Azrael
5381
Late October. I’ve been a daddy for 2 months now.
Still surreal.
Million
5382
Heh, you’re ready to fire off an insult, right? I can practically smell it. What, is this kid “not really responsible” for his actions because he is so young? I don’t think kids around that age should really get a pass on such an extreme criminal offense like murder…not completely. Then again, the parental figure apparently was foolish enough to allow him to have guns in the first place despite previous behavioral problems. This same kid was in trouble before for physically attacking the principal. By that age, (*unless the child in question is literally retarded) one should be very well aware of certain basic things that society has agreed is illegal/wrong.
Also, there was some law enforcement type that was on who showed the rifle that was used, to further drive home the point that this was a deliberate act. This wasn’t a gun you can just pull out and impulsively squeeze the trigger within a 2-second moment of rage. He won’t be tried as an adult anyway, but either way…his life is now ruined beyond repair.
Yeah, Essence Atkins is an excellent specimen. On the first episode of her show Half N Half, there’s an incredible shot of her ass and legs as she’s working out and doing pull-ups at the gym. They were totally shameless with how this situation was shot (*she pulls her entire lower body upward so her ass and thighs are basically in your face), and God bless them for it. I would do incredibly foul and nasty things for that woman.
CLU_2
5383
Dude.
Anyone who could off his own mom the way this kid did… his life was pretty much fucked from conception. :\
I mean, something seriously isn’t right upstairs, with him.
As I see it.
Someone blew my mind when they said they should have put Ultron in instead of Sentinel.
Man, how much sense would that have made? Just make Ultron the sentinel replacement.
Oh well. I hope Sentinel looks cool.
Pertho
5385
It sort of explains why but it is not the whole story. Shaft Agent was supposed to be the first black american agent for MI6. Like all agents, he was tested in various skills field operatives are supposed to have. The one we known the best for, are his observational skills involving women’s calves. This he does as a hobby, a fun way to keep his eyes sharp. One of the tests involved his skills in seducing female agents. The test giver was a very attractive woman who of slim build but weak calf muscles, this was unfortunate for her as the love making she receive was so intense, it can only be properly measured by Richter scale and by retelling the repercussions of said act; much in the same way we can talk about the true impact of nuclear weaponry.
The poor, or the lucky, woman was smitten by the confidence Shaft exuded. He had a musk of manliness that in artistic renderings would be considered hyper masculine; consider the way Kenshiro handles himself in FOTNS. His strut is what many rappers confuse with swagger; Shaft does not put anything on, he just carries himself that way (rappers think it can be imitated, scientists are still unable to do so). Full strut achieved, the woman could do nothing to help herself and sex quickly proceeded. The results are as follows:
- He is only allowed to seduce women when it is a matter of national security.
- Even in matters of national security, he is not allowed to have sex with women within 100 miles of a fault line.
- The women must have legs of extraordinary power.
The test was ended prematurely 2 minutes in at the woman’s 86th orgasm because her legs, particularly her calves could not handle the rear mount. Had it gone an additional 10 seconds the calf muscles would have ripped apart and she would have needed a new set of feet. Top physicists have examined the video and ran simulations and after millions of dollars in grant money, it has been concluded that the human body was simply not meant to get fucked that hard. The calves were pointed to as a single point of failure, if this area of the female body could be reinforced in some way, Shaft may just be able to hit it for longer than 30 seconds without cause irreparable damage to that woman. To us it seems like a fetish but to Shaft, it is a quest for love and love making.
Oh, I almost forgot to tell the reason why he is called Shaft Agent. Well that part happened much like all good nicknames: entirely by accident. After stopping the experiment doctors rushed in to help the woman, who already had a smile on her face and was smoking 4 cigarettes and 2 cigars at the same time. As they looked at her spread eagle, one of them was rumored to have said: “Damn, he made a mine shaft out of a cave.” And that my friends, is why he is called the Shaft Agent. Because when he is in it, he goes deep.
Word?? Im gonna have to check that out then. My bluray collection is small as hell so im up for suggestions.
I just got *Catch me if you can *and Predator today before i got home.
LOL its funny you say that, my girl got Just bought the two Twilight movies on bluray…yea, im gonna need to invest in another bluray player bc…im not trying to see those fagg0ts in HD. Id gladly watch pretty in pink or princess diaries for free
The Predator Blu Ray is GREAT. Awesome transfer.
Can’t have Ultron instead of Sentinel, they don’t have enough X-characters yet.
God, I hope they bring Maggot back, I really don’t think we have enough mutants in this game yet.
Oh, and in addition to Wolverine and Bone Claw Wolverine and Younger Female Version of Wolverine, they should also add Adolescent Origin Wolverine.
Taito
5390
I’m pretty sure you can thank everyone dryhumping those Yipes videos for Sent coming back. Dat Sicily!
I’d add to it The Pacific as well…though Band of Brothers is better The Pacific was great as well.
^Ill look into that one too.
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Their manliness is off the charts. Breaking scouter status.
TS
5393
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just got out the hospital holluuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i swear the first thing i do every time i get home is catch up with the lounge WTF
my block list needs some additions
Hang in there, April is just around the corner.
Keep looping that Phoenix video just because Jennifer Hale’s voice is that awesome.
Ah, thanks for the correction. Hasn’t been keeping you up, has she?
It would have made too much sense, especially since Ultron a)has a personality, b)is a villain in a game generally lacking villains at present (and Dark Phoenix doesn’t count) and c)was rather recently elevated to the status of “cosmic” character.
But, no, we’re apparently getting bland-ass Sentinel along aside overexposed Akuma because its “historic”. Where the hell is Cyclops, then? Oh, right. Marvel loves to shit all over him just like Doc Strange. And another thing…
ranting
Perhaps hypocritically, I’ve never been a fan of jokes with overly long set-ups.
grumbles
Oh well. If there’s any possible consolation to his increasing likelihood, it’s the likelihood that he’s not going to be (nearly) as easy to abuse as he was in MvC2. Sure, that will just mean that he’ll end up being a waste of space more or less, but as long as it makes the people that wanted him in purely because he’s top tier in MvC2 (and, let’s face, who likes him otherwise?), it will perhaps be worth it.
What happened now?
Azrael
5398
Nope. I’ve slept through earthquakes and dorm fire alarms. Baby cries didn’t stand a chance.
My wife lets me know the next day about all the awesome mid-night crying I missed.
Okay…NOW this mass bird death thing is starting to freak me out.
BREAKING: Hundreds more dead birds reported in Texas - National Libertarian | Examiner.com
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Pertho
5400
Don’t know about the long set up, just figured there must be a way to explain Shaft’s name, obsession with calves and 5’4" penis all in one story.
As far as Sentinel goes, I liked them in the cartoon, in COTA and I played him in MvC2 well before I knew any of the tier stuff. I like the robot. But if I had to choose, I much rather have Jin with launcher into magic series, ender and OTG Blodia Vulcan; that would’ve been an awesome thing to watch.
