The SRK Lounge 4.0. Ain't nothin' changed

Geese_Pants · 2011-01-07T02:20:32.000Z

shatterstar:

speaking of calves,

I wonder if shaft has watched that sitcom Are We There Yet? at all. There the light skinned chick that’s played mostly teenager roles for like the past 15 years (she was the sister in the show The Smart Guy) is the mom on that show. She wears skirts a lot and one ep I saw her where she got caught on cam dancing to Baby Got Back and the lil’ white kid put it on YT. Her calves are like woah.

I’m just sayin’.

That be Essence Atkins yo…

Edit: Damnit…lag.

Shaft_Agent · 2011-01-07T02:22:56.000Z

Geese_Pants:

Michelle Ryan does have some meaty calves…

please do not insult my 1# Calf Princes with such insufficient words like “meaty.” :mad:

well, i actually haven’t figured out a word that adequately describes her gifts to the world (they’ve gotten bigger since i made that post), so for now… i’ll allow “meaty.” but let this be known: i do not like it. watch your back :mad:

u 2, kaz :mad:

ckrazy · 2011-01-07T02:23:30.000Z

I’m pretty sure it was Shaft that posted that picture of Gabriel Union, Dwayne Wade, and Essence Atkins talking about her legs…

Pertho · 2011-01-07T02:28:56.000Z

“i know your kind and how you destroy homes.”

Small teaser on that Chainman Eddie post. Holy shit man, why don’t we have that guy commentating majors? If we had only been able to keep him unbanned long enough, we could’ve seen some hilarity between him and PFH, him and torrie, and specs, and acerbic, pretty sure Chainman Eddie is just hungry for the fight.

Shaft_Agent · 2011-01-07T02:29:43.000Z

ckrazy:

I’m pretty sure it was Shaft that posted that picture of Gabriel Union, Dwayne Wade, and Essence Atkins talking about her legs…

nah, that was Kzoh. i saved the hell out of that picture though.

shatterstar · 2011-01-07T02:35:26.000Z

Shaft_Agent:

will that 3X shirt fit a guy that’s 6’8" and 300 lbs?

woah, you on some ol’ BB height and don’t hoop?

Nah, you need a 4XL unless you trying to show your “figure”.

Shaft_Agent · 2011-01-07T02:42:15.000Z

4XL? dang! i though i could snag that one for a friend of mine.

and i’m 5’4"

Pertho · 2011-01-07T02:44:21.000Z

Shaft_Agent:

and i’m 5’4"

That’s his dick size, Shaft just rolls like that.

ckrazy · 2011-01-07T02:46:01.000Z

Pertho:

That’s his dick size, Shaft just rolls like that.

That’s a big ass dick.

Kzoh · 2011-01-07T02:49:48.000Z

Shaft_Agent:

nah, that was Kzoh. i saved the hell out of that picture though.

Yeah, I wanted to know if she had what he liked.

shatterstar · 2011-01-07T02:56:49.000Z

Shaft_Agent:

4XL? dang! i though i could snag that one for a friend of mine.

and i’m 5’4"

you getting clothes for another man?

where they do DADT at?

Shaft_Agent · 2011-01-07T03:06:57.000Z

"Kzoh:

Yeah, I wanted to know if she had what he liked.

you wanted to know if a black chick had what i liked. don’t front, dunny.

you getting clothes for another man?

where they do DADT at?

you aren’t selling jockstraps, Urkel. don’t act like what you’re selling is anything more than a wearable joke/conversation starter.:arazz:

Kzoh · 2011-01-07T03:46:19.000Z

Shaft_Agent:

you wanted to know if a black chick had what i liked. don’t front, dunny. you aren’t selling jockstraps,

yeah.

shatterstar · 2011-01-07T04:06:35.000Z

Shaft_Agent:

you wanted to know if a black chick had what i liked. don’t front, dunny. you aren’t selling jockstraps, Urkel. don’t act like what you’re selling is anything more than a wearable joke/conversation starter.:arazz:

You Mad.

but 3XL should work unless he has a gut. just get at me, Muggsy Bogues.

SWBeta · 2011-01-07T04:26:07.000Z

kaz:

Also, I’m mad pissed at the amount of fat people my gym has recently attained after New Years. I got to the gym this morning and almost didn’t have a treadmill to run on due to all the fat women walking at a leisurely pace. You can do that walking around the block at home. How long does it take before these people stop showing up?

This is all a natural part of a gym’s annual cycle. After new years, all the broads who have made their resolutions to lose weight will be in the gym in full force to try and get the body downsized before summer time. The hype/determination they get at new years time usually dies down in March when they realize that there has been no change in their size and they give up/disappear. No shit there won’t be any change in 2-3 months if you just walk casually on the damn treadmill everyday.

Silly broads.

Luckily, I’m bulking and doing no cardio whatsoever, so I don’t have to deal with all that. You could also do swimming if your gym has a pool, kaz.

mastermind · 2011-01-07T04:48:57.000Z

This video of some dude whippin’ his nephew’s ass on cam because the nephew was acting “hard” on Facebook is great. Hahah I was dying. He’s probably gotten tormented even harder at school now that this shit has hit the internet.

[media=youtube]DGPsPZOtD_w[/media]

Angry uncles: saving the world one fake-ass gangster at a time.

ckrazy · 2011-01-07T04:53:43.000Z

mastermind:

This video of some dude whippin’ his nephew’s ass on cam because the nephew was acting “hard” on Facebook is great. Hahah I was dying. He’s probably gotten tormented even harder at school now that this shit has hit the internet.

[media=youtube]DGPsPZOtD_w[/media]

Angry uncles: saving the world one fake-ass gangster at a time.

… SRK already posted this like everything else.

This is why I don’t even post shit that are consider "new’ anymore on here. Too many mother fuckers that are way too fast for me.

The_Damned · 2011-01-07T04:56:11.000Z

Yeah, a bit late mastermind, but not big deal. Hard to beat the speed of the Internet (especially with the eerie glee that comes with this diminishing lack of privacy, but that’s another matter entirely…).

Pertho:

That’s his dick size, Shaft just waddles like that.

Fixed.

Also would explain why he’s called Shaft Agent.

mastermind · 2011-01-07T05:03:24.000Z

Figured as much. Sub-forums be damned, I only have like three or four THREADS I check here on a regular basis. Guess it’s true. My internet discovery tactics have long been diminished. :sad:

arcticninja · 2011-01-07T05:25:12.000Z

go ahead and post links if you enjoy them, who cares if they’re old. I mean, unless it’s something ridiculously over-exposed like All Your Base, Daigo full parry, or Rick Astley, I don’t see the problem. People that are like “OOOOOLD I seen dis 45 seconds ago HUUURRRRRR” can suck a bag of dicks. Not all of us read every thread in GD or are on reddit 24/7 (well I am, but w/e).

not that I always felt this way, but hey we all got to grow out of the-urge-to-flame-people-for-posting-something-on-the-internet-that-we’ve-already-seen sometime.