’m gonna venture into the Mahvel 3 forum.

It is no doubt awash in self-inflicted knife wounds from all the retarded motherfuckers up in it. :\

Or is it even worse?

Whoa execution for Guilty Gear is a bitch, you must be talking about that “other game” i.e Blazblue… execution is mad easy imo in comparison…

I think he meant that MvC3’s damage=GG damage, but with easy execution.

So Occam’s Razin’ it down, yeah MvC3=BB.

As I see it.

[Azrael]

Yeah…I’m sorry to say that people are never going to stop bitching about MvC3 (or anything).

I think 4neqs? had me quoted on SRK’s complaining nature for SF4. Here’s my MvC3 take on it - They could include an option where Morrigan steps out of the TV and gives everyone blowjobs, and people would complain that it wasn’t Mega Man.

[Pertho]

Whoa execution for Guilty Gear is a bitch, you must be talking about that “other game” i.e Blazblue… execution is mad easy imo in comparison…

Not the execution, the damage. The less you have to worry about not dropping combos, the more time you have to spend working on not getting hit.

[arcticninja]

If someone invented a machine who’s sole function is to spit out free cash and all you had to do was push two buttons, people would complain about having to push two buttons.

[CLU_2]

I think 4neqs? had me quoted on SRK’s complaining nature for SF4. Here’s my MvC3 take on it - They could include an option where Morrigan steps out of the TV and gives everyone blowjobs, and people would complain that it wasn’t Mega Man.

And… I have found my first sig.

As I see it.

[Million]

No, I wasn’t going to insult you. If I was going it, I would have said “You are a fucking idiot who knows nothing about kids.” or something of the sort. But I didn’t, because I don’t think you’re an idiot.

Do you have much experience with kids? Especially young ones?

Some… a close friend from college has 3 kids, and his daughter (the oldest) happens to be 10 now, actually…this is the former player turned “Clark Griswold from National Lampoon” friend I’ve mentioned before. There was also some observation of a grade-school classroom back before I dropped the art education major. And of course, I remember clearly what I (along with my peers of the time) was like at 10 years old… kids should definitely have a basic idea of what’s considered “wrong” by that point in life. They’ve heard it over and over from parents, church if the parents forced them to go there, and pretty much anything they are allowed to watch on tv, movies, games, books, etc.

On another note, it is a lame-brain idea for a parent to let any kid have his own guns/ammo, imo. Why couldn’t the little chump just have toys, comics and video games like a normal kid?